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11/19/09
Can you feel it getting down to the wire?
11/19/09
On another note, what is up with Chef's Academy? Why did Bravo feel the need to put such a crappy show on after such a good one?
11/19/09
ETA: How awesome was it that Kevin won after Michael called his cooking "the food that I cook on my day off?"
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Also with more experience and maturity(not living at home anymore), he would have been a better contestant.
11/19/09
Hosea in a porcupine-like form.
11/19/09
I now sort of love scrappy little Eli.
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11/19/09
Until a judge chokes on a fish bone
Bryan just waits and sits
But the judges say it tastes like shit
Kevin plays the waiting game
Keeps it simple and take the blame
For playing it safe, but it works.
He's at Bocuse d’Or, not those jerks
Jen gets her Quickfire to click
But her salmon gets cut too thick.
So from five we cut it down to four.
Eli's lamb is raw and is shown the door.
11/19/09
Oh kindly please tell me it ain’t so!
It sets the bar too high for those
More comfortable commenting in prose.
Alas, say I, behold and lo,
I’ll humbly try to give it a go.
This episode was tense and raw,
Enticing as a blooming rose.
Eli’s defeat was a harsh blow
Out of which success will grow.
From my own angle of repose,
I think Thomas Keller must enclose
A "French Laundromat" joint, to-go
In his portfolio, for the poors!
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I hope commenters
Will step up to the plate and
Respond in same coin.
(I switched to haiku form.)
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When everyone sucks too much to win, you win by sucking the least!
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Thanks MisterHippity for a great night see you tomorrow for the end of our national nightmare
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#tips
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We can't top 1000 every week!
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#tips
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