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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    02:16 PM

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    So how many diamonds are these women? More than Spitzer's ?--well, she was a professional hooker, so maybe that's different.
    Or do these have "pars" instead of diamonds?
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    Image of Colander Colander
    02:25 PM

    @Novaload: Most of them are birdies but his wife is largely considered to be an eagle. Unless they're all chicken-heads...not sure.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    02:33 PM

    @Colander: And, of course, he is a turkey.
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    Image of Buttafooco Buttafooco
    01:52 PM

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    "Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn’t have to mean public confessions."

    So why did you release a press release with a half ass confession, sort of?
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    Image of bananaballs bananaballs
    01:48 PM

    In reply to The City: Subhuman Resources
    So was the lack of resolution to the Erin/Olivia fight supposed to be a cliffhanger or something? Do the producers even care anymore? Do I?
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    01:44 PM

    In reply to The City: Subhuman Resources
    OK, I'm sorry, I don't watch this show anymore and have nothing to say on the topic, but I have to ask--will there be a Jersey Shore liveblog or not? Inquiring sadistic minds want to know...
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    02:17 PM

    @DahlELama: Because it is off topic, you will not get your answer here. You'll just have to wait and see. The suspense will kill you!
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    02:21 PM

    @Brian Moylan: Dammit! It's already killing me!
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    Image of MattyMcboy MattyMcboy
    02:33 PM

    @DahlELama: I am so very excited about this. I rescheduled my therapy around this premiere. That's bad, right?
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    02:35 PM

    @MattyMcboy: Eh, probably just means you need therapy.

    Oh, wait.
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    Image of freedc freedc
    01:37 PM

    In reply to Hisss! Grrrrowl! Article Goads Lady Cheetahs from Their Lairs, On Purpose
    This guy isn't even current. Like a week after people started using 'cougar,' the term 'puma' was coined as a younger cougar type. I remember this because I totally am a puma! You can't insult what you're proud of! Suck it, NY Observer.
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    Image of HenryLovesFonzie HenryLovesFonzie
    01:28 PM

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    Is Arthur Kade the author of this post? Why do these women have a "hotness" number associated with them?
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    Image of Volsciana Volsciana
    01:08 PM

    In reply to 'Sex Is Life. Professional Pornography Is Just Capitalism.'
    @Ravi Somaiya - Beat my ass for being off topic but i gotta say: Nooo! up until this post I had automatically presumed you were based in London! what with the night time slot and recognising your name from The Guardian. I was in awe! 'WOW a British based Gawker writer' way to ruin it for me man! Congrats on making the move, your doing awesome!
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    Edited by Volsciana at 12/02/09 1:15 PM Volsciana was starred Volsciana was unstarred
    Image of dippitydoo dippitydoo
    12:49 PM

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    tiger likes the golf stroke, the ego stroke and THE stroke, whether it be from his wife, or not.
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    Image of Buttafooco Buttafooco
    12:21 PM

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    Poor Michael Schumacher, he's now left to carry the torch.
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    Image of dippitydoo dippitydoo
    12:32 PM

    @Buttafooco: ha. true.
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    12:15 PM

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    My wife and I said basically the same thing to each other last night:

    Marrying the nanny is one small step removed from marrying your dental assistant. Either way, it's 98% a business decision.
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    Image of newjewrevue newjewrevue
    12:39 PM

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: She wasn't Tiger's nanny. She worked for friends of his.
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    12:51 PM

    @newjewrevue: Well, that changes everything!
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12:59 PM

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: You have no idea how clean my husband's teeth are.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    12:09 PM

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    Pussy galore, and all so young! I was hoping for a headline:

    Tiger dates Cougar.
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    Image of LuluFimbria LuluFimbria
    01:40 PM

    @iplaudius: Actually - some of them are older than his current wife, and closer to his age. The only young ones are his wifey and the "Tool Academy" hoochie.

    So yeah, Tiger hearts Cougars kinda fits.
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    Image of RheaPollstry RheaPollstry
    12:07 PM

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    Monogamy is a myth and an unnatural state which should never be attempted by human beings. The only question is how a couple deals with it: by sneaking around and lying? Or being open and honest about it.
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    12:09 PM

    @RheaPollstry: I don't agree that it's a "myth". For some it works and they're happy with it, for others it doesn't. To accuse those who are happy being with one person of somehow being "unnatural" and dishonest isn't fair. That's like accusing a couple who agree to an open relationship of being unnatural.
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    Image of budy920 budy920
    12:26 PM

    @RheaPollstry: agree and it's only cheating if you get caught- i personally have never been a big fan of monogamy-
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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    12:34 PM

    @budy920: I, personally, have never been a fan of getting caught.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    01:01 PM

    @A Message To Rudy: Well-said.
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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    01:04 PM

    @RheaPollstry: Bullshit. If it ain't for you, fine, but don't go passing it off as some universal rule.
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    01:36 PM

    @RheaPollstry: You're a lousy scientist.
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    Image of maevemealone maevemealone
    12:04 PM

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    All of these girls are in the 4-5 range. They are exactly the type you won't be seen with in public, let alone marry. Elin is the 9-10, the good girl, the one you marry and have children with. It's all just so very cliched.
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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    12:09 PM

    @maevemealone: Indeedy, why go for hamburger on the road when he can have fillet mignon at home?
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    12:11 PM

    @maevemealone: So is golf.
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    Image of maevemealone maevemealone
    12:23 PM

    @Btwbfdimho: The fillet mignon sometimes has a headache, or gives you a headache. Hamburger never has or causes a headache... You can find a satisfying hamburger in every town! Blurgh, I need to stop..
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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    12:37 PM

    @Btwbfdimho: Sometimes you get really hungry and can't wait until 'dinner', so you have a snack while you're out & about.
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    01:05 PM

    @phlox✔: Exactly! Sometimes you want a sit down meal with all the entrees, and sometimes you just want a drive through McDouble and be on your way.

    I still don't understand what this has to do with tiger woods fucking random women though.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    01:05 PM

    @Btwbfdimho: I don't think Joanne Woodward ever quite forgave Paul Newman for equating her with a piece of meat. (He was the original source for the quote in your comment.)
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    02:20 PM

    @Lysergic Asset: Women is meat! And they are tasty!
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    11:57 AM

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    Ugh. Sorry. Wrong Tube.
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    11:56 AM

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    No matter how many times I post this, this will never get old when associated with Tiger and Elin...
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