Politician Proposes Ban On Using Cellphones or Headphones While Crossing the Street
New York State Senator Carl Kruger is proposing a ban on listening to your iPod or talking on a cellphone while crossing the street, citing a rising number of distracted pedestrian accidents. The fine for getting caught would be $100.
The Traffic in New York Is Worse Than You Imagine
Traffic data provider NAVTEQ says New York has the slowest-moving traffic in the country and three of the 10 slowest-moving freeways. In good news, traffic fatalities in the city are at an all-time low. You'll die sitting in gridlock instead!
Roadside Prostitutes Forced to Wear Reflective Vests
A town in northern Spain is imposing fines on prostitutes who work along a stretch of rural road if they don't wear reflective vests. They say the hookers pose a traffic hazard. But how will they make orange sexy?
What Is Wrong With Meg Whitman's Kids?
We've heard about the troubling behavior of Meg Whitman's eldest son, Griffith Harsh, who has been arrested twice and accused of rape. Let's check in on younger brother William. He appeared in court on Tuesday on a careless driving charge.
There Is Nothing We Can Do to Prevent Drivers from Texting, Killing Themselves
A new study shows that accidents caused by texting drivers actually increases when the activity is prohibited by law. That's because people send text messages, but try to get sneaky about it. We suggest threatening thumb amputation for all offenders.
Get Out of Town
[Some 34 million Americans are driving somewhere fabulous for the weekend. Actually they're probably stuck in a traffic jam like this one in Oakland. Enjoy the long weekend, folks. Try not to spend it all in the car. Image: Getty]
Insanely Long Traffic Jam, Day 10
[A Chinese truck driver washes up after spending two days in the 60 miles long Beijing-Tibet Expressway traffic jam. Sucks to be him right now. Image via AP]
D.C. Attacked By Vomit-Smelling Goo
U Street in Washington D.C. was covered in "a greasy mess that smelled like vomit" on Wednesday. Was it the sickening, bilious waste of the United States Senate, come to life? No, it was just "used restaurant oil." [WTOP]
Happy Travels!
One more great thing about plunging earnings, rampant unemployment, and the nation's overall economic malaise: If you're traveling this Labor Day weekend, you can expect to find airports and roads a lot less congested! Air travel is expected to fall 20 percent this year compared to last, and the AAA is predicting a 13…
Times Square Gridlock Will Soon Have a Soundtrack
The controversial plan to ban cars from Herald and Times squares takes effect on Sunday. But there's some good news to take your mind off the giant traffic jams that will inevitably be created by the initiative: The city has announced a series of exciting events this summer, including a "simulcast of the Tony Awards…
In Case You Were Wondering How Our Traffic Is Doing
Compete.com released their monthly unique visitor numbers today and Gawker had another strong month, staying ahead of old-line (and much larger) outfits like ABCNews.com and NYMag.com.

