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    Image of JacquesPaysan JacquesPaysan
    10/14/09

    In reply to The Potential Importance of a Michelle Obama Action Figure
    What's with the "Black Widow" pattern on the dress?

    Actually...black...widow? Sounds like a threat! Call the secret serivce!
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    Edited by JacquesPaysan at 10/14/09 9:17 AM JacquesPaysan was starred JacquesPaysan was unstarred
    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    10/14/09

    @JacquesPaysan: Lord, I hated that dress on election night [images.google.com] and thought we were finally through with it. Though I will say it works better on mini-Michelle.
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    Image of pz pz
    10/14/09

    @JacquesPaysan: Black and red were the colors that you were supposed to wear when a black person was finally elected President (for those in the african-american community).

    No, I'm not making this up. Had always heard it talked about, but not many actually did it on the day after Obama was elected.
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    Image of goetz goetz
    10/14/09

    In reply to The Potential Importance of a Michelle Obama Action Figure
    Plasticine is a soft modeling clay. Not... whatever you're talking about.
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    Image of Martiniman Martiniman
    10/14/09

    In reply to The Potential Importance of a Michelle Obama Action Figure
    Most of the country seemed to think that Barack was an action figure when we elected him. Ah well.
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    Image of HPGrl04 HPGrl04
    10/14/09

    In reply to The Potential Importance of a Michelle Obama Action Figure
    now with fist-bumping action and mega-arms, so strong she can lift a (barbie) car.
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    naugahydeinplainsight promoted this comment HPGrl04 was starred HPGrl04 was unstarred
    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    10/14/09

    @HPGrl04: Ha! Though it looks like they actually silenced her "guns" and slimmed her down a bit. Good likeness, though.
     Reply
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    Image of Sharpstyx Sharpstyx
    10/14/09

    In reply to The Potential Importance of a Michelle Obama Action Figure
    My, what big teeth you have!!
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    naugahydeinplainsight promoted this comment Sharpstyx was starred Sharpstyx was unstarred
    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    09/28/09

    In reply to New Doll Will Not Tell Census Takers How Many People Live In Her Dream House
    So many Republican fantasies, so little time.
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    Edited by naugahydeinplainsight at 09/28/09 5:06 PM naugahydeinplainsight was starred naugahydeinplainsight was unstarred
    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    09/28/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight:
    (Darn pictures keep disappearing if I edit the text)
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    09/28/09

    In reply to New Doll Will Not Tell Census Takers How Many People Live In Her Dream House
    FAIL.

    I thought that was Donna Brazile with a touch of Lady Grecian.
     Reply
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    09/28/09

    In reply to New Doll Will Not Tell Census Takers How Many People Live In Her Dream House
    It looks like a Peter Boyle in YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN action figure underwent some kind of CHARLIE'S ANGELS doll head-switch.

    And you're right; the eyes aren't nearly crazy enough.
     Reply
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    Image of valhalla_i_am_coming valhalla_i_am_coming
    09/22/09

    In reply to Congressional Action Figure Made Into Action Figure
    "If you take off my pants, you'll see my Confederate flag underwear. Just like in real life. And if you take off my shirt? Nipples clamps and the tattoo of my boyfriend's name."
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    johnny_carsick promoted this comment valhalla_i_am_coming was starred valhalla_i_am_coming was unstarred
    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    09/22/09

    In reply to Congressional Action Figure Made Into Action Figure
    "Hello Friend. I'm a racist hack clown who's afraid of the three dark horsemen of a melting-pot American apocalypse i.e. a black president, Hispanic healthcare, and race mixing down at the Wal-Mart. 'Cause no one should be able to buy Tombstone pizzas, 3 for $5, or lead this country into the ground, OR keep out the Mexicanos, but people like me and my ever growing band of tea bagging, testicular sucklers. I mean really, where the ding-dang is Jim Crow when you really need it?!"

    (In sing-song voice...Baby Alive)

    End commercial.
     Reply
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    09/22/09

    In reply to Congressional Action Figure Made Into Action Figure
    Notice the "I'm happy to take your PAC money"-grip.
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    mfnher promoted this comment momof3wildkids was starred momof3wildkids was unstarred
    Image of wholenuther wholenuther
    09/22/09

    In reply to Congressional Action Figure Made Into Action Figure
    What he probably says is "liar!" What he surely means is "ni**er!"
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    Image of notsofresh notsofresh
    09/22/09

    In reply to Congressional Action Figure Made Into Action Figure
    Looks like it uses the same skin as the John Boehner doll.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    09/14/09

    In reply to The BrickBreaker Breakthrough
    I deleted BrickBreaker from my Blackberry. Because I had a problem.

    If you’re in trouble too, go to Options - Advanced Options - Applications, scroll down to BrickBreaker, hit the BlackBerry button, and choose Delete from the pop-up menu. Then, turn off your phone and turn it on again. Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life.
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    Image of plasticene plasticene
    09/14/09

    @iplaudius: I am powerless in the face of my addiction.
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    Image of plasticene plasticene
    09/13/09

    In reply to The BrickBreaker Breakthrough
    I admit it. I'm a BrickBreaker addict. I need help.
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