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    Top Chef: Ahab Finally Slays the Great White Whale

    Live Blogging Top Chef, Week 12

    The NBC-Bashing Jokes of 30 Rock

    And Now We Know How Padma Likes Her Eggs in the Morning

    Live Blogging Top Chef, Week 11

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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    11/19/09

    In reply to Top Chef: Ahab Finally Slays the Great White Whale
    Love the Buffalo Springfield reference, Josh.

    Can you feel it getting down to the wire?
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    MisterHippity was starred MisterHippity was unstarred
    Image of heywhat heywhat
    11/19/09

    In reply to Top Chef: Ahab Finally Slays the Great White Whale
    Next week, I really hope that Jen and Kevin are able to pull things off and get rid of one of the brothers. I'm sick of their storyline. I get it, they're brothers who are fiercely competitive. I'm over it. Both are arrogant and full of shit.

    On another note, what is up with Chef's Academy? Why did Bravo feel the need to put such a crappy show on after such a good one?
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/19/09

    @heywhat: Wow, so I agree with you on the brothers and would like to ask Bravo the same thing.

    ETA: How awesome was it that Kevin won after Michael called his cooking "the food that I cook on my day off?"
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    Edited by Conchie Birdie at 11/19/09 3:42 PM Conchie Birdie was starred Conchie Birdie was unstarred
    Image of heywhat heywhat
    11/19/09

    @Conchie Birdie: See, that is the very reason I cannot stand the brothers. They constantly have something nasty or mean spirited to say about everyone else. When Bryan was like "I could have made Gavin Keysen's Bocuse d'Or dish better than Gavin", I rolled my eyes and said "So, why didn't you?". If they were as good as they think they are then they would be judging the competition and not competing along side the other chefs.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/19/09

    In reply to Top Chef: Ahab Finally Slays the Great White Whale
    I am thrilled Eli's finally gone, although I was a little stunned that Blaise would be good friends with such a product-laced twerp.
     Reply
    Conchie Birdie was starred Conchie Birdie was unstarred
    Image of La Mareada La Mareada
    11/19/09

    @Conchie Birdie: He was coasting along on "never the worst, never the best" like Hosea last season. Three good chefs totally breaking down in the finale would be more interesting than one skidding by with merely edible cooking.

    Also with more experience and maturity(not living at home anymore), he would have been a better contestant.
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    Conchie Birdie promoted this comment La Mareada was starred La Mareada was unstarred
    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/19/09

    @La Mareada: I considered Eli to be
    Hosea in a porcupine-like form.
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    Conchie Birdie was starred Conchie Birdie was unstarred
    Image of karion karion
    11/19/09

    @Conchie Birdie: Eli irked the hell out of me, and then I read this from Richard Blaise's blog.

    I now sort of love scrappy little Eli.
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    Image of Fuzzy Dunlop Fuzzy Dunlop
    11/19/09

    @karion: I read that too, and I completely agree. For all the shit people have given Eli, he's pretty damn accomplished for only being 25 years old. And based on Richard's blog, the reason he lives at home isn't because he's a loser, but because he's sacrificed money to work for a pittance and learn from the best. Add to that the fact that all of the accomplished (and older) chefs in the competition seemed very fond of him, and I'm officially an Eli fan.
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    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    11/19/09

    In reply to Top Chef: Ahab Finally Slays the Great White Whale
    Michael V acts like the trophy is his own
    Until a judge chokes on a fish bone
    Bryan just waits and sits
    But the judges say it tastes like shit

    Kevin plays the waiting game
    Keeps it simple and take the blame
    For playing it safe, but it works.
    He's at Bocuse d’Or, not those jerks

    Jen gets her Quickfire to click
    But her salmon gets cut too thick.
    So from five we cut it down to four.
    Eli's lamb is raw and is shown the door.
     Reply
    Mo MoDo was starred Mo MoDo was unstarred
    Image of snugbug snugbug
    11/19/09

    In reply to Top Chef: Ahab Finally Slays the Great White Whale
    Mother of Christ, a recap in rondeau?
    Oh kindly please tell me it ain’t so!
    It sets the bar too high for those
    More comfortable commenting in prose.
    Alas, say I, behold and lo,

    I’ll humbly try to give it a go.
    This episode was tense and raw,
    Enticing as a blooming rose.

    Eli’s defeat was a harsh blow
    Out of which success will grow.
    From my own angle of repose,

    I think Thomas Keller must enclose
    A "French Laundromat" joint, to-go
    In his portfolio, for the poors!
     Reply
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    Image of joshuadavidstein joshuadavidstein
    11/19/09

    @snugbug: *Snaps* appreciatively.
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    MisterHippity promoted this comment joshuadavidstein was starred joshuadavidstein was unstarred
    Image of snugbug snugbug
    11/19/09

    @joshuadavidstein:

    I hope commenters
    Will step up to the plate and
    Respond in same coin.

    (I switched to haiku form.)
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/19/09

    In reply to Live Blogging Top Chef, Week 12
    I'm so sad I missed this.
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    Matt Cherette was starred Matt Cherette was unstarred
    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    11/21/09

    @Matt Cherette: Well, the good news is that there are two more of these left for the season. Hope you can make the next one!
     Reply
    MisterHippity was starred MisterHippity was unstarred
    Image of heywhat heywhat
    11/19/09

    In reply to Live Blogging Top Chef, Week 12
    What the hell is this "Chef's Academy"? Why is Bravo trying to go the Gordon Ramsey route when they have a great show like Top Chef?
     Reply
    heywhat was starred heywhat was unstarred
    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    11/18/09

    In reply to Live Blogging Top Chef, Week 12
    Ok, so the moral of this episode is:

    When everyone sucks too much to win, you win by sucking the least!
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    Edited by MisterHippity at 11/18/09 11:42 PM MisterHippity was starred MisterHippity was unstarred
    Image of heywhat heywhat
    11/18/09

    In reply to Live Blogging Top Chef, Week 12
    Can the brothers just kill each other already? I'm sick of both of them. I don't know if Jen has it in her to win the whole thing but I prefer her or Kevin over both brothers any day. How could both of them turn out to be such assholes? Maybe their mother was a drinker.
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    heywhat was starred heywhat was unstarred
    Image of Butterscotch Butterscotch
    11/19/09

    @heywhat: I heartily hurled Puffy-isms at my TV screen - "Take that, take that" - when Kevin won. Michael is grating on me in ways I did not anticipate. Just a colossal asshole.
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    11/19/09

    @Butterscotch: I heart you for using the term Puffy-ism
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    adiam7 was starred adiam7 was unstarred
    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    11/18/09

    In reply to Live Blogging Top Chef, Week 12
    Thanks everybody! You were great as always!
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    MisterHippity was starred MisterHippity was unstarred
    Image of Helio Helio
    11/18/09

    @MisterHippity: thanks for hosting! Nighty night.
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    Helio was starred Helio was unstarred
    Image of dippitydoo dippitydoo
    11/18/09

    @MisterHippity: if i had $30,000 to award you for being best host with the most, i would. you wouldn't even have to grow a beard.
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    Image of GonzoMaz GonzoMaz
    11/18/09

    @MisterHippity: Thank you, host of hosts!! Until tomorrow!!
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    DahlELama promoted this comment GonzoMaz was starred GonzoMaz was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/18/09

    @MisterHippity: Thanks for hosting, Hip!
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    DahlELama was starred DahlELama was unstarred
    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    11/18/09

    @dippitydoo: Wow, thanks! I feel richer all the same!
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    MisterHippity was starred MisterHippity was unstarred
    Image of son of spam son of spam
    11/18/09

    In reply to Live Blogging Top Chef, Week 12
    I am so overdue for missing one of these shows. I hope to see you all next week. Thanks as always, Hipp and Brian.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    11/18/09

    @son of spam: Goodnight, Spammie! Thanks for coming!
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    MisterHippity was starred MisterHippity was unstarred
    Image of dippitydoo dippitydoo
    11/18/09

    @son of spam: goodnight son!
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    dippitydoo was starred dippitydoo was unstarred
    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    11/18/09

    In reply to Live Blogging Top Chef, Week 12
    Good night everyone!!!

    Thanks MisterHippity for a great night see you tomorrow for the end of our national nightmare
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    adiam7 was starred adiam7 was unstarred
    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    11/18/09

    @adiam7: Goodnight, Adiam. See you tomorrow for Project Suckway.
     Reply
    MisterHippity was starred MisterHippity was unstarred
    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    11/18/09

    In reply to Live Blogging Top Chef, Week 12
    See you tomorrow for PR, and next week for the Very Special Thanksgiving Loveblog.
     Reply
    Lizawithazee was starred Lizawithazee was unstarred
    Image of dippitydoo dippitydoo
    11/18/09

    @Lizawithazee: goodnight, see you tomorrow.
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    dippitydoo was starred dippitydoo was unstarred
    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    11/18/09

    @Lizawithazee: Will it be on next week? A thanksgiving Eve live blog? Cool!
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    MisterHippity was starred MisterHippity was unstarred
    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    11/18/09

    @Lizawithazee: Night night!
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    MisterHippity was starred MisterHippity was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/18/09

    @MisterHippity: Next week is a repeat, which is awesome since I'll be at my cousin's wedding anyway.
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    DahlELama was starred DahlELama was unstarred
    Image of dippitydoo dippitydoo
    11/18/09

    @DahlELama: a thanksgiving wedding? how fun!
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    dippitydoo was starred dippitydoo was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/18/09

    @dippitydoo: They seem to run in my family, for whatever reason...
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    11/19/09

    @MisterHippity: Whoops - guess no loveblog if it's a repeat. I just assumed. Which, you know what they say...

    #tips
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    Lizawithazee was starred Lizawithazee was unstarred
    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    11/18/09

    In reply to Live Blogging Top Chef, Week 12
    Hip, I am sad that you are so low on the comments register tonight, but the slow loading could not have helped!
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    ms_priestypants was starred ms_priestypants was unstarred
    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    11/18/09

    @ms_priestypants: Low? There are over 800 comments! That's a lot as far as I'm concerned.

    We can't top 1000 every week!
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    MisterHippity was starred MisterHippity was unstarred
    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    11/18/09

    @MisterHippity: It was a lovely and successful evening, I just felt the need to highlight the tech issues. Wonderful job, as always, and it was good to see your name(-ish) on the masthead!

    #tips
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    ms_priestypants was starred ms_priestypants was unstarred
    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    11/18/09

    In reply to Live Blogging Top Chef, Week 12
    I'm so embarrassed that I said Jen was making turducken. She punk'd me. I'm such a chump.
     Reply
    MisterHippity was starred MisterHippity was unstarred
    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    11/18/09

    @MisterHippity: In your defense, she did say she was making turducken, and then she basically made the seafood version.
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    ms_priestypants was starred ms_priestypants was unstarred
    Image of GonzoMaz GonzoMaz
    11/18/09

    @MisterHippity: But a lovable chump!!
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