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    Image of the supergoddess the supergoddess
    04:07 PM

    In reply to Correction: Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks His Ass
    There needs to be MUCH MORE hazing of that new kid for reporting the spin as fact. Great Jumping Jesus, there are not enough eyerolls in the God damned world for that shit. *storms away, muttering* Gawker, this is fucking Gawker fer Chrissakes...
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    04:07 PM

    In reply to Correction: Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks His Ass
    So much for the muscular, hip-hop reputation of an Escalade now that the world knows it can be slain by a blonde lady wielding a golf club.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    03:57 PM

    In reply to Correction: Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks His Ass
    Anything that evokes a CaddyShack reference is okay with me.

    And comon, do we really think that the sports superstar plus drop dead gorgeous wife are a "true" couple?

    Yeah, I'm sure if he wasn't Tiger Woods and she wasn't beautiful, eHarmony would totally match them up.
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    Edited by BxgrlJeri at 11/28/09 3:58 PM BxgrlJeri was starred BxgrlJeri was unstarred
    Image of belltolls belltolls
    04:13 PM

    @BxgrlJeri: Couldn't agree more:

    Judge Smails: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.

    Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    03:42 PM

    In reply to Correction: Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks His Ass
    Morning Woods can be dangerous.

    And isn't Rachel Uchitel a little over used for him?
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    Edited by miss_msry at 11/28/09 3:45 PM miss_msry was starred miss_msry was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    03:35 PM

    In reply to Correction: Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks His Ass
    Why does everyone assume she's pissed about the cheating? Could be she's just ficking fudd up with golf.
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    02:56 PM

    In reply to Correction: Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks His Ass
    Meanwhile, in a titty bar outside of Memphis, a fat man named John Daly downs another tall bourbon and laughs and laughs and laughs.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    03:18 PM

    @son of spam: You made me do a Google search, but that was worth it.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    02:51 PM

    In reply to Correction: Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks His Ass
    My mom's all proud of herself for "calling" this yesterday.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    02:51 PM

    @Matt Cherette: TELL 'EM, GIRLFRENN.
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    03:18 PM

    @Matt Cherette: No offense to your mom, but I think everyone crowing "called it" on this one should probably step off. Anyone possessing even the slightest capacity for critical thought knew that the "she busted his rear window to pull him from the wreckage" story was a steaming pile of wet horseshit from the moment it was introduced. Dude was driving a huge SUV at a slow rate of speed and the impact of the crash didn't even set off the airbags, so, I mean, COME ON. So again, those boasting about being the second-coming of Nancy Drew need to chill.

    However, on the flip side, people who read that story and bought it without having an internal Drudge siren going off in their heads should probably just go out and drown themselves in the first Port-O-Potty they come across, because life is just going to sodomize their souls continuously until it finally puts them out of their misery.
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    Edited by The Cajun Boy at 11/28/09 3:18 PM The Cajun Boy was starred The Cajun Boy was unstarred
    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    03:19 PM

    @The Cajun Boy: You leave my mother out of this!!!!111!!!!1

    But, really, A+ on the Drudge siren reference. I love me a good Drudge siren reference.
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    Image of takeouteurotrash takeouteurotrash
    02:32 PM

    In reply to Correction: Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks His Ass
    Tiger: Come here, Rachel! And loosen up! You're a lot of woman, you know? You wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

    Elin: You...you...you're no gentleman!

    Tiger: I'm no doorknob, either.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    02:30 PM

    In reply to Correction: Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks His Ass
    Wow--Tiger has more than one penis?
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    Image of cassandra cassandra
    02:12 PM

    In reply to Correction: Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks His Ass
    called it.

    sad either way.
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    Image of abettertomorrow abettertomorrow
    01:57 PM

    In reply to Correction: Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks His Ass
    Seriously, has anyone in the world ever seen an escalade? How could she break the back window to pull him out of the car??? She what, climbed over three rows of seats, over the console, then dragged him back the same way? Entirely ridiculous on its face...
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    Image of Helio Helio
    02:58 PM

    @abettertomorrow: i have never seen the inside of an escalade given the fact that the outside is obnoxious enough. But I blame my ignorance of the interior on allowing me to buy this BS story they were trying to tell.

    Seriously tho, three rows of seats? And this is called an SUV and not a van?
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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    01:51 PM

    In reply to Correction: Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks His Ass
    This would have made a much better 'Bad Romance' video.
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    01:46 PM

    In reply to Correction: Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks His Ass
    Also, love the deference showed by the cops. Um, sure ma'am, we'll come back tomorrow to interview/get some tips on our short game from your husband. Whatever you say.
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    Edited by Mediahohoho at 11/28/09 1:46 PM Mediahohoho was starred Mediahohoho was unstarred
    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    01:45 PM

    In reply to Correction: Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks His Ass
    I'd take his problems over mine. Also, lady, he's a professional athlete. What expectation did you have that he wouldn't cheat? It's what they do.
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    Image of Helio Helio
    01:54 PM

    @Mediahohoho: you don't even have to generalize, since he's been cheating on her before they were married. I think this was more a "last straw" situation and not only that, this alleged cheating was splashed over a tabloid magazine. Before this, it was all "understood" but not it's everywhere. In that regard, she didn't help with this behavior.
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    02:10 PM

    @Helio: Some people it's just a given, I think, and you definitely seem to know more about the particulars than I, but let's face it, he's good looking, talented, rich; he'll never want for company. He'd better kick that pain pill shit quick, tho. That shit'll rot your brain.
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    Edited by Mediahohoho at 11/28/09 2:11 PM Mediahohoho was starred Mediahohoho was unstarred
    Image of Defeater Defeater
    02:35 PM

    @Mediahohoho: Wrong thread!
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    Mediahohoho promoted this comment Edited by Defeater at 11/28/09 2:38 PM Defeater was starred Defeater was unstarred
    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    02:41 PM

    @Defeater: "Sometimes, Dolores, you have to be a hide riding bitch to suvive. Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto."
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    Image of Seeräuber Jenny Seeräuber Jenny
    02:41 PM

    @Mediahohoho:

    So what's she supposed to do? Just take it? Serious question.
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    Image of Helio Helio
    03:04 PM

    @Seeräuber Jenny: serious answer: not try to bash his head in with a 9 iron.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    03:04 PM

    @Seeräuber Jenny: I live in Mexico, where adultery and masculinity are often perceived as mutually inclusive. It used to blow my mind how easily women accept their husbands' desires for (many) other women.

    Apparently, the security of being a wife plus the assurance that their husbands are practicing safe sex (no disease or/and illegitimate babies) is more than enough compensation for many women I've met here.

    Regarding the Tiger Woods scenario, I suppose when your husband is someone so wealthy he could have his own currency and monetary system, there's an even greater expectation to grin and bear infidelity.

    (Not that there's anything right with that.)
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    Image of Seeräuber Jenny Seeräuber Jenny
    03:19 PM

    @Lysergic Asset:

    I hope Tiger's wife is considering divorce.
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    Image of thisiswhatweknow thisiswhatweknow
    03:35 PM

    @Seeräuber Jenny: Uh, I think her lawyers are busy.
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    01:36 PM

    In reply to Correction: Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks His Ass
    If he'd been married to a sistah, her BFF would've been smashing the other windows in the SUV while a couple of cousins got a good sized bonfire of Nike hats and golf shirts started on the front lawn...
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    Image of Seeräuber Jenny Seeräuber Jenny
    02:45 PM

    @PandoraSpocks:

    All black women are not "sistahs." (Just clarifying).

    In any event, I don't think Tiger will ever be in any danger of becoming affianced with a woman of either group.
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    Image of Helio Helio
    03:05 PM

    @Seeräuber Jenny: a worthy clarification. Sorry to break it to you, but we are not all potential defendants on Judge Joe Brown for keying our baby daddy's car.
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