The culinary coronation is at finally hand: Which arrogant jerk chef will be crowned the master of all arrogant jerk chefs on the finale of Top Chef Masters? Join our commenter live blog and share the suspense with us!

June is busting out all over, and so is Top Chef Masters judge Gail Simmons' décolletage! So there couldn't be a better time than right now to get together and live-blog. Why not join us?

Got any plans tonight? Why bother slaving over a hot stove? Order take out and join our commenter live blog of Top Chef Masters instead! Look. Now you have plans.

Time for another of our Wednesday night commenting parties. Ever sampled one of these Gawker live blogs before? Like exotic meats, they are adventurous—and yet they all taste like chicken! And who doesn't love chicken? So join us!

Hello fennel lovers and fennel haters! All commenters—regardless of their feelings about fennel—are welcome to participate in our Top Chef Masters live blog, which will get underway soon right under this post. Why not join us?

Happy Cinco de Mayo, amigos! Why not celebrate by mixing up a margarita and joining our group live blog of Top Chef Masters in the comments section under this post? You'll be living la vida loca in no time!

Today at Gawker.TV, Good Day New York's Rosanno Scott says "jizzum" on-air, Sunset Daze's Gail is fantastic, the cast of Modern Family act as guest judges of Top Chef Masters, and Hulk Hogan loves women that look like his daughter.

It's time once again for one of our Top Chef: Masters commenter live blogs. Why not partake with us? You don't have to be a foodie to join in. After all, Kelly Choi doesn't even eat, and she's the host!

Welcome to the commenting party that's as enjoyable as bacon—but without the calories, fat, or cholesterol. Yes, it's time again for our Top Chef Masters live blog. Indulge in it with us! Your heart will thank you!

Are you master of your own live-blogging domain? No? Of course not — nobody is! So why fight it? Just turn on Top Chef Masters, head for the comments section under this post and start master-blogging with us!

Are you a live-blogging master? I'll bet you are! Why not showcase that mastery by joining our live-blog of Top Chef Masters? The new season starts tonight, and we're live-blogging it in the comments section of this post.

We've got a big night of live-blogging in store, commenters: Two shows, back-to-back, spanning over two hours. Just thinking about it is making me sweat like a mountain goat at the beach.

Welcome back to the reality-show live blog that's both non-vegan and nothing-intolerant. Here, you can post meaty, cheesy or seedy comments to your heart's content.

Well folks, we're down to the Fab Five finalists: Frenchy, Smarmy, Sassy, Dorky and Snorey. These are the master chefs who can make a stomach sing with joy — but hopefully better than this one does.

Well, folks, it's finally here: The Final Six Smackdown! Flanders, Fishballs and their fellow first-round winners are back — and they're packing knives and taking names!

Welcome back, folks. Before we get started tonight, I'd like to take a moment to fondly remember Erica (a k a The Viceroy of Value), who recently departed the airwaves, perhaps never to return.