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Helio
09:44 AM

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ugh, i just saw this story on CNN. And another famewhore gets her wings.
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shag_carpet_bomb
09:17 AM

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That is a lot of bridesmaids! Also, I really hate women who wear their hair down, and keep blowing it/pushing it out of their face.
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PandoraSpocks
08:51 AM

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These make great reading while all the relatives sleep in and I am already up boiling giblets, but for film buffs, I suggest getting a hold of Diary of a Mad Housewife. Worst. Thanksgiving. Ever.
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secretagentman
08:49 AM

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Today Show, this morning, interviewing her very good friend Omarosacrazy from Apprentice 1. The woman is friends with Omarosa! Case closed.
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raincoaster
08:23 AM

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At the Guardian I noticed that the AP is now claiming credit for the pictures it stole off Facebook.

[www.guardian.co.uk]

Given their approach to people who "borrow" anything from them, this is really just a bit too much to swallow. I mean, Copyright AP???? You must be joking.
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Buttafooco
07:37 AM

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She looks like she shares some genetic material with Ann Coulter.
He's got a Muslim name so it's only a matter of time before some of the Fox News "personalities" tries to link him to some terrorist organization.
Katie Couric looks like she was riding into a head wind on her way to the event.
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netfe
09:26 AM

@Buttafooco: he doesn't have a muslim name he got an arb name. not the same. but yeah not the kind of thing that will disturd Fox from allegations.
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Buttafooco
09:52 AM

@netfe: Most of the Fox "personalities" don't usually deal in those sorts of nuanced detail. They'd rather use the term to describe the follower of the "scary" faith, as opposed to the ethnic group. So for them, he's a Muslim.
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drunkexpatwriter
05:09 AM

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Wow. I bet they have problems getting on a plane for the rest of their lives.

Also, anyone else see an IRS audit in their near future?
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lesbiansayswhat
03:45 AM

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My first holiday away from home was planned at my gf's sister's house where I'd meet several family members for the first time. Unfortunately we broke up a few days before but decided it'd be best to continue with plans and try to make the breakup cordial. So I drive to where she goes to school 4 hours away, spend the night in her roommate's bed and otherwise interact with her awkwardly but fine. The next day we drive 5 hours deep into midwestern country (I'm a black city girl so I'm a bit nervous about what's to come)..the drive is fine.

As soon as we get there I'm completely invisible to her. She literally turns her back on me whenever I'm near and her family and I are awkwardly trying to connect even though it's clear the link between us doesn't want me there. I come around corners hearing my ex whispering to her sister about me, without going into specifics she basically lies about me and our situation in an effort to get her sister, whose house I was staying in for a few days, to outright hate me.

I confront her alone to ask her to stop so that I don't go insane 8 hours away from any comfort I know with 2 days left (and no fucking cell reception so I can call friends to help me)..she acknowledges her behavior but when her sister accidentally runs into our meeting she asks if everything's ok and my ex replies sarcastically: 'Apparently I'm a horrible person'. Not at all what I was saying but THANKS!

We all go out to drink and it's uncomfortable because I am indeed the only black person in this massive mall sports bar (besides the karaoke dj who everyone is referring to as 'that black dj') and everyone is singing along to country songs but me but it's better than nothing because everyone's laid back. Later that night someone threw up in a sink (or something resembling throw up was in the sink). I was blamed despite having 1.5 beers and needing 3-4 hard liquor drinks to get me drunk. Of course I was never given the chance to deny that I was the person who threw up in her sister's sink without bothering to clean it up..my ex simply told me after the fact and while we were alone that she suggested it was me.

At this point I realized I/we needed to leave early and asked her if we could. When we were making plans she had suggested we only stay 2 nights instead of 3 because she had lots of work to do. When I wake up the next morning I hear her telling her sister that I wanted to cut their family visit short..her sister asks why and my ex acts completely dumbfounded and implies I'm not enjoying my stay (which I'm not but it's all thanks to her).

We leave..the poor girl who is being torn away from her family and me the monster who is doing the tearing. We get back to her campus and we throw figurative daggers at each other all night for anything and everything. We go to bed in separate rooms and in the morning I find a note slipped under the door saying she went to the coffee shop. I pack up, stop by to say bye (forever) and drive back home feeling so happy and proud of myself for not being with a person like that anymore.

It's been years since that Thanksgiving and this is the first year the memory is vivid in my head during the holiday season because I ran into her a couple months ago. We talked a lot about how she treated me, which she's trying to come to terms with. Unfortunately she's still a little bit of that person and as a result I made some very angry pies last night. They turned out great.
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tewkesbury
02:50 AM

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oh, doves. Like pigeons, but for weddings.
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Trai_Dep
02:38 AM

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Thankfully, the surface-to-air missiles stationed on the roof of the White House took out Balloon Boy's self-derivative attempt to crash the WH dinner.
Falcon went d-o-w-n!
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adiam7
01:25 AM

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This shit went down at St. Matthew's? Was their wedding the setting for the final of America's Next Top Priest competition? There were less clergymen at President Kennedy's funeral , which was also at St. Matthew's
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Claire Buoyant
02:08 AM

@adiam7: Click through to their YouTube page and then expand the "more info" link. You'll see them tally the number of guests, inventory the hired help, and name-drop the speakers. These are some tacky, tacky people.
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Claire Buoyant
02:12 AM

@Claire Buoyant: Oh, since this couple are such fans of numbers and figures, let me offer my own: Divorce in less than 5 years.
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raincoaster
02:13 AM

@adiam7: I heard of a woman who wasn't Christian, who married a man who wasn't Christian (her fourth time around, his fifth, I believe) and she donated a quarter of a million dollars to some church in Paris "for renovations" so they could be the first couple married in the church since the fall of the monarchy. It'd cost four times that much now, of course.
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booge
02:46 AM

@Claire Buoyant: Nice find. It starts with the cartoon bells, and I didn't think it could get worse, but this does not disappoint! My favorite? Black singer, sandwiched between two priests, making the most uncomfortable reverse Hydrox at a wedding on record. If there's a prize for that, Salahis FTW.
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raincoaster
01:02 AM

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You know, this isn't as bad as it could have been. She doesn't look like she's hard on the buffet, does she?
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raincoaster
12:10 AM

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It's been done. By a couple of murderers, in fact.
[www.trutv.com]
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MincnglyWhrdL'mer
11/25/09

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why does justin bobby have two first names? seriously?
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minou
11/25/09

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Last year my grandfather, who has advanced-stage Parkinsons and thus can't always control his throat muscles, threw up on the table during dinner. Fortunately, since my aunt is in the habit of incorporating drugs in all her holiday recipes, I don't remember much else.
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