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    Image of Solomon Grundy Solomon Grundy
    01:07 PM

    In reply to How to Talk to Your Conservative Relatives
    You know, it's not necessary to be racist to favor a rational immigration policy distinct from open borders. I'm not even saying that's my position, I'm just saying I can see valid concerns folks might have with the idea of total deregulation of our immigration system. Between this and all the Lou Dobbs harping a clear pattern has emerged. Polarizing and oversimplifying the discourse that way doesn't do anybody any favors.
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    01:03 PM

    In reply to How to Talk to Your Conservative Relatives
    Pinching Grandma's tush and blurting out, "Nice money-maker there, sexy-butt!" will end most political family discussions dead in their tracks.
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    11:46 AM

    In reply to How to Talk to Your Conservative Relatives
    I'm guessing that many right-wingers will latch on to a new topic of conversation today: if Obama can't keep the White House free from intruders (with an Arabic name, no less!), how can he keep America safe?
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    12:01 PM

    @Claire Buoyant: We must guard the crudites that young Americans fought and died to protect!
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    11:43 AM

    In reply to How to Talk to Your Conservative Relatives
    I'd sell my soul to have relatives who were simply right wing nut jobs. Talking about death panels would be much easier than dead cats, people pulling knives and impromptu demolition derbies with family member's cars.
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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    12:36 PM

    @drunkexpatwriter: Trade?
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    Image of Helio Helio
    11:31 AM

    In reply to How to Talk to Your Conservative Relatives
    thankfully, everyone in my family are dems/liberals/socialists. The closest I came to an argument was with one aunt who voted for Nader in 2000. Dumb bitch! Oh, and things were tense when I was backing Hillary and my dad loved Obama.

    Anyway, the main source of conflict with my relatives has yet to emerge since I still haven't come out as an atheist. Well, that and the fact that I'm still unemployed. So much to be thankful for, ya'll!
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    11:34 AM

    @Helio: Hey now, easy on the Nader supporters.. I voted for Nader in 2004, since I'm normally waaaay left of the Dems, and John Kerry pissed me off so much with his wishy-washy, mumbly campaign that I wanted to strangle him.
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    Image of Helio Helio
    11:51 AM

    @snugbug: I was actually being facetious. If i had known more about him then, as I do now, i probably would have voted for him in 2004 too. Alas, i wasn't old enough.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    11:17 AM

    In reply to How to Talk to Your Conservative Relatives
    I'm not spending Thanksgiving with my dearly beloved but pretty conservative folks this year--yet in years prior, I found that steering the discussion to Schwarzenegger works. Since my folks live in California, and my mom works in social services and has borne the brunt of the Gropenführer's cuts in that arena, we can all agree to hate on him.

    My brother is a bit trickier to deal with--he's wicked smart and really good at polemic. Also, I believe, the only person in the history of mankind to have gone to Berkeley and emerged on the other end a libertarian-conservative.
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    Image of xyzpdq xyzpdq
    11:51 AM

    @snugbug: "Gropenführer"...snicker
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    12:10 PM

    @xyzpdq: Yeah, it's my favorite nickname for Arnold. Not sure what outlet coined it first, maybe LAObserved.com? It's totally rooted in truth too. The day before election day in 2003, the LA Times published an expose whereby a plethora of the ladies he groped stepped forth to complain. It didn't help, but the nickname stuck.
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    Image of honey's dead honey's dead
    12:23 PM

    @snugbug: "Gropenführer." Thanks for that. Awesome.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    12:38 PM

    @honey's dead: Fun fact: In German, the verb "führen" means both leading, and driving (in the automotive sense). It has always slightly freaked me out that my driving permit is called "Führerschein" (=leading-ness). Like, that gives me the permission to be a Führer? Brr..
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    Image of honey's dead honey's dead
    12:39 PM

    @snugbug: Oh....like master of the road!
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11:15 AM

    In reply to How to Talk to Your Conservative Relatives
    You know how oftentimes someone raised in a very repressive, deeply religious household will grow up to be a wiccan atheist? My brother did the reverse commute.

    We were all baptized, but became long-lapsed and far-roaming Catholics, living with a watchful yet open-minded mother who gave us our space. She took us to science and natural history museums and vastly improved upon our public school education by sharing her empirical wisdom.

    The last time I spoke with my brother was in 2000 when he announced he was voting for George W. Bush because "he believes in Jesus Christ." Oh, and that fascinating thing called evolution that we used to discourse at length as children? "Only a heathen would think we descended from gorillas." ("Chimpanzees", I tried to correct him, to glassy eyed silence.)

    The problem I have with many - but not all - conservatives is that they are the masters of self-fulfilling prophecy. (By my brother's reasoning, I suppose that since George W. Bush says he believes in Jesus - even though Bush's actions were decidedly non-Christlike - he must be a good and noble man.)

    I think that sometimes the best way to talk to your conservative relatives is not to.
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    Edited by Lysergic Asset at 11/26/09 11:16 AM Lysergic Asset was starred Lysergic Asset was unstarred
    Image of snugbug snugbug
    11:30 AM

    @Lysergic Asset: Oh, that's a bit sad.. I'm always hopeful that familial bonds can, and should, trump politics..

    I can however relate to having a conservative brother, whom I love more than life itself but who drives me nutso whenever we talk politics. In our family's case, it is I who is the contrarian/freak. We're first gen immigrants, which category of folk tend to be, by default, conservatives. Not in the grotty, irrational, Bible-thumping sense but more in the "Jeffersonian conservatism" vein. Big government = b-b-baaaad, etc.

    I don't have a problem engaging in polemics with smart conservatives--it can be kind of fun, actually. Then again, I've never truly been around Intelligent Design (TM) types who think Obama is an incubus..
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    Image of honey's dead honey's dead
    11:37 AM

    @snugbug: Ditto on family. I just signed up for Facebook after intentionally avoiding it for good reason. Now, my birther cousin sends me regular updates on how her crusade is proceeding. I asked her brother (gay) how he dealt with it. "Higher road and lots of tranqs." I've yet to master the higher road part.
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    11:41 AM

    @Lysergic Asset: By my brother's reasoning, I suppose that since George W. Bush says he believes in Jesus - even though Bush's actions were decidedly non-Christlike - he must be a good and noble man.

    And mercenary cynics through history have used that logical failure to fleece the naive and line their own pockets. "O praise the Lord! Now pass the loot."
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12:32 PM

    @snugbug: I don't have a problem engaging in polemics with smart conservatives--it can be kind of fun, actually. - Agreed - but I'd say "open-minded" in lieu of "smart", e.g. I think Rush Limbaugh is deviously smart, but I'd likely end a conversation with him in jail for murder.

    Also: my brother and I bear no ill will towards each other... I actually made a tremendous, heartfelt effort to stay in touch with him over the years, it just never worked. His 'family' is his wife and kids. My Mom and my other brother have a similar "ships not quite passing in the night" relationship with him, and they made the same efforts that I did to keep the connection open.

    Great reply - thanks!
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    Edited by Lysergic Asset at 11/26/09 12:33 PM Lysergic Asset was starred Lysergic Asset was unstarred
    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12:37 PM

    @Claire Buoyant: What's really sad here is the maliciousness of using 'dog whistle' words like God or Jesus or Country and taking advantage of people whom you know will believe you at your word, regardless of whether you are practicing what you preach.
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    11:02 AM

    In reply to How to Talk to Your Conservative Relatives
    I might or might not be drunk already.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    11:08 AM

    @katekate is squared: Clearly not drunk enough, since you're spelling correctly. Happy Thanksgiving, KK2 & everyone else!
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    Image of Helio Helio
    11:32 AM

    @snugbug: shit, i don't even know if liquor stores are open today? Is it like the bus...holidays are like sunday? They still sell wine in grocery stores, right?
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    11:37 AM

    @Helio: I'm in Germany but I'm pretty sure 7-11s, small bodegas and even supermarkets like Ralph's are open in the blessed U S of A.. That is part of what makes us sooo awesome.
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    Edited by snugbug at 11/26/09 11:38 AM snugbug was starred snugbug was unstarred
    Image of honey's dead honey's dead
    12:17 PM

    @Helio: You must be in the south. No worries, drive a few hundred miles to find a drive-thru and drink it on the way back to the festivities. *This comment in no way endorses dui and serves only as caustic commentary upon a culture in which I was forced to endure for a brief, but abhorrent time of my life.*
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    Helio promoted this comment Edited by honey's dead at 11/26/09 12:18 PM honey's dead was starred honey's dead was unstarred
    Image of Helio Helio
    12:23 PM

    @honey's dead: virgina. okay, northern virginia, but still. The only ones we are fooling when we think we aren't apart of the south, are ourselves.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    12:57 PM

    @Helio: OMG, you lucky Virginian! One of my greatest fantasies of all times is to spend either Thanksgiving or Christmas in the vicinity of Monticello. I imagine touring the premises and then retiring to some cheap motel nearby with some takeout, and ruminating on what I had just seen. I'm a huge Thomas Jefferson groupie.

    BTW, this artsy paean to TJ is one of my favorite InterNerd things ever, too:

    [kalman.blogs.nytimes.com]
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    Image of Helio Helio
    01:09 PM

    @snugbug: then you will be disappointed to learn that I've never been there. I did do a college tour of UVA which is sort of the same.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    10:58 AM

    In reply to How to Talk to Your Conservative Relatives
    Drugs. Lots of drugs.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    10:23 AM

    In reply to How to Talk to Your Conservative Relatives
    The last Thanksgiving I attended with my folks, my mom announced that the minute anyone brought up politics she would promptly go into the kitchen and dump out as much booze as she could get her hands on.

    I heard last year that my Dad and brother in law started talking smack to each other so she went and shook up about 30 cans of beer and hid my dad's vermouth.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10:42 AM

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: that is awesome. Back during the Reagan years I remember older (clearly unstable) relatives leaving the table in tears. TEARS.
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    10:13 AM

    In reply to White House Party Crashers Are Awesome, Sad
    On top of Michaele's Facebook page: "I was honored to be invited to attend the First State Dinner hosted by President Obama..."

    Invited? I guess that's why you're not wearing pants, because they'd be on fire.

    And here's the family winery:
    [www.facebook.com]
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    10:08 AM

    In reply to How to Talk to Your Conservative Relatives
    I love that video!
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    Image of Helio Helio
    09:44 AM

    In reply to White House Party Crashers Are Awesome, Sad
    ugh, i just saw this story on CNN. And another famewhore gets her wings.
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    Edited by Helio at 11/26/09 9:44 AM Helio was starred Helio was unstarred
    Image of shag_carpet_bomb shag_carpet_bomb
    09:17 AM

    In reply to White House Party Crashers Are Awesome, Sad
    That is a lot of bridesmaids! Also, I really hate women who wear their hair down, and keep blowing it/pushing it out of their face.
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    08:51 AM

    In reply to Give Us Your Best Thanksgiving Horror Stories
    These make great reading while all the relatives sleep in and I am already up boiling giblets, but for film buffs, I suggest getting a hold of Diary of a Mad Housewife. Worst. Thanksgiving. Ever.
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