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New York, 11:47 AM
Tue Nov 10
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11:44 AM

    In reply to The Bernie Madoff Knick-Knack Auction
    Because apparently the wooden duck will put my kids through college.

    Where are all the gold trimmed commodes and Faberge eggs filled with money? Fuck that boogie board! #auctions
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11:24 AM

    In reply to Carrie Prejeans Explains the Real Reason TMZ Didn't Post Her Sex Tape: It's Underage Porn
    Oh, honey. Box of hammers is too good for you. You are dumber than a case of roof pitch. And excuse me, you'd suck cock on a picket fence for "extra money," and you know it, and we all know it.

    Now use those fake tits the pageant bought you and make your for-real porn tape and get on with your life so we can get begin to forget that you ever yammered against the geighs on real TV. #carrieprejean
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11:17 AM

    In reply to Who'll Be Back for the Next Season of Mad Men?
    Well, fortunately, Matthew Weiner gave The Daily Beast this extremely helpful and informative answer:

    The Daily Beast: The formation of the agency left a lot of characters in the wind. Have we seen the last of Ken, Paul, and Sal?

    Weiner: I am going to say something that I don’t always say: I don’t know.

    (Full interview available at [www.thedailybeast.com]) #madmen
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    Image of mattchew03 mattchew03
    11:13 AM

    In reply to The Bernie Madoff Knick-Knack Auction
    My grandma has a mink coat that has been sitting in a closet for decades; I'm pretty sure various moths have eaten holes through it. Anyway, a couple of years ago my mom was helping them get rid of some clutter and came across the coat. My grandpa turned to me and said, "Matt, would you like the coat?"

    "No, thank you, grandpa."

    "Why not? It's a very nice coat, very warm."

    "That's OK, grandpa, thanks."

    "Why don't you want it?!"

    BECAUSE I'M NOT COSMO FREAKIN KRAMER, THAT'S WHY. #auctions
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    11:18 AM

    @mattchew03: Agreed. PETA has it all wrong. Fur isn't murder, it just makes you look like a complete twat. #auctions
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11:27 AM

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: But twats have fur, don't they? And they are nice and warm and, I believe, coveted. Now you have really confused me. #auctions
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10:58 AM

    In reply to The Bernie Madoff Knick-Knack Auction
    Nothing says "old yenta" like that sad, tatty fur in pic 3. #auctions
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11:17 AM

    @BettyCrocker: It could be turned into a very nice blanket though. Reuse, reduce, recycle! #auctions
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11:18 AM

    @BookishLookish: The sleeves would make great legwarmers for a hipster! #auctions
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11:26 AM

    @BettyCrocker: Oh, totes. Hey, it's already dead, might as well work it, baby! #auctions
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    10:56 AM

    In reply to The Bernie Madoff Knick-Knack Auction
    A++ for the "Bullship NY" Boat Bouy.

    That plus the Giant Screw Sculpture he had in the office reveals a level of brilliance that has to at least be recognized. #auctions
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11:28 AM

    @The Real JR: It's totes meta. Now where is the Dorian Gray picture and why isn't that up for sale? #auctions
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    10:53 AM

    In reply to The Bernie Madoff Knick-Knack Auction
    I've seen a lot of potential for poor investments it my time, but purchasing something which labels you as a Madoff--in blue satin, no less? Might as well toss your wallet in the fire and jump in after it.

    I would, however, like to put five bucks down on that life preserver. Bullship! That's adorable! #auctions
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    10:40 AM

    In reply to Carrie Prejeans Explains the Real Reason TMZ Didn't Post Her Sex Tape: It's Underage Porn
    I've learned a lot about people and what they'll do to make extra money.

    So says the woman who allowed a pageant to buy her a set of bolt-ons and is hocking a book about nothing. Right on, girlie! Keep it real. #carrieprejean
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    Image of Buttafooco Buttafooco
    10:19 AM

    In reply to Carrie Prejeans Explains the Real Reason TMZ Didn't Post Her Sex Tape: It's Underage Porn
    I'd need to see the tape before I can decide whether or not to pass judgment on her. It would be very unfair to do so without seeing the physical evidence. #carrieprejean
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    10:18 AM

    In reply to Carrie Prejeans Explains the Real Reason TMZ Didn't Post Her Sex Tape: It's Underage Porn
    Carrie, if it was just a mistake, and if no one will show it publicly, then why is the existence of this tape a problem?

    Why didn't you say this same thing to those lawyers: "pfff... big deal, it was the bigest mistake of my life", and just pressed on with the law suit?
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    Edited by Niko Bellic at 11/10/09 10:20 AM Niko Bellic was starred Niko Bellic was unstarred
    Image of manchops manchops
    09:35 AM

    In reply to Carrie Prejeans Explains the Real Reason TMZ Didn't Post Her Sex Tape: It's Underage Porn
    Has anyone else discussed this yet:

    What is with that last name of hers? On the one hand, it sounds like a made up porn name, and then when I think about the word "pre" next to "jeans" the combination of the two sounds like some type of bodily fluid that isn't the kind of thing you'd want your children to know about.

    Is this woman really just a made up nightmare cartoon or what? #carrieprejean
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    Image of CODiva CODiva
    09:26 AM

    In reply to Carrie Prejeans Explains the Real Reason TMZ Didn't Post Her Sex Tape: It's Underage Porn
    I find Carrie's explanation very touching.Also suspect her looking back like this is going bring on one holy-moley of a pillar of salt. #carrieprejean
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    Edited by CODiva at 11/10/09 9:28 AM CODiva was starred CODiva was unstarred
    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    08:59 AM

    In reply to Carrie Prejeans Explains the Real Reason TMZ Didn't Post Her Sex Tape: It's Underage Porn
    What makes her think that it couldn't have been someone that had access to the video from her computer? She probably showed it to a few friends. I am not sure if she was underage. Why would she be worried about a tape that can't be released, she dropped the lawsuit as soon as she saw that the pageant had the tape. Her eyes are freaking me out. The book is for Americans, great. #carrieprejean
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    Image of manchops manchops
    08:45 AM

    In reply to Carrie Prejeans Explains the Real Reason TMZ Didn't Post Her Sex Tape: It's Underage Porn
    At least it wasn't a video tape of her "gay-marrying" herself or something as depraved as that! #carrieprejean
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    08:38 AM

    In reply to Carrie Prejeans Explains the Real Reason TMZ Didn't Post Her Sex Tape: It's Underage Porn
    The schools have really failed Carrie. It's sad. #carrieprejean
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    10:45 AM

    @bluebears: I am ALWAYS wary of people who use the phrase "I'm not perfect," when you know damned well they think they're better than 99.9% of the human race. #carrieprejean
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