"Adorable!" (Also potentially terrifying, but that is a matter of taste.) Happy Friday.

Deep down, I am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you find out there's a new Oreo out there, and you're supposed to still care about the old Oreo. I feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. I was eating an Oreo and drinking some milk, which was lovely. And I happened to look over at my web…

Look how "Chinese singer/actor superstar" Jay Chou's eyes seem to follow you everywhere you go. That's an optical illusion you can set your watch to.

12? 6:30? 11:15? Make your best guess in the comments.