Giving Bravo a medal for contributing to this media-fed swampfest is like giving Dracula props for all that he has done on behalf of improving blood banks.
Like Letterman, this is another public figure that made no claims to being a moral saint. Just because corporations gave him buckets full of money for hitting a golf ball, he holds no obligation to the public. In fact, it seems rather inane that the public and media is out for blood. I mean, if he cheated on his wife with this surgical wonder, why does it make such a big sound? OK, yes: It sells papers and news. With politicians, it's understandable: a lot of them use taxpayers' money for their sex romps and always emphasize their prudence while being completely hypocritical. But here's a case of everyone getting all worked up and the battle of the sexes raging testosterone/estrogen for nothing. If Tiger Woods wants to bang bimbos and run away from his family, I don't think we need to hear about it as much as we are. (CNN was breaking updates on my phone about it every 30 minutes the other day.) I think he's doing the right thing by not talking. Trust me, the guy doesn't need any more money, so holding over his head that his sponsors leave doesn't hold too much weight. He'll win a few tournaments and no one will care anymore. As for the big lips, she'll marry rich and stay in all day with her dogs.
"Serving up a side of boobs at Thanksgiving dinner: -1, Seriously, it's a lace-front, skin-tight jumpsuit. How is that in any way appropriate for a family dinner outside of New Jersey: -2"
You forgot the cameltoe, providing what her skirts threaten to every week. The wardrobe people clearly don't like her and have made a game out of how they can skank her up while pretending it's "high fashion" because it's some designer.
That jumpsuit was an affront to the Thanksgiving tradition, fashion, my eyeballs, and the eyeballs of my unborn children. Gossip Girl stylists, please make it stop.
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...going to a whorehouse to get rid of the clap.
-Norman Mailer
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Anyone else care to come clean?
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If it takes bravo to show how sucky security is a a state dinner, they should be given a medal of freedom.
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wait what??
I want the School Board to respond by hosting a student drag show. It's the only appropriate solution.
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And his fifth, sixth, seventh and--who knows?--eighth marriages.
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I'm thinking the cross-dressing skits might actually rise to a new level
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You forgot the cameltoe, providing what her skirts threaten to every week. The wardrobe people clearly don't like her and have made a game out of how they can skank her up while pretending it's "high fashion" because it's some designer.
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