TIGER: "quiet and secretly we will always be together"
TIGER: "when was the last time you got laid"
It's as if the first text was the faux-sensitive half of his brain, which couldn't manage in the second text to shut up the horn-dog half of his brain.
Billy, it's time to stop dating below you and get back to work doing something great.
Billy hasn't done anything "great" since 1999 and I'd say he's dating the right people for what he's become. Carry on, Billy, carry on. At least this will keep him from releasing another Zwan album.
"You should have said ‘green balloons'." Yes, I'm pretty sure she wanted to but found it exceedingly difficult to talk after being drugged, hit in the face and choked. Maybe next time she should try harder.
As a Greek-American, I feel eminently qualified to make the following assertion: Mr. Stephanopoulos' love of the spotlight and the attendant fame is surpassed only by his overwhelming need to don a hairpiece that most closely resembles a wayward wolverine who has come to its final resting place atop the highest ground it could find.
@♥AntiSocialSocialite♥: I met him at the Vancouver Summit and made a complete ass of myself, much to the amusement of the Secret Service agent behind him.
I was working with Starbucks and when he came up to the counter I helpfully pointed out "this is the regular coffee, that's decaf..." and was desperately fishing for something, ANYTHING to say, just so I had an excuse for looking at him.
"And these are muffins," I said, waving a hand over said muffins. He looked at me like "oh god, not another one" and walked away while the SS guy snickered into his cufflinks.
I'm comfortable saying that 90% of people are too stupid to engage in BDSM. I mean, think about how many people shouldn't be allowed to have vanilla sex.
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TIGER: "when was the last time you got laid"
It's as if the first text was the faux-sensitive half of his brain, which couldn't manage in the second text to shut up the horn-dog half of his brain.
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Billy hasn't done anything "great" since 1999 and I'd say he's dating the right people for what he's become. Carry on, Billy, carry on. At least this will keep him from releasing another Zwan album.
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Yasoo, George!
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Great head of hair, that one.
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I was working with Starbucks and when he came up to the counter I helpfully pointed out "this is the regular coffee, that's decaf..." and was desperately fishing for something, ANYTHING to say, just so I had an excuse for looking at him.
"And these are muffins," I said, waving a hand over said muffins. He looked at me like "oh god, not another one" and walked away while the SS guy snickered into his cufflinks.
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