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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    12:07 PM

    In reply to Top Chef: Three Chefs and a Little Lady
    OMG, Josh, you recapped the Erica commercial too!!

    And you kind of deconstructed it, I think ... I'll probably never watch it the same way again.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    12:08 PM

    @MisterHippity: And "Friar Kevin" is perfect. I think that's what I'll call him from now on.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12:07 PM

    In reply to A Simple Plan for Tiger Woods: Play Some Golf
    A Simple Plan for Tiger Woods

    Don't go into the woods with Billy Bob Thornton?
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12:07 PM

    In reply to A Simple Plan for Tiger Woods: Play Some Golf
    Well, if this golf thing doesn't work out, maybe Tiger can start an a capella singing group with Bob Costas and David Duchovny called "Eldrick and the Monotones." It'll put you right to sleep.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    12:05 PM

    In reply to Top Chef: Three Chefs and a Little Lady
    Oh la, glorious recap--not least thanks to the epic ode to Erica..

    This was a great demi-finale. Santa Jennifera's crucifixion gave me the sads, but what are you going to do? Dura judges table, sed judges table! (Does anyone know enough Latin to translate that properly?)
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    Image of econdave econdave
    12:00 PM

    In reply to A Simple Plan for Tiger Woods: Play Some Golf
    And cut back on the endorsements. As a golfer, it doesn't matter if he cheats on his wife. However, when he's trying to sell the public something, image does matter.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11:56 AM

    In reply to A Simple Plan for Tiger Woods: Play Some Golf
    I agree that Tiger is boring. He wears a red shirt and black pants every Sunday. No, seriously, every. Sunday. But at least this whole scandal perhaps humanizes him a little. He is so very C-3PO. I'm thinking if he can work this lothario biz into some sort of definable proof that he isn't some droid, the results could end in Hugh Grant charm. Remember when he banged a crack-whore?! Took him from being some bumbling Englishman to the frigging romantic comedy genius of the decade in one step. And he's still working (Albeit with Sarah J.P). Still, he owes a lot to Divine Brown.

    I say Tiger should apologize, do an "Aw shucks" appearance on late night, and blaze out on the golf course, reminding everyone what he does (ahem) best. Not sure how any of this scandal will really hurt him, aside from his nuked family life, unless he grows a vicious porn ‘stache and ropes about thirteen gold chains over that red Nike shirt and pulls those Dockers down below his rib cage for once.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11:51 AM

    In reply to A Simple Plan for Tiger Woods: Play Some Golf
    In other words, keep swinging the driver.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11:53 AM

    @BadUncle: or polishing the putter.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11:49 AM

    In reply to A Simple Plan for Tiger Woods: Play Some Golf
    But he's not boring. Didn't he just admit to being a proxy for the CIA and then break into to Jesper Parnevik's house where he used Jesper's "Tiger Long Iron," left it on the bed, and drove off at 20 miles an hour wearing Jesper's boxers?

    [www.telegraph.co.uk]
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    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    11:48 AM

    In reply to A Simple Plan for Tiger Woods: Play Some Golf
    This advice did not work for Brett Myers.

    Sure, he wouldn't have a stadium full of people wearing wifebeaters. But the first missed putt will be "a lack of concentration from the scrutiny." It invites cameras on him and keeps the story in the news.

    Real advice? Wait for some other famous person to fuck around. Better yet, pay off your PR agency so one of their other clients suddenly decides to "put their story out there." THEN go play golf.
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    Image of Tattertotter Tattertotter
    11:43 AM

    In reply to Top Chef: Three Chefs and a Little Lady
    I haven't read anything so stunningly over-the-top since I dropped three tabs of mescaline and read all of Gravity's Rainbow. Brilliant mindfuck, but not going there again.
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    Image of smithhimself smithhimself
    11:39 AM

    In reply to A Simple Plan for Tiger Woods: Play Some Golf
    I was talking to some PR friends last night. (A private note: Elaine's still has the WORST Italian food in New York City).

    The general consensus is that Tiger should miss 4 maybe even 5 tournaments until people are begging him to come back. TV golf ratings depend on Tiger. He's the one in control.

    The fans will think that: "Oh, wow...he took some time off to get his marriage on the right track."

    So my advice is: don't talk and don't play (at least for awhile).
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    Image of nicepony nicepony
    11:38 AM

    In reply to Top Chef: Three Chefs and a Little Lady
    Michael, "Lord of the beaded bracelet", could have served dog crap....which he sort of did....and the producers would have kept him.

    Like a crazy person, I kept trying to tell which direction Padma was looking when she announced the winner in previews.

    Hope bearded nice guy wins.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    12:10 PM

    @nicepony: By "bearded nice guy" I take it you mean Friar Kevin?

    That's his new name now, you know ...
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11:21 AM

    In reply to Top Chef: Three Chefs and a Little Lady
    Would have loved M.Volt to go home last night; the douchiness should've been over with the exit of Eli the Sad Velvet Hobbit. Alas, I'm guessing sibling rivalry is good for ratings.

    I love you, Jen! If you ever decide to move to Philly's only good kosher restaurant, I vow to eat there weekly. For at least a month.
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    Image of BullyTerrier BullyTerrier
    11:46 AM

    @DahlELama: Yes, sibling rivalry is definitley good for ratings, but I honestly feel that both brothers are very talented and deserve to be there despite the fact that M.Volt is a cocky motherfucker.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11:49 AM

    @BullyTerrier: Oh, yeah, no question he's worthy, but I hate how during dinner and when they were all called in, they loooooved Jen, and then when they were judging, all of a sudden they found a zillion things wrong with her dish that they didn't bother to tell her. In the meantime, they were going on about M. Volt's disgusting egg all night.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    11:10 AM

    In reply to Meet Jasmine Lennard, Casey Johnson Vibrator Victim and Transatlantic Fameball
    I would love to see Kate Moss and Agyness Deyn take turns cutting this bitch.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    11:09 AM

    In reply to Top Chef: Three Chefs and a Little Lady
    Hello Tom. Hello Michael. Hello Gail. Hello Princess Mononoke.

    BMC FC is not much of a smoker, but if If Netflix ever ships "Princess Mononoke" to your house, make SURE you have a bag of pot handy.
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    Edited by Botswana Meat Commission FC at 12/03/09 11:10 AM Botswana Meat Commission FC was starred Botswana Meat Commission FC was unstarred
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