Report: Despite What We Is Try's No to Spin Up, Sarah Palin Trades Snow for Dirt

Earlier today, official Trump supporter Sarah Palin reportedly did not show up to a Trump rally in Iowa as planned. She seemed to deny that anything is amiss, however, in a Facebook post this afternoon. “Trading in the beautiful snow of Iowa for the red dirt of Oklahoma as planned, despite what the media is try’s no…
Police Report: Track Palin Punched Girlfriend in the Face and Threatened Suicide
Track Palin—the 26-year-old son of Sarah Palin, who today endorsed Donald Trump for president—was arrested last night, and court documents obtained by Gawker reveal more details about the bloody and frantic altercation.
Track Palin Was Arrested Last Night for Domestic Violence
Today is a big day for Sarah Palin. She is in Iowa to endorse Donald Trump, which will shore up Trump’s standing with Real Americans and once again give the Palin family a moment in the national spotlight. But things back home aren’t as rosy: Last night, Palin’s son, Track, was charged in Wasilla on domestic violence…
"Let's Fucking Roll": Track Palin's Drunken Interview With Police
In new audio from the Palin Wasilla Throwdown, Track Palin recounts the night of fisticuffs, shouting, and crying to a police officer as best his drunken self will allow.
Track Palin Is Divorcing Wife Britta Hanson
TMZ is reporting that Track Palin, Sarah's second most oddly named and oldest child, has filed for divorce from his wife of almost 19 full months, Britta Hanson. In keeping with Mama Palin's abstinence-advocating ways, the two's marriage took place when Hanson was six months pregnant with their daughter, the…
Report: Palin Grandchild Born Three Months After Wedding
Joe McGinniss, the journalist who briefly lived next door to the Palins, reports that Track Palin's wife Britta Hanson has given birth to her child, a girl named Kyla Grace Palin. As predicted, the birth was a bit earlier than abstinence advocates may have expected—three months after the Track and Britta's …
Is This the Palins' Baby Registry?
Track Palin and Britta Hanson, Sarah Palin's eldest son and his wife, are doing exactly what the Bible says you should do: They're being fruitful and multiplying. They're also doing something the Bible doesn't really make much mention of: They're registering at Target!
Sarah Palin Is Going to Be a Grandmother Again
Sarah Palin is going to be a grandmother again. Eldest child Track Palin married high school sweetheart Britta Hanson two months ago, and now we hear that Britta is pregnant. The picture above of "Britta Pie," which appeared on a Wasilla friend's Facebook wall, confirms the news she's expecting. Britta looks to be…
Track Palin Marries His High School Sweetheart
Sarah Palin is on top of the world! Her eldest spawn, Track, has married everything Levi Johnston is not. (Female, blonde, never posed nude, wrote an unflattering tell-all, secured the services of a bodyguard/manager, etc. ). Britta Hanson is 21, a nursing student at University of Alaska, and has been Track's…
Which Four-Letter Words Did Track Palin Call His Sister?
The ex-boyfriend Bristol Palin dumped to be with Levi gave an interview yesterday and revealed that Bristol's big brother Track—who is friends with the ex—called his sister "two four-letter pejoratives." Which ones?
Teen Daughter Pregnant. Son On Drugs. What's Next?
The plan was for Track to be the good kid in the Palin family. The athletically-named son of VP nominee Sarah Palin—who's set to ship out soon for Iraq—was portrayed as a symbol of patriotism on stage at the Republican Convention. But did he only join the Army to escape a life of drugs and crime back in Alaska? The…
