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    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    07:04 AM

    In reply to Anti-Gay Republican Leader's Safe Word: 'Green Balloons'
    It's all a misunderstanding. He thought she was saying "red balloons" which was BDSM code for "choke me harder."
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    06:30 AM

    In reply to Rachel Maddow vs. The Man Who Claims He Can Make Her Straight
    "I wasn't completely cured of my gayness, no one could help me, so I became a therapist, and now I'm completely cured and happily married and I never look at handsome boys except in my glorious dreams."
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    Image of musicmope musicmope
    05:32 AM

    In reply to Anti-Gay Republican Leader's Safe Word: 'Green Balloons'
    Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon
    Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon
    We could float among the stars together, you and I
    For we can fly we can fly
    Up, up and away
    My beautiful, my beautiful balloon
    The world's a nicer place in my beautiful balloon
    It wears a nicer face in my beautiful balloon
    We can sing a song and sail along the silver sky
    For we can fly we can fly
    Up, up and away
    My beautiful, my beautiful balloon
    Suspended under a twilight canopy
    We'll search the clouds for a star to guide us
    If by some chance you find yourself loving me
    We'll find a cloud to hide us
    We'll keep the moon beside us
    Love is waiting there in my beautiful balloon
    Way up in the air in my beautiful balloon
    If you'll hold my hand we'll chase your dream across the sky
    For we can fly we can fly
    Up, up and away
    My beautiful, my beautiful balloon
    Balloon...
    Up, up, and away.....
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    05:15 AM

    In reply to Anti-Gay Republican Leader's Safe Word: 'Green Balloons'
    I had this desire to be involved with a woman who had a penchant for dressing up as Mary Poppins, but when she told me her safe word was "supercalifragiliciousexpeallad...," let's just say the phrase "size matters" took on new meaning...
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    Image of hotpinklovesofa hotpinklovesofa
    05:14 AM

    In reply to Anti-Gay Republican Leader's Safe Word: 'Green Balloons'
    Amateurs! Everyone knows the best safe word is "red" or if there's a gag in your mouth "uh uh".

    But seriously, nowhere in the books is slipping someone a mickey part of BDSM. It may be kinky sex but it's still meant to be consensual sex. Someone who's in and out of consciousness is in no position to say yea or nay.
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    Image of Sharpstyx Sharpstyx
    05:19 AM

    @hotpinklovesofa: or green ballons
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    hotpinklovesofa promoted this comment Sharpstyx was starred Sharpstyx was unstarred
    Image of hotpinklovesofa hotpinklovesofa
    05:56 AM

    @Sharpstyx: Yeah, he probably has them say green balloons b/c it gives him time to gag or smother them before they can finish saying it. Then he'll claim that all he heard was green and everybody knows green means go. God, he even looks like a frat boy date rapist in his mugshot.
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    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    07:05 AM

    @hotpinklovesofa: The two bottles of wine story is fishy. I smell roofie.
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    Image of Lucky Lucky
    04:47 AM

    In reply to Anti-Gay Republican Leader's Safe Word: 'Green Balloons'
    From Wiki: ...in theory a safeword is usually a word that the person would not ordinarily say during sex, such as red light, big tree, Fez, Lark Voorhies, Rumba, scrambled eggs, Oklahoma, Bowie, aardvark, preposition, or rhubarb.

    So I guess green balloons is not all that cumbersome?

    And WTF is up with the Muschany getting off scot-free? Exposing yourself to a 14 year-old is not a crime? What?

    Also, I think it would be hilarious to start screaming "Aardvark!" at the top of one's lungs during non-BDSM sex.
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    Edited by Lucky at 12/09/09 4:47 AM Lucky was starred Lucky was unstarred
    Image of autoclavicle autoclavicle
    05:33 AM

    @Lucky: "PREPOSITION! PREPOSITION!"
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    Image of fatmonalisa fatmonalisa
    06:14 AM

    @autoclavicle:

    "Bowie! Bowie!"

    - Klaus Nomi
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    04:27 AM

    In reply to Anti-Gay Republican Leader's Safe Word: 'Green Balloons'
    Even if your safe word is "supercalifragilisticexpialidoc..." dude needs to stop when it's said. But I think the safe word was kind of beside the point in this situation.
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    Image of Poop Cooper Poop Cooper
    03:10 AM

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    I just realized that Tiger Woods has had sex with more women illegitimately than I ever have or likely will in my entire life.

    Of course, it also cost him $20 million dollars, which is way too much to spend on Ambien and beer, so at least when I break it down for how much money I've paid-per-partner, I'm really coming out ahead.
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    02:55 AM

    In reply to Rachel Maddow vs. The Man Who Claims He Can Make Her Straight
    Maddow handled herself beautifully, and Adrian you're a fuck for using that picture just to try to be funny.

    This is a serious fucking issue. This is not a joke. People in Uganda are dying.

    Have you seen this photo from Saudi Arabia? These lives aren't jokes. People are really being killed for this shit.

    There is nothing funny about this. Not. One. Fucking. Snarky. Thing.

    I get that you're the new nighttime kid and figuring out what's funny or not and that Gawker 3.0 doesn't really have a threshold, but this?

    Fail on this, kiddo. Fail.
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    Edited by Richard Lawson at 12/09/09 3:02 AM Richard Lawson was starred Richard Lawson was unstarred
    Image of tehcutie tehcutie
    03:20 AM

    @Richard Lawson: I appreciate Mr. Chen posting the video - don't think I would have seen it otherwise. I think the humor's more palliative than offensive though...imho anyway. If you can't laugh about the crazy shit in this world, what can you do?
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    Atilla the Bun promoted this comment tehcutie was starred tehcutie was unstarred
    Image of hughman hughman
    03:21 AM

    @Richard Lawson: agreed.
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    04:04 AM

    @Richard Lawson: That picture may be silly (though it's not like it's doctored) but I think the substance of the post should prevail. Which I think is very much pro-Maddow and very much anti-Cohen and his ilk. So I really don't see how the kiddo failed.
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    Edited by Atilla the Bun at 12/09/09 4:05 AM Atilla the Bun was starred Atilla the Bun was unstarred
    Image of septiums septiums
    04:17 AM

    @Richard Lawson: That photo wasn't from Saudi Arabia; it was from Iran – as in "irangayteens1.jpg" – and the two weren't hanged for being gay, but for rape.

    This is a serious issue, yes; but Adrian's reporting reportage, on a less-than-serious site. Aside from the lead photo, I can't find any offensive snark discrediting what Maddow had to say.

    And really? Calling a co-worker a fuck? Really?
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    Image of WackoJacko WackoJacko
    05:52 AM

    @Richard Lawson: People dying in Uganda isn't a joke but Richard Cohen is. His quackery was ultimately the focal point. Their interview really showcased what an idiot he is. There's nothing serious to be said about it. Rachel was a strong wind blowing down a straw, straw man. And that, while usually boring, was in this case at least useful in that anyone who wanted to hold up his book as a testament to how gays can change, could see him debunked from all sides. Win on this, kiddo. Win.
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    If_I_Had_a_Poodle promoted this comment WackoJacko was starred WackoJacko was unstarred
    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    06:25 AM

    @Richard Lawson: What picture? What are you talking about?
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    06:26 AM

    @septiums: Richard doesn't work here anymore, which like so many others means that he finally has the outlet to firmly bite the delicious, delicious, salty hand that was feeding him for so very long. Regardless of the fact that he WAS Adrian not so very long ago.
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    Image of hotpinklovesofa hotpinklovesofa
    02:32 AM

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    It's barely a scandal when the guy next door cheats on his wife let alone when a rich and powerful man does it. Can we stop pretending this is such a big deal? He's an athlete and he didn't do anything that I believe would hurt his abilities as an athlete nor did he commit a crime. Last I checked cheating on your spouse wasn't illegal, beating the shit out of your girlfriend a la Chris Brown is. I don't condone adultery but I hardly think his or anyone's cheating is really newsworthy. Shit, I didn't give a fuck when Clinton messed around with Monica. Not my husband, not my business and certainly not surprising. I'd be fine but when the real news starts covering this stuff, OK it has been going for a while, but it just bugs me b/c there are so many real newsworthy stories out there and it gets pushed aside for this type of crap. We all know where to go to get more info on this if we want it so why does it have to be covered on the local and national news?

    Random rant.
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    Image of bythesidewalk bythesidewalk
    12:41 AM

    In reply to A Salute to Every Hilarious Kristen Wiig Character — Except Gilly
    Wait, whats the character who says "Aaaaaaaaaaauuuuuucccccccccch, that's cute!" I love Kristen Wiig. And while we're at it, whenever I think about good recent SNL I think of Amy Poehler and Kaitlin... my favorite.
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    12:40 AM

    In reply to Rachel Maddow vs. The Man Who Claims He Can Make Her Straight
    This absolute voidoid of a human being is living proof that if your message is toxic enough, if it is bereft of all logic, reason, and empirical data, and if you bear an uncanny resemblance to a modern-day cultural icon (in this case, a grown-up Alfred E. Newman), your fifteen minutes of infamy will burn brightly.

    Can you imagine a world in which anyone, with the possible exception of the Society of People for Whom There Is Absolutely No One to Love Them, would cite this nuclear waste dump of a man as a corroborating source?

    Oh, the humanity...
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    Edited by TheSometimesWhy at 12/09/09 12:41 AM TheSometimesWhy was starred TheSometimesWhy was unstarred
    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    12:38 AM

    In reply to Rachel Maddow vs. The Man Who Claims He Can Make Her Straight
    Oh yes. "Ugandan Discussions."
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    12:50 AM

    @raincoaster: Hm. Yes, the science does make sense. It's cool to fuck YOUR multiple wives without protection, but the wives of your dead-from-AIDS brother, not so much.

    P.S., extra points for the crumples in the scan.
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    Image of limber limber
    01:10 AM

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: Ah, the brother's dead before you can't have sex with his wife, then.

    That makes a lot more sense than what I was reading.
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    02:49 AM

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: Love the crumples, too, but dayum...what a message.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/08/09

    In reply to Rachel Maddow vs. The Man Who Claims He Can Make Her Straight
    When they were de-gaying him they should have also de-creepy-ized him.

    Oh that's right the de-gaying didn't work.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12:21 AM

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: I find it astonishing that he has had sexual partners of either gender.
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    Image of Cheruth Cheruth
    12:38 AM

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: Its understandable. He knew something was unnatural and just not right about himself. But he blamed it on his homosexuality. When really he is just a creep.
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    12:39 AM

    @Lysergic Asset: Thank you for that. I had just decided that he went heterosexual because the Gays are way too choosy to have him. I wonder if he's the guy who was advocating getting "cured," and then got caught in a DC gay bar. He had "wandered in by accident."
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    If_I_Had_a_Poodle promoted this comment ParahSalin was starred ParahSalin was unstarred
    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12:46 AM

    @Cheruth: I do feel sorry for everyone involved here. I can't even hate this hater.
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    Image of EndangeredRed EndangeredRed
    01:38 AM

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: What he is doing is criminal, but you're right, it's hard to hate someone who is clearly functioning purely on his own self-loathing.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    06:40 AM

    @Lysergic Asset: I think this is the larger point here
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    06:41 AM

    @EndangeredRed: Self loathing that was obvs visited upon him by people like himself, and the circle continues
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    Image of Invisible-Echidna Invisible-Echidna
    12/08/09

    In reply to A Salute to Every Hilarious Kristen Wiig Character — Except Gilly
    Her characters aren't always funny.. but the woman is talented. Herself, Andy, and Bill are the main reason I've started tuning into SNL again. I love her celebrity impersonations, and occasionally her featured characters.
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