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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    04:18 PM

    In reply to Jersey Shore: A Field Study
    Thanks, Brian.

    All that was missing from your recap was SMELL-O-VISION and a free STD tutorial. Sincerely. Very few ways words could do that volcano of debauchery, ham-puke, Cadillac inspired tribal markings, hair art, and graphic t-shirts justice. But you managed it.
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    04:25 PM

    @Spirit Fingers: But the real question is: Trash Bags or Blue Balls?
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    Image of marin79 marin79
    03:57 PM

    In reply to Jersey Shore: A Field Study
    If the "Situation" was smart (yes, I know), he'd be trademarking that name pronto.
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    Image of crookedE crookedE
    03:50 PM

    In reply to Jersey Shore: A Field Study
    Fantastic, Brian. We should title this dissertation: "Family, Friends, Tanning, Gel, Everything: Studies of the Mid-Atlantic Shore Guido."
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03:50 PM

    In reply to Jersey Shore: A Field Study
    Paging Wolf Blitzer: the Situation Room needs more abs.
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    Image of intime intime
    03:46 PM

    In reply to Palin Becomes a Birther as Revenge Unto Those Who Doubted Trig
    What does she expect when she hid her pregnancy for 8 months? Of course people are going to wonder what was behind that. I personally think she hid it because she was considering an abortion - but you will never get her to admit that.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    04:03 PM

    @intime: She did admit that she considered an abortion, with the implication that she was such a better person for having her child instead.
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    Image of mimigoliath mimigoliath
    03:36 PM

    In reply to The NBC-Bashing Jokes of 30 Rock: Tina Fey's Vendetta
    Hey - Community is also really awesome.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    03:35 PM

    In reply to Jersey Shore: A Field Study
    Words cannot describe what was going through my mind last night. It was like watching... I don't even know... nothing really compares.

    Could we please talk about how Snooki is clearly deranged and how she has to have some mental illness? She thought the yelling was about her! Oh, and the icing on the cake was when she told "my friend Robbie", whom she had met that night, that "this is why I, like, love you." Head for the hills, Robbie, in all of your glorious puke-breath.
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    Image of tigolbitties tigolbitties
    03:40 PM

    @Conchie Birdie: YES! i thought i was losing my mind and that surely snickers did not think all that talk of whores and trashiness in the hot tub was about her! i thought it to be some trickery with the editing but that's probably one part they left as is... lulz x1000
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    Image of marin79 marin79
    03:52 PM

    @Conchie Birdie: I'm thinking the conversation with the cold-as-ice mother gave some nice insight into her attention whoring needs.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    04:00 PM

    @tigolbitties: Phew, I thought I was losing my mind too! Ha!
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    Image of futuremrsrickankiel futuremrsrickankiel
    03:35 PM

    In reply to Jersey Shore: A Field Study
    I actually had tears in my eyes at the tender moment when Sammi convinced Snickers to stay in the house. The astounding fungibility and fluidity of these creatures' affinities for/dislike towards one another make me wonder if they actually consist of some kind of never-before-discovered subatomic particle that can swap charges at will.

    Also? You left out the most spectacular quote of the night. JWOWW: "I just saw your penis." SRSLY AND IRL.
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    Image of Heneage Heneage
    03:26 PM

    In reply to Jersey Shore: A Field Study
    Thank you, Brian. I've been looking forward to this all day, and it was wonderful.
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    03:11 PM

    In reply to Jersey Shore: A Field Study
    Rich FourFour's re-naming of Snooki as "Amy Jagerhouse" was brilliant.
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    Image of crookedE crookedE
    03:51 PM

    @hamburgerhotdog: ooh! that IS brilliant.
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    Image of Bobby BoJangles Bobby BoJangles
    03:07 PM

    In reply to Why Celebrity Op-Eds Suck
    I was working on Ted Nugent's book Ted, White, and Blue...yes, yes, ridiculous title. Anyway, he had a sentence that went thusly: "we [the U.S.] have the technology to literally drop a bomb on the pins of assholes." I called him and said I didn't think this was quite accurate. He said no, it's accurate. I said, what exactly is a pin of an asshole? He said, you know. I brushed it off and asked: how about we at least take out the word "literally." He cursed at me and hung up. It's still in the book.
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    Image of marin79 marin79
    03:00 PM

    In reply to Jersey Shore: A Field Study
    Also, everyone in my life is now getting "I love the Situation" pink hot pants for Christmas.
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    Image of olly-wang olly-wang
    03:43 PM

    @marin79: hilarious!!
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    Image of marin79 marin79
    03:53 PM

    @olly-wang: Wow, a friend just actually found where those PINK HOT PANTS are for sale!!! Way to go MTV:

    [remotecontrol.mtv.com]
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    Image of marin79 marin79
    02:58 PM

    In reply to Jersey Shore: A Field Study
    Also, MTV needs to work on some new sponors for the show - enough with Body Heat. I see some clear cross-promotional opportunities here for Valtrex, Depp Gel, Lindsay Lohan's brand of self-tanner (she needs the money people!)
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    Image of Periwinkle Twinkle Periwinkle Twinkle
    03:13 PM

    @marin79: a local tanning salon in my city managed to get a decent chunk of ad space. I shudder to think the show inspires some local yokels to do it.
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    Image of cpjones cpjones
    03:34 PM

    @marin79: Agreed, at least add some variety to them instead of repeating that damn Body Heat commercial all the time. The number of comment postings and page viewings of the Jersey Shore blog should indicate this show got an enormous rating and the sponsors will grudingly come on board soon. Watch for Axe Body Spray commercials next week, Britney Spears perfume after that. Maybe Yaz commercials too.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    02:53 PM

    In reply to Jersey Shore: A Field Study
    I think you can combine elements of both of Angelina's proposed nicknames and just call her Ziploc, no?
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    02:55 PM

    @hortense: OH, That is brilliant! But what will Erica from the Glad Family of Products think?
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    02:52 PM

    In reply to Jersey Shore: A Field Study
    In the words of Dame Elizabeth Taylor, "I truly believe this [TV show] should be nominated in every category conceivable."
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    Image of flythedelorean flythedelorean
    03:06 PM

    @Matt Cherette: It should be recognized in the "Best Documentary" Oscar category.
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