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    Erin Wagner Crashes and Burns on Americas Next Top Model

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    Image of bythesidewalk bythesidewalk
    10/22/09

    In reply to Erin Wagner Crashes and Burns on Americas Next Top Model
    Wait, why did you write this post? It's not a recap and contains no witty repartee and apparently spoiled the episode for the West Coasters. This is awful. #americasnexttopmodel
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    Image of WackoJacko WackoJacko
    10/21/09

    In reply to Erin Wagner Crashes and Burns on Americas Next Top Model
    Wait, is "Erin Wagner" someone everyone knows? #americasnexttopmodel
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    Image of Victor Ward Victor Ward
    10/22/09

    @WackoJacko: I'm gay, so I sure do. #americasnexttopmodel
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    Image of Kitten_Witawip Kitten_Witawip
    10/21/09

    In reply to Erin Wagner Crashes and Burns on Americas Next Top Model
    It airs in 20 minutes on the west coast. You might want to wait next week before you post the results. #americasnexttopmodel
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    10/21/09

    @Kitten_Witawip: Seriously, especially since the loser had nothing to do with the subject of the post and was totally unnecessary to the story. #americasnexttopmodel
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    03/15/09

    In reply to Top Models Stampede!
    Can't believe all of those Little People were lining up to be America's Next Unemployable Model.
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    Image of LoveHandles LoveHandles
    03/15/09

    In reply to Top Models Stampede!
    Wonder what the ladies of jezebeel would think of this post
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    03/15/09

    @LoveHandles: Here ya go:


    [jezebel.com]

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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    03/15/09

    In reply to Top Models Stampede!
    I'm still waiting for the curb-level video of this mini-she scrum.
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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    03/15/09

    In reply to Top Models Stampede!
    Will this be crossed posted on Jezebel? Because I got scolded by at least two commenters for chuckling at this whole incident. Come on, Josh, let's set off a stink bomb.
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    Image of gonzosmom gonzosmom
    03/15/09

    @SarahHeartburn:


    Makes me miss the days of Karen Uh Oh, et. al. Glad to see you're still here!

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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    03/15/09

    @gonzosmom: Check your private messages.
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    Image of HeyThatsMyBike HeyThatsMyBike
    03/15/09

    @gonzosmom: Yeah, where the eff is Karen?
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    03/15/09

    In reply to Top Models Stampede!
    Christ in high heaven don't people have lives anymore?
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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    03/15/09

    In reply to Top Models Stampede!
    Looks like the matriculation queue at Long Island University.
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    Image of Muggs Bigglesworth Muggs Bigglesworth
    03/15/09

    In reply to Top Models Stampede!
    If they only they could all pull in the same direction, the monster could roll through the streets of NYC, looting high-end boutiques and Starbucks as they go, poking each other with their high heels; squealing, snapping digital photos the whole way until they reach the Hudson, and then they can slither back into the underworld, where they'll subsist on plankton and jealousy, at least, until the world needs them again.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    03/15/09

    @Muggs Bigglesworth: plankton & jealousy = cougar food.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    03/15/09

    In reply to Top Models Stampede!
    I missed this whole incident. I was in Chelsea, at the auditions for America's Next Bottom Model.
    (FWIW, there was lots of high-pitched screaming there, too.)
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    03/15/09

    @Kid Twist: Nice one, Nellie :)


    Truly funny comment.

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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    03/15/09

    In reply to Top Models Stampede!
    Someone yelled that the smoking car was a bomb. Genius. You can hear him shouting four seconds in- "It's a bomb!" and they start running.


    Fucking crazy. Day of Las Locas.

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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    03/15/09

    In reply to Top Models Stampede!
    I think this was the alternate ending to The Wizard of Oz.
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    Image of b19pen15 b19pen15
    03/15/09

    In reply to Top Models Stampede!
    They were running from the smoking car on the road. I think it may have been on fire.
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    03/15/09

    @b19pen15: The car was definitely smoking. Maybe they thought it was going to explode? Or maybe Jade had returned and they were fleeing in terror.
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    Image of lawyergay lawyergay
    03/15/09

    In reply to Top Models Stampede!
    At about 1:30 into the clip, it looks like there was a teeny tiny beatdown in the middle of the crowd.


    My uncle used to consistently, drunkenly and lustily refer to women who stood under about 5'6" as "firecrackers," even if they were, well, lugubrious and phlegmatic (like his wife).


    Any reputable fire department will tell you that cramming that many "firecrackers" into one space is a recipe for disaster.

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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    03/15/09

    @lawyergay: See, I don't even think that's short. I'm just under 5'4", which is sort of short but pretty normal. I think of 5'2" or less as short for a woman. I think of of 5'6" or more as tall.
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    Image of Better to Eat You With Better to Eat You With
    03/15/09

    @VoxPopuli: I'm 5'6" and people tell me I'm tall all the time. Not model-tall, obvs. Also, I might just know a lot of nutty people.
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    Image of hatey hatey
    03/15/09

    @Better to Eat You With: I'm 5'5" and slender, and everyone assumes I'm much taller.


    Maybe I only associate with shorties, or maybe it's a proportion thing-- I have long legs.

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    Image of 1.1.1. 1.1.1.
    03/15/09

    @VoxPopuli:


    I've read that the average American woman is 5'3".

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    Image of lawyergay lawyergay
    03/15/09

    @VoxPopuli: I should have mentioned that my uncle was weirdly tall (at least for our family) and also weird. I'm 5'9"
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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    03/15/09

    @lawyergay: So they want shorties? I'm only 5'3" and chubs. Call it America's Next Top Waddle.
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    03/16/09

    @1.1.1.: That just means Americans are short. I doubt this would've happened in Sweden.
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