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    Image of nicepony nicepony
    11:18 AM

    In reply to Salahis Wedged Themselves Into Pictures of Obama, Celebrities Before
    That party crashing couple is nuts.
    And names too hard to pronounce for people to latch on to in a fun way (see: Johnson, Levi)

    And the husband should really retire that white dinner jacket.
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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    09:20 AM

    In reply to Salahis Wedged Themselves Into Pictures of Obama, Celebrities Before
    Teenagers care about Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal? I would think those squeals of glee that he was back on the market would be coming from his substantial following of gays.
     Reply
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    Image of blix blix
    08:56 AM

    In reply to Salahis Wedged Themselves Into Pictures of Obama, Celebrities Before
    This is an outrage. Look at how close they got to Fergie.
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    09:41 AM

    @blix: I just really enjoy this comment.
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    Image of NathanSt NathanSt
    07:30 AM

    In reply to Salahis Wedged Themselves Into Pictures of Obama, Celebrities Before
    "She also won't allow herself to be photographed smoking, for hers is a sterling reputation that must not be sullied."

    Best laugh I've had all day (going on 30+ hours now), thanks Ms. Jagger.
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    Edited by NathanSt at 11/30/09 7:32 AM NathanSt was starred NathanSt was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    07:29 AM

    In reply to Salahis Wedged Themselves Into Pictures of Obama, Celebrities Before
    Welp, the picture is getting a little clearer. Unfortunately it's a picture that's really hard to look at.

    "The current chief sponsor of the Cup is Land Rover (which, along with Jaguar Cars, was recently sold by Ford Motors). The traditionally British auto brand currently belongs to Tata Motors, controlled by Indian industrialist Dr. Ratan Tata, who was one of the guests in attendance at the White House"

    Tata is the Indian branch of the Illuminati and the reason we'll all be driving $2,000 cars a few years from now.

    Michaele Salahi, nee Holt, is the daughter of Howard A. Holt, Jr. and Rosemary O'Malley of VA...

    Tariq and Michaele were married in a Catholic Church.

    Salahi's dad was in the 'ohl bi'ness (engineer)
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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Fall of the House of Mortimer
    'I believe that Tinsley is confused' is true.
     Reply
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Fall of the House of Mortimer
    Until Richard Lawson provides a run-on monologue in Tinsley's voice confirming this, it's just unsubstantiated gossip.
     Reply
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Fall of the House of Mortimer
    What does Guadalupe think of all of this? Richard?
     Reply
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    Image of Tammany_Fall Tammany_Fall
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Fall of the House of Mortimer
    Impecunious Europeans and bumbing Americans ... now Henry James is writing reality shows?
     Reply
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    Image of dado dado
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Fall of the House of Mortimer
    I wonder what Herr Fancy-Lederhosen thinks of the Topper tattoo on Tinsley's tush.
     Reply
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    Image of newsnun newsnun
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Fall of the House of Mortimer
    There's white snow in Jersey?
     Reply
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    Image of clintosterholz clintosterholz
    08/17/09

    @newsnun: There was more snow there in the '80s than there is now...if you get my drift?
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Fall of the House of Mortimer
    It's because Richard left
     Reply
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    Image of Caius Caius
    08/17/09

    @if_i_only_had_a_heart: And Guadalupe. Nothing's been the same since.
     Reply
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    08/17/09

    @Caius: tres true
     Reply
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    02/27/09

    In reply to Tinsley and Topper Mortimer: Together Again?
    TINSREEEEE !!! WE LOVE YOU TINSREEEEE !!!
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    Image of felion felion
    02/27/09

    In reply to Tinsley and Topper Mortimer: Together Again?
    Are they ever going to have kids? I so want to hear about Dimsley, Quimsley, Vimsley, Gopper, Wopper, Nopper...
     Reply
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    02/27/09

    @felion: I want to hear about Quimsley most of all!
     Reply
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    02/27/09

    @felion: No, they have to stay with the letter T!
     Reply
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    Image of tammyfey tammyfey
    02/27/09

    In reply to Tinsley and Topper Mortimer: Together Again?
    Oh, we must cut the Tinz some slack. If you had to endure that wan brauschweiger while spread out on topper you, your mind would probably go on a field trip, too.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    02/27/09

    @tammyfey: Lulz. Perhaps she ran off to Italy for some bracciole (please pronouce this "bra-ZHOUL" at all times, everyone).
     Reply
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