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    Image of karion karion
    02:06 AM

    In reply to The Many Troubles of Tiger Woods: A Mistress Dossier
    This post was goddamn hysterical.

    I am not invested in the story, but I'll be damned if I didn't read every caption and laugh loudly. So very well done.
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    Image of Dot Dot
    01:39 AM

    In reply to The Many Troubles of Tiger Woods: A Mistress Dossier
    Perhaps it would be more parsimonious if those of us who haven't slept with Tiger announced it.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01:23 AM

    In reply to The Many Troubles of Tiger Woods: A Mistress Dossier
    This is just Wilt Chamberlain syndrome. Now Sully... Sully the pilot, that sly dog... how many saltwater landings has that popular hero made?
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    Image of SpyMagician SpyMagician
    01:07 AM

    In reply to Alexa Ray Joel Rushed to St. Vincent's for Drug Overdose, Possible Suicide Attempt
    Really sad. Hope for the best as well.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/05/09

    In reply to The Many Troubles of Tiger Woods: A Mistress Dossier
    Ashley Dupree must be thinking like "All these bimbs went to the bank and all I got is this lousy pair of socks."
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    Image of heywhat heywhat
    12/05/09

    In reply to The Many Troubles of Tiger Woods: A Mistress Dossier
    When it rains whores, it pours whores. Anyways, I hope Tiger doesn't pay anyone to keep quiet. That's just a waste of money. At this point, the horse is out of the barn and down the street. The initially shock has worn off. Just focus on winning tournaments, Tiger and you'll be fine!
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    12/05/09

    In reply to Evil Genius Japanese Cartoons: Google's Latest Subversive Move Towards World Domination
    I see the art director is a Velvia fan.
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    12/05/09

    In reply to Alexa Ray Joel Rushed to St. Vincent's for Drug Overdose, Possible Suicide Attempt
    Being the child of famous, successful, well-adjusted people may well be awesome, but being part of a messed-up family that's constantly being scrutinized and criticized just adds a loud chorus of insults to injury.
     Reply
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    Image of seyswho seyswho
    12/05/09

    In reply to The Many Troubles of Tiger Woods: A Mistress Dossier
    I can't tell any of these ladies apart. Are you absotively posilutely sure they aren't all the same woman?
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    Image of lionboy lionboy
    12:01 AM

    @seyswho: Well, figuratively speaking, they are all the same. They're all the same sort of woman that seeks a sad kind of validation from getting porked by rich and/or famous men. Yes, Tiger's accountable for his own infidelity and general ass-hattishness, but where are the questions about women who make themselves sure-fucks for any rich/famous dude they've seen on teevee?
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    12/05/09

    In reply to The Many Troubles of Tiger Woods: A Mistress Dossier
    Um, does George Clooney know he can do better?
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    Image of fatmonalisa fatmonalisa
    12/05/09

    @Claire Buoyant: I hope by better, you mean "has a penis"
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/05/09

    @Claire Buoyant: He is now.
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    Image of Brad Brown Brad Brown
    12/05/09

    In reply to The Many Troubles of Tiger Woods: A Mistress Dossier
    Does penis size matter if you have that much money?
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    Image of seyswho seyswho
    12/05/09

    @Brad Brown: Yes. Yes it does.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    12/05/09

    In reply to The Many Troubles of Tiger Woods: A Mistress Dossier
    NGL, I kind of want to see what Ambien sex is like...
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    Image of fatmonalisa fatmonalisa
    12/05/09

    @Matt Cherette: You have to do it. It's wonderful. So so wonderful. It's like being in Alice in Wonderland but full of dongs and fairies to stimulate you.
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    Image of Bunsy Bunsy
    12/05/09

    @Matt Cherette: I know, me too...
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    12/05/09

    In reply to The Many Troubles of Tiger Woods: A Mistress Dossier
    Why would you sleep with so many women who look pretty much EXACTLY the same?
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    12/05/09

    @raincoaster: He knows what he likes.
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    Image of fatmonalisa fatmonalisa
    12/05/09

    In reply to The Many Troubles of Tiger Woods: A Mistress Dossier
    How long before Snooki ends up in This Situation?
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    Image of Zira Zira
    12/05/09

    @fatmonalisa:

    I thought it was suspicious when I saw Tiger fist pumping like a champ at a recent golf tournament.
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    12/05/09

    In reply to Alexa Ray Joel Rushed to St. Vincent's for Drug Overdose, Possible Suicide Attempt
    I think Billy attempted suicide back in the early days of his career, around the time Attila broke up. Awful about Alexa, I hope she gets better soon.
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