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    Image of bythesidewalk bythesidewalk
    12:41 AM

    In reply to A Salute to Every Hilarious Kristen Wiig Character — Except Gilly
    Wait, whats the character who says "Aaaaaaaaaaauuuuuucccccccccch, that's cute!" I love Kristen Wiig. And while we're at it, whenever I think about good recent SNL I think of Amy Poehler and Kaitlin... my favorite.
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    12:40 AM

    In reply to Rachel Maddow vs. The Man Who Claims He Can Make Her Straight
    This absolute voidoid of a human being is living proof that if your message is toxic enough, if it is bereft of all logic, reason, and empirical data, and if you bear an uncanny resemblance to a modern-day cultural icon (in this case, a grown-up Alfred E. Newman), your fifteen minutes of infamy will burn brightly.

    Can you imagine a world in which anyone, with the possible exception of the Society of People for Whom There Is Absolutely No One to Love Them, would cite this nuclear waste dump of a man as a corroborating source?

    Oh, the humanity...
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    Edited by TheSometimesWhy at 12/09/09 12:41 AM TheSometimesWhy was starred TheSometimesWhy was unstarred
    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    12:38 AM

    In reply to Rachel Maddow vs. The Man Who Claims He Can Make Her Straight
    Oh yes. "Ugandan Discussions."
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    12:50 AM

    @raincoaster: Hm. Yes, the science does make sense. It's cool to fuck YOUR multiple wives without protection, but the wives of your dead-from-AIDS brother, not so much.

    P.S., extra points for the crumples in the scan.
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    Image of limber limber
    01:10 AM

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: Ah, the brother's dead before you can't have sex with his wife, then.

    That makes a lot more sense than what I was reading.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/08/09

    In reply to Rachel Maddow vs. The Man Who Claims He Can Make Her Straight
    When they were de-gaying him they should have also de-creepy-ized him.

    Oh that's right the de-gaying didn't work.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12:21 AM

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: I find it astonishing that he has had sexual partners of either gender.
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    Image of Cheruth Cheruth
    12:38 AM

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: Its understandable. He knew something was unnatural and just not right about himself. But he blamed it on his homosexuality. When really he is just a creep.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12:46 AM

    @Cheruth: I do feel sorry for everyone involved here. I can't even hate this hater.
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    Image of Invisible-Echidna Invisible-Echidna
    12/08/09

    In reply to A Salute to Every Hilarious Kristen Wiig Character — Except Gilly
    Her characters aren't always funny.. but the woman is talented. Herself, Andy, and Bill are the main reason I've started tuning into SNL again. I love her celebrity impersonations, and occasionally her featured characters.
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    Image of Ogiri W Surie Ogiri W Surie
    12/08/09

    In reply to A Salute to Every Hilarious Kristen Wiig Character — Except Gilly
    I'm still not laughing, did I miss something?
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    01:26 AM

    @Ogiri W Surie: I don't watch SNL - I've never seen her in anything aside from those Vincent Price Holiday Specials - but I just about peed myself watching that Target Lady clip. The others? Eh. But that Target Lady shit is inspired.
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    Image of Owen Thomas Owen Thomas
    12/08/09

    In reply to Tradition of Reporters Sleeping with Sources Still Alive and Well at the New York Times
    "You may have heard, for instance, that every member of Congress will be up for re-election in a year." Funny, no, I've never heard that. That may be because senators, whilst members of Congress like the House of Representatives, are not elected once every two years.
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    Image of John Cook John Cook
    12/08/09

    @Owen Thomas: Pedant!
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    John Cook was starred John Cook was unstarred
    Image of logruszed logruszed
    12/08/09

    In reply to A Salute to Every Hilarious Kristen Wiig Character — Except Gilly
    Penelope sucks, but the "bitch please" (not featured above) movie reviewer is great. "Vin Diesel should take a Fast walk into a Furious wood chipper.....biiiiitch pleeeeaaase!"
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    Image of ShawnP ShawnP
    12/08/09

    @logruszed: It's not featured because that role was played by Michaela Watkins, who's, IMO, much more versatile and funny. Not to mention more fired:

    [ausiellofiles.ew.com]
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    Edited by ShawnP at 12/08/09 9:14 PM ShawnP was starred ShawnP was unstarred
    Image of SpyMagician SpyMagician
    12/08/09

    @logruszed: Penelope is the best! Also, all of the haters out there I have two words for you: Cheri Oteri. Anyone saying Wiig is bad and not facing the reality of Cheri Oteri is a bit looney tunes.
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    Image of logruszed logruszed
    12:19 AM

    @SpyMagician: I dunno' if I get your point. Are you saying she is good because Oteri was bad? If so, why can't they both be bad? SNL has a long history of losing their best talent.
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    Image of ShawnP ShawnP
    12:22 AM

    @SpyMagician: I don't get your point. Wiig is basically Cheri Oteri squared. That's why I (usually) don't care for her.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    12/08/09

    In reply to Tradition of Reporters Sleeping with Sources Still Alive and Well at the New York Times
    This sleeping with a source is directly related to sleeping with the person hiring you for said journalism job. Worked for me.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    12/08/09

    In reply to The Laziest Journalists on Twitter
    J*l*a is down to interviewing her acupuncture guy??? And I thought I had trouble getting my calls returned!
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    12/08/09

    In reply to Tradition of Reporters Sleeping with Sources Still Alive and Well at the New York Times
    Thats' a GREATLY abbreviated list of Judith Miller's "conquests."
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    12/08/09

    In reply to Tradition of Reporters Sleeping with Sources Still Alive and Well at the New York Times
    Isn't this a problem with most of the reporting going on inside of the beltway, you trade chuminess for access. Hopefully at the end of the day you get the dirt and can air it out, but I feel that more often than not they're just sitting on a lot of stories so as not to burn bridges. YOu end up fucking them because you never really meet anyone else (except other reporters, and you've already fucked them).

    Then again I might just be extrapolating from my own experience, however unrelated it might have been.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    12/08/09

    @rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: Nail on the head. And, to raincoaster's comment directly above, which is related to what you're saying: Can anyone here really say that what Judith Miller was up to wasn't common knowledge?
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    Edited by i'm a bottle at 12/08/09 8:46 PM i'm a bottle was starred i'm a bottle was unstarred
    Image of heywhat heywhat
    12/08/09

    In reply to The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline
    You may need to update the timeline. Several other gossip sites are reporting that he may have an illegitimate child on the way.
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    Image of SpyMagician SpyMagician
    12/08/09

    In reply to A Salute to Every Hilarious Kristen Wiig Character — Except Gilly
    I love Penelope! But what about the "Two A-holes"?
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    Image of Charlotte Rae's Web Charlotte Rae's Web
    12/08/09

    @SpyMagician: You look like a rabbit sadly hasn't been heard in awhile.
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    Image of ghanedi ghanedi
    12/08/09

    @SpyMagician: I love the Two A-holes! Especially the one that they did with John Hamm!
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    Image of quickqueenof quickqueenof
    12/08/09

    @SpyMagician: I concur. Every Christmas I tell my husband I want "A beach." (but I never get it).
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    Image of Celena Martin Celena Martin
    12/08/09

    @SpyMagician:
    YES. I love the A-holes.
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    Image of OrneryBabe OrneryBabe
    12/08/09

    @SpyMagician: I can probably watch a show built around those characters. Okay, maybe I could only stand 1/2 hour, but they would be so much better than Gilly.
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    12/08/09

    In reply to A Salute to Every Hilarious Kristen Wiig Character — Except Gilly
    I can tell she's very talented, but that stupid "just kidding" lady is just...well, unfunny. She's a cross between Kevin Nealon's "subliminal guy" and...um, some other character that annoys me.
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