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OK, let's run with it, for A&E. Dog as Gerard.
Or if he's too old to run around the world all season, how about Jesse Ventura? #kariferrell
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[grandenchilada.blogspot.com] #thejews
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On the other hand, my grandfather's hobby is rewriting his will, so as far as he knows, I heard the shofar blast, I'm trying to keep Kosher, I fasted on Yom Kippur (although I didn't have a chance to go through my apartment with candle and feather looking for chometz) and sure, next summer I'll go to Israel (but only if the Palestinians aren't doing too much terrorism).
Last time I checked, lying through your teeth to your grandfather doesn't make you any less a Jew. #thejews
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Vaya con dios. #obits
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The entire overwrought and overlong skit is simply the setup for Alex Borstein to deliver her "the phone just rang and rang" line and for Marlee Matlin to flip her off. Nothing more. Seriously. That's all it is.
I'm pretty sure I wrote this skit over 25 years ago for a high school drama class. We didn't really shred things back then, perhaps someone found my script in a dumpster and gave it to Seth McFarlane. Yep, that explains it perfectly. #sethmacfarlane
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Pete: I have to admit I'm a little scared... #madmen
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Television remained in denial in the '60s ("Gilligan's Island" and "The Beverly Hillbillies" are coming soon) and not until '67 and '68, with "The Smothers Brothers" and "Laugh In" did the first cracks begin to appear (and the news began showing more raw footage of Vietnam). But the '60s were true glory years for advertising, which became much more creative (DDB's "Lemon" ad for VW was 1960) and thought provoking rather than just announcing to people what to think. Creatively, this is when the business began to loosen up.
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He has failed so often -- sometimes its been his fault, other times not -- that with his home life going down the tubes, he was willing to make amends and eat substantial crow to gather his new loved ones around him.
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Holocaustbabyrapeusedtampon!!!!
OMG!!! Now I'm a Funny Genius Free Speech Champion American Hero too!!!!
I will now laugh at how quadriplegics suck at driving. This will make me an Officially Cool Person. Lesser beings, don't forget to high-five each other before you orgasm from the sheer hilarity. And from now on, greet each other with "Deaf people are stupid cos they're like deaf and shit". Every time you say this, a humorless feminist will spontaneously abort her fetus. Hey, you fucking girl, that's a joke. Because it's politically incorrect, you libtard. Look at me mom, I just offended those people!!!! Wow Political Incorrectness, I just came all over my keyboard from that glorious exercise in masturbationand you just bought me a new house?? You are the greatest of demi-gods for a ballsy iconoclast such as myself. #sethmacfarlane
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