The Surprisingly Glamorous Daughter of a Brutal Uzbek Dictator. . .
. . . that was receiving until recently (for over a decade) about $150 million in US taxpayer money (military aid) not counting the law-enforcement training we provided Karimov's security apparatus and, in one case, a free gift of thousands of police batons and riot shields. USA! USA! USA!
@BettyCrocker: Isn't it tragic though that with the right strategist at the helm their appalling behavior would be tagged as "youthful indiscretions"?
The rule of thumb among American oligarchs seems to be that as long as you embrace Jesus and adopt folksy mannerisms, you can still have a shot at national office even if there's a paper record as long as the Great Wall of China of your doucehbaggery
(See George W. Bush)
My condolences to Chris Henry's loved ones. It must have been terrible having to experience a loss overshadowed by something like this; especially if you bought into the news 12 hours earlier, only to be short-changed your relief by something this tragic.
Edit: Took out a lame joke about Fake Gerry. It wasn't funnier than the tragedy of the situation.
I'm skeptical about that "bodyguard roomie" story. It sounds too far fetched. Why get another 18 year old kid to protect your son when you can hire all the security you want? And unless the roommate was getting paid, why would he care if Griff got kidnapped?
Just adding my own sidenote: obviously the British need their own category, because they've basically got this whole reality thing sealed up over there, and they freaking own it (so sayeth Snooki). Besides giving us the proto-AI with Pop Idol (and improving the format with the X-Factor), they've birthed the "...Got Talent" franchise, and also given us those ridiculous BBC3 documentaries that sometimes get shown here in America (Me and My Big Breasts, Super Botox Me, What's Eating Victoria Beckham?). Katie Price's (nee Jordan's) line of television shows, in their own right, are a gift to the human race, especially when coupled with her appearances on Graham Norton, which rank as both the most cringe-worthy and hilarious examples of a reality personality literally piercing the lexicon and worming their way into it headfirst. And unlike our meandering results of competition shows, their winners actually achieve greatness: Girls Aloud (and subsequently Cheryl Cole), Leona Lewis, Will Young all have done surprisingly well. While their formats might be dying (Big Brother just got canned), I don't think they have the diminishing returns of American reality, as evidenced by the strength of the X-Factor alongside the general weakness of American Idol. So, long live the Queen and all that horseshit.
@ampersandparade: I should also add the British have a tendency to be somewhat self-aware with their reality programming, and not so goddamn serious about it as we are in America. For those that need evidence, please Google or YouTube Dead Set for all your zombie Big Brother horror/hilarity.
Is Gawker actually mildly surprised that she's sorta dumb, ignoring for a moment the fact that that's why they were put on television in the first place, for us to ridicule and feel better about ourselves?
Bummed to hear this about White Slab. That place actually gets some great DJs (real DJs, not of the Alexandra Richards/Matt Levine/Sam Ronson ilk) to play its back room. Hopefully the Bea Fleas won't ruin that.
Palinities- angry, possible packing heat, and my allegiance elite english grammar might make them unbearable, easily bribed with promise of tickets to Glen Beck.
Scientologist-crazy, i don't speak their language, the possibility of a potentially dangerous person with a metal illness highly likely, crazy people are strong, easily distracted with shiny new e-meter.
Palinites , grudgingly, but psychotics are tricky to handle.
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. . . that was receiving until recently (for over a decade) about $150 million in US taxpayer money (military aid) not counting the law-enforcement training we provided Karimov's security apparatus and, in one case, a free gift of thousands of police batons and riot shields. USA! USA! USA!
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Wonder what sorta hijinks Meg got up to in school? Hmm?
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The rule of thumb among American oligarchs seems to be that as long as you embrace Jesus and adopt folksy mannerisms, you can still have a shot at national office even if there's a paper record as long as the Great Wall of China of your doucehbaggery
(See George W. Bush)
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i'm pretty sure THAT is my Fear Factor
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Edit: Took out a lame joke about Fake Gerry. It wasn't funnier than the tragedy of the situation.
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Palinities- angry, possible packing heat, and my allegiance elite english grammar might make them unbearable, easily bribed with promise of tickets to Glen Beck.
Scientologist-crazy, i don't speak their language, the possibility of a potentially dangerous person with a metal illness highly likely, crazy people are strong, easily distracted with shiny new e-meter.
Palinites , grudgingly, but psychotics are tricky to handle.