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    The Fall of the House of Mortimer

    Tinsley and Topper Mortimer: Together Again?

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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Fall of the House of Mortimer
    'I believe that Tinsley is confused' is true.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Fall of the House of Mortimer
    Until Richard Lawson provides a run-on monologue in Tinsley's voice confirming this, it's just unsubstantiated gossip.
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Fall of the House of Mortimer
    What does Guadalupe think of all of this? Richard?
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    Image of Tammany_Fall Tammany_Fall
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Fall of the House of Mortimer
    Impecunious Europeans and bumbing Americans ... now Henry James is writing reality shows?
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    Image of dado dado
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Fall of the House of Mortimer
    I wonder what Herr Fancy-Lederhosen thinks of the Topper tattoo on Tinsley's tush.
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    Image of newsnun newsnun
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Fall of the House of Mortimer
    There's white snow in Jersey?
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    Image of clintosterholz clintosterholz
    08/17/09

    @newsnun: There was more snow there in the '80s than there is now...if you get my drift?
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Fall of the House of Mortimer
    It's because Richard left
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    Image of Caius Caius
    08/17/09

    @if_i_only_had_a_heart: And Guadalupe. Nothing's been the same since.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    08/17/09

    @Caius: tres true
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    02/27/09

    In reply to Tinsley and Topper Mortimer: Together Again?
    TINSREEEEE !!! WE LOVE YOU TINSREEEEE !!!
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    Image of felion felion
    02/27/09

    In reply to Tinsley and Topper Mortimer: Together Again?
    Are they ever going to have kids? I so want to hear about Dimsley, Quimsley, Vimsley, Gopper, Wopper, Nopper...
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    02/27/09

    @felion: I want to hear about Quimsley most of all!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    02/27/09

    @felion: No, they have to stay with the letter T!
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    Image of tammyfey tammyfey
    02/27/09

    In reply to Tinsley and Topper Mortimer: Together Again?
    Oh, we must cut the Tinz some slack. If you had to endure that wan brauschweiger while spread out on topper you, your mind would probably go on a field trip, too.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    02/27/09

    @tammyfey: Lulz. Perhaps she ran off to Italy for some bracciole (please pronouce this "bra-ZHOUL" at all times, everyone).
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    Image of everfade everfade
    02/27/09

    In reply to Tinsley and Topper Mortimer: Together Again?
    Has anyone seen Minsley Tortimer since the untimely execution?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    02/27/09

    @everfade: He is back in another guise. Pay attention!
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    Image of everfade everfade
    02/27/09

    @BookishLookish: Okay, thanks!
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    02/27/09

    @BookishLookish: ( WHAP !!! )
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    02/27/09

    @The Boulevard of Broken Queens: Step correct or else!
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    Image of Carol Gardens Carol Gardens
    02/27/09

    In reply to Tinsley and Topper Mortimer: Together Again?
    I am so relieved. Because they have the very best match of WASP names ever!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    02/27/09

    @Carol Gardens: Son will be Tuffer and daughter will be Trouty.
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    02/27/09

    In reply to Tinsley and Topper Mortimer: Together Again?
    At times like this my ancestors on the Yankee side -- 10 generations of Southampton clamdiggers -- get the urge to arm themselves and take a peasant's revenge on those who have spoiled the name WASP.
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    02/27/09

    @Weegee's bored: I always admired your familial pants.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    02/27/09

    @Weegee's bored: Weegee: my husband is a clamdigger from Southampton too. Or as he says "Sow-Hantin". Went to Mercy.
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    02/27/09

    In reply to Tinsley and Topper Mortimer: Together Again?
    Topper looks more like a bottom to me.
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    Image of robmorsexxx robmorsexxx
    02/27/09

    @StonedAndDethroned: And Tinsley looks like she owns a few strap-ons.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    02/27/09

    @robmorsexxx: They are sparkly though. That makes all the difference.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    02/27/09

    In reply to Tinsley and Topper Mortimer: Together Again?
    The road is long

    There are mountains in our way

    But we climb steps every day

    Love lift us up where we belong

    Where the eagles cry, on a mountain high

    Love lift us up where we belong

    Far from the world we know

    Up where the clear winds blow.
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    02/27/09

    @BookishLookish: Think Minsley wants some Cocker?
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    02/27/09

    @saythatscool: I mean Tinsley. I know Minsley wants some Cocker.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    02/27/09

    @saythatscool: Heh.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    02/27/09

    @saythatscool: Lulz.
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