How do you know when a socialite's marriage is falling apart? They stop going to parties so they stay home and bury their beautiful faces in giant containers of ice cream. Following up on the news that Tinsley Mortimer is now separated from her husband Topper, the Observer notes that the Tinz has made few party…
• It may be the end of the line for socialite Tinsley Mortimer and her husband Topper. The couple has been living apart since December, reportedly because Tinz is sick of Topper's "promiscuous ways." But considering this is the second time they've been married to one another, there's always the chance the third time…
Have über-socialite Tinsley Mortimer and her hilariously-named hedge fund hubby Topper called it quits? Proving it still has reason to exist, the New York Post's Page Six whispers that it might be so. Wicked!
♦ Scarlett Johansson is a married woman: She tied the knot with actor Ryan Reynolds in a small ceremony outside of Vancouver on Saturday. [Us]
♦ Heather Locklear was arrested for driving under the influence of prescription drugs in Montecito, CA, on Saturday. [NYP]
♦ Heath Ledger's daughter Matilda will inherit…
1) Donna Karan's annual designer garage sale in support of the Ovarian Cancer Research Fund was co-hosted by InStyle and Kelly Ripa on Saturday. Betsey Johnson, Lydia Hearst, Euan Rellie, Lorraine Bracco, Jessica Stam, Katie Lee Joel, Debbie Matenopoulos, Hana Soukupova, Charlotte Ronson, and Nanette Lepore browsed…
Tinsley Mortimer may finally grab the gold ring of blue-blood legitimacy: She and husband Topper have applied to be members of the exclusive Southampton Bathing Corporation and are currently "under review." If accepted, Tinz will have the pleasure of dipping her toes in the same pool as Muffie Potter Aston. She'll…
"Neither was eager to discuss the first marriage. Mr. Mortimer, when the matter was first raised, pretended to ignore the question and then jokingly kept asking a reporter if he had tried Mrs. Mortimer's 'famous meatloaf.'" That canny Topper Mortimer sure knows how to manipulate the press, huh? That's from Eric…
The not-so-veiled item in New York Social Diary about the troubles lurking in Tinz's marriage to professional preppie Topper Mortimer inspired the professional debutards behind Socialite Rank to offer a defense of Tinz and Topsie's marriage. Some choice bits:
