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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    02:30 PM

    In reply to Jersey Shore: Complicated Courtships
    Okay...that dancing clip. That is just one tiny step away from full on raving (only ravers have better taste in electronic music).
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    02:45 PM

    @hamburgerhotdog: As a child of the '90s, I recognized the same thing.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    02:20 PM

    In reply to There Will Be Blood Wins the Decade
    Loving Brokeback's revenge over Crash here.

    Poor Michael Moore: Bowling for Columbine deserves much more recognition, but his antics may have overshadowed the film's impact.

    Absolutely no love for The Hours? I'll just sit over here in the corner and enjoy it by myself then...
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    02:17 PM

    In reply to Jersey Shore: Complicated Courtships
    We need Betty White to put on a pink pantsuit and say: "Ronnie and Sam smushed and vibed, and DJ Pauly's Prince Albert was almost in a can, because Shamwowowow is not legit with her man. Even when vibin', no one should be grindin' unless there's house music on. That's when it's time to battle! Battle the beats on the floor, battle a bathroom door, and do battlin' backflips in a thong like a whore.

    So get down to business and put it in the equation, kid! Don't fuck around and waste my time or I'll make you LOVE the situation."

    Then, Ms White should point a massive Glock at the camera, and pull the trigger. (The safety will be on.) After the scary click, she should blow a kiss to the camera and whisper "Booyah, Snookie!"
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    02:09 PM

    In reply to Tiger Woods Girl + Ronn [sic] Torossian = This (Updated)
    It occurs to me that there is an upcoming issue of Spooge or Jizz or some such magazine that will be doing a pictorial on the the women of Tiger Woods. And the good money says that the title will be something along the lines of "The Ladies and the Tiger" or "Wood Nymphs: A Tasty Pictorial Four Holes Short of a Round."
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    01:59 PM

    In reply to Sarah Palin on Sarah Palin's Climate Change Flip-Flop
    I am now officially waiting for Sue Sylvester to rip off a Sarah Palin mask and shout "GOTCHA!"
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    01:55 PM

    In reply to Jersey Shore: Complicated Courtships
    ShamWOWW! I love you, Brian!

    Also, don't forget this:

    - Falling in love: Subject to continual redefinition. While roaming males find the act repugnant, at various points they too may find themselves rendered vulnerable by the talents of the "wife-worthy" guidette (whose duty it is to cook and clean). Female participants can be identified by various colors of booty shorts, reading "Property of [Male]."
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01:52 PM

    In reply to Jersey Shore: Complicated Courtships
    There's a symmetry in this Diane Fossey world -- all the guys have big shoulders, and all the girls have big butts. And they all have big mouths except for Pauly D, but he worries me... he's like the reserved smiling guy in the scariest horror movies.
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    01:50 PM

    In reply to Jersey Shore: Complicated Courtships
    WTF? "House music?" Really? As a resident of Chicago, I'm offended.

    I bet Frankie Knuckles wouldn't get within a hundred miles of these people, name not withstanding.

    "Shitty Dance Music" is currently an acceptable replacement word.
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    Image of TNT Freckles McGee TNT Freckles McGee
    01:45 PM

    In reply to Jersey Shore: Complicated Courtships
    We all must learn the situation that house music = safe. R&B, not so much.
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    01:49 PM

    @TNT Freckles McGee: Loving the new screen name.
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    Image of TNT Freckles McGee TNT Freckles McGee
    01:59 PM

    @Brian Moylan: When I saw this scene last night - I could NOT WAIT to see your recap. I missed a good chunk of it as I was laughing so hard at "We are going to have sex. That's the situation."
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    02:00 PM

    @TNT Freckles McGee: I have to watch each episode twice, because there is just so much goodness!
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    Image of TNT Freckles McGee TNT Freckles McGee
    02:27 PM

    @Brian Moylan: There was SO much to learn from this one. R&B slow jams are bad. Grenades are bad. Underwear is just the same as a bathing suit. When a girl won't let you take off her white pants, it is because she's on her period.

    You know...useful stuff
     Reply
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    Image of hortense hortense
    01:45 PM

    In reply to Jersey Shore: Complicated Courtships
    Looking Fresh: Getting a haircut, putting on a new shirt, spending approximately 1.5 hours in the gym, making sure one's artificial skin tone is continually enhanced by frequent visits to a tanning salon.
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    01:58 PM

    @hortense:
    Newports: The cigarette of choice for fresh-looking gym-goers.
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    Image of onandon onandon
    02:01 PM

    @hortense: You would think that since they live on the beach, love their bodies and worship being tan that "looking fresh" would involve an afternoon on the sand, maybe a game of volleyball and a little swim in the sea. But it's weird...they don't ever seem to actually go to the beach...then again, we really only get to peer in on their night time activities. And sleeping on the beach doesn't count as GOING to the beach!
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    01:39 PM

    In reply to Jersey Shore: Complicated Courtships
    Still waiting for someone to explain "The Equation." Perhaps Freckles McGee can help us out with that one?
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    Image of TNT Freckles McGee TNT Freckles McGee
    02:01 PM

    @DahlELama: Tanning + gym + fitness + sex + alcohol - chicks that won't put out = Ronnie
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    02:11 PM

    @TNT Freckles McGee: I knew you would be able to help me out here.
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    Image of crookedE crookedE
    02:45 PM

    @TNT Freckles McGee: [Abs + Cadillac tatoo + slut(2)]/grenade = abstinence
     Reply
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01:35 PM

    In reply to Jersey Shore: Complicated Courtships
    "Luring a woman back to a man's den usually relies on their wit, charm, appearance, and dancing skill"

    The cameras and crew are helping to drive their averages way way up.
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    Image of NYM NYM
    02:21 PM

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: You seem to have hit on the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle here...
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    02:24 PM

    @NYM: The Weisenheim Uncertainy Principle ;D)
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    01:10 PM

    In reply to Sarah Palin on Sarah Palin's Climate Change Flip-Flop
    She needs to go to Ricky's and buy an eyelash separating brush, or twelve.
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    Image of the rzo the rzo
    12:45 PM

    In reply to It Gets Worse: Meg Whitman's Sons' Racism and Entitlement Were Stuff of Legend
    My friend at Princeton (who is not at all a douche, and has impeccable anti-racist credentials) says that Will's a nice guy. He doesn't know the truth about the specific story, but says

    "It's the kind of thing people want to believe."
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    Image of random_play random_play
    12:33 PM

    In reply to It Gets Worse: Meg Whitman's Sons' Racism and Entitlement Were Stuff of Legend
    Isn't it kind of low to keep going after Griff? Even if Meg wins, it's not like her idiot son will one day rise up to take the same office.

    Oh. Never mind. Carry on.
     Reply
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