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    Image of Helio Helio
    06:47 PM

    In reply to Sean Hannity Promises to Respond to Comedy Show That Fact-Checked Him
    Did anyone watch the Michael Moore interview with Hannity? He pulled the same bullshit. They were talking about health care (even tho the topic was ostensibly his Capitalism movie) and how it was better, or more accessible in Cuba. Sean ran some footage of what looked like an abandoned building (ie: there were no patients/doctors walking around, just dirty empty rooms) and tried to pass it off as a hospital. Moore just started cracking up and calling him out. Hannity promptly changed the subject.

    here's some video
    [crooksandliars.com]
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    Image of Brad Brown Brad Brown
    06:43 PM

    In reply to Sean Hannity Promises to Respond to Comedy Show That Fact-Checked Him
    Don't judge a man until you've snorted cocaine off the stomach of a stripper backstage at one of his Freedom Concerts®. #seanhannity
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    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    06:35 PM

    In reply to Guest at Horny Sex Hotel Assumes Rape Included in Price
    Someone's not afraid to be room servicey. #standardhotel
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    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    06:07 PM

    In reply to Welcome to Our Newest Obsession: Jersey Shore
    Ode to a Guido:

    With hair looking all gelled up and spiky
    Your name is probably Joey or Mikey

    Or Cousin Paulie or Anthony
    (Though you pronounce it Ant + Knee.)

    Everyone else calls you a guido,
    but you think you're all pretty neat-o.

    Your tan's slathered on, your T is too tiny
    and for some strange reason your jeans are all shiny.

    And by the way, nobody believes the jacket's Armani
    It's made in a sweatshop by an Azerbaijani.

    You keep protein powder over your fridges
    and come Friday, cross Manhattan's tunnels and bridges

    to hit the clubs and Gallagher's 2000
    before returning to your house and

    ordering up some eggplant parm
    you're a simple guy, you mean no harm.

    Catcalling to every girl within earshot
    telling her what she needs is what you've got

    She's getting away! There's no time to be subtle!
    Better yet, you're on to the next before you hear her rebuttal.

    You're oblivious to the city's despise
    and second person plural is always "Youse guys".

    Wow oh wow, your friend has on a nifty striped shirt
    and if someone spills beer on it, they're gonna get hurt.

    Hey look at that! A fancy gold chain!
    Does the 7-pound cross cause you neck strain?

    Does it remind you of Jesus' cross?
    Was it a gift from a Mafia boss?

    Come summer you'll be at the Jersey Shore
    causing a ruckus with girls dressed as whor...nevermind.

    But you just want to meet a nice gal
    to make her your wife. You'll find her! You shall!

    She'll have bangs so high and nails like talons
    and she'll spend half your paycheck at the local salons.

    She’ll send four kids down her birth canal
    Before leaving you for your cousin Sal.

    But tonight is for partying, hell yeah muthafuckas
    and inspiring jealousy in the rest of us suckas. #mtv
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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    05:55 PM

    In reply to Carrie Prejean Explains the Real Reason TMZ Didn't Post Her Sex Tape: It's Underage Porn
    I thought the whole point of this was that the tape shows her post-boob job. Wouldn't that necessarily make her an adult? #carrieprejean
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    Image of N.Bells N.Bells
    05:39 PM

    In reply to Welcome to Our Newest Obsession: Jersey Shore
    they should call this "North Jersey Shore" b/c seriously south of AC these people can not be found and give the our little shore towns a bad name... #mtv
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    05:40 PM

    @N.Bells: You're comment is like an ocean breeze on a Stone Harbor beach. #mtv
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    Image of N.Bells N.Bells
    06:07 PM

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: I heart Stone Harbor, I vacationed there and Avalon my whole life! Seriously, I know there has been a lot of jokes at Wildwood's expense on here but their people look down right civilized compared to what’s going on with this show....I’ll take drunk Irish over obnoxious Italian any day- at least their looks natural #mtv
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    Image of James Frey James Frey
    05:34 PM

    In reply to Welcome to Our Newest Obsession: Jersey Shore
    If you ever need a job, Iplaudius, get in touch. #mtv
     Reply
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    05:41 PM

    @James Frey: You'll let him sub-contract your internship? #mtv
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    06:20 PM

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: You may be the reigning monarch of stock-car racing, but that's still a low blow. #mtv
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    Image of yourfriendandneighbor yourfriendandneighbor
    05:21 PM

    In reply to Welcome to Our Newest Obsession: Jersey Shore
    I can't believe they actually used the word guido in the promo. Italian-Americans are the last okay ethnic group to openly mock. Case in point: The Sopranos. #mtv
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    Image of Jim Topoleski Jim Topoleski
    05:26 PM

    @yourfriendandneighbor: um no as a Pole we are not only openly mocked, we get late night jokes told about us all the time.

    But if you read down you will see there is a big discussion going on about guido, and general consensus is, its a descriptive term of one group of people (who might not even be italian, there are plenty of non-italian guidos out there), not a slur against a entire race. #mtv
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    05:37 PM

    @yourfriendandneighbor:

    Quit your bitching, guido. #mtv
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    05:38 PM

    @yourfriendandneighbor: You can still call gay people all sorts of names in public and nothing bad happens--even though we're not an ethnic group. #mtv
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    Image of Cecil's Wielder Cecil's Wielder
    06:15 PM

    @Brian Moylan: I need to apologize to my Spanish friends. #mtv
     Reply
    Cecil's Wielder was starred Cecil's Wielder was unstarred
    Image of skahammer skahammer
    06:22 PM

    @yourfriendandneighbor: Relax, there will be plenty of others before you know it. #mtv
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    Image of crookedE crookedE
    04:51 PM

    In reply to Welcome to Our Newest Obsession: Jersey Shore
    No offense to any of our fabulous Gawker writers, but I cannot WAIT to read Richard's recaps of this. #mtv
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    04:49 PM

    In reply to Welcome to Our Newest Obsession: Jersey Shore
    Oh my god. Thank you for highlighting what is sure to be the TV event of the holiday season, Brian. #mtv
     Reply
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    04:47 PM

    In reply to Welcome to Our Newest Obsession: Jersey Shore
    A.) Nice pit-stains.
    B.) I love the guy fist pumping like he's jerking off someone to the camera left. #mtv
     Reply
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    04:40 PM

    In reply to Welcome to Our Newest Obsession: Jersey Shore

    Before the first molecule of hair gel is applied, I already see spinoffpalooza:

    [www.holytaco.com] #mtv
     Reply
    Mike Byhoff was starred Mike Byhoff was unstarred
    Image of bythesidewalk bythesidewalk
    04:35 PM

    In reply to Gossip Girl: Threeway's Company
    Chuck didn't get positive feedback on his suspenders? For shame. #gossipgirl
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    bythesidewalk was starred bythesidewalk was unstarred
    Image of manchops manchops
    04:25 PM

    In reply to Welcome to Our Newest Obsession: Jersey Shore
    insta-TIVO! This is why television was created. #mtv
     Reply
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    Image of Sir Thomas More Sir Thomas More
    04:20 PM

    In reply to Welcome to Our Newest Obsession: Jersey Shore
    I may rail on these dudes (yeah, trying to avoid the 'g' word) as much as I want, but they'll probably get laid more --during, before, and after this show --than I ever have, and will, in my lifetime.

    In other thought -- would be great if Arthur Kade will make a 'guest' appearance on this show. #mtv
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