The First Trailer for Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens Is Here

It's here! After a week of false starts and fake "leaked footage," the first teaser trailer for Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens was released on iTunes early Friday morning.
The Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Trailer: You Did This to Yourself, America
Paul Blart: Mall Cop, the Kevin James vehicle (a Segway, specifically) you bring up frequently as shorthand for unwatchable movies, is getting a sequel. Why? Because America demanded it. Seriously.
How Much Do Executions Cost?
In this clip from the upcoming documentary The Penalty, experts on all sides of the capital punishment issue discuss the astronomical amount of money required to execute people in America.
First Avengers 2: Age of Ultron Trailer Leaks Despite Marvel's Efforts
The first trailer from Avengers 2: Age of Ultron today leaked out today, and thanks to the power of the internet you can still check it out despite Marvel's cease-and-desist efforts.
Screech Hits a Fan in the Face in Lifetime's Saved by the Bell Movie
Lifetime has dropped the latest trailer for The Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story, the possibly factual dramatization of the behind-the-scenes fighting and makeouts of your favorite '90s TV teens. As expected, there is fighting and there are makeouts.
"American Blogger?" Yeah Right.
In the grand tradition of "American [Noun]" movies comes this new (and apparently real) documentary, American Blogger, the trailer for which is above. You will notice that its "American bloggers" are almost exclusively attractive, well-lit women.
Ben Stiller Gets His Wish Fulfillment: The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
A trailer for Ben Stiller's upcoming movie, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, has arrived and it looks great. Great enough, at least, to forgive it for being one of too many trailers to feature a folk band enthusiastically shouting "hey!"
Watch Cate Blanchett Elegantly Go Nuts in Woody Allen's Blue Jasmine
Here's the trailer for Woody Allen's latest commentary on stylish neuroses—Blue Jasmine. Alec Baldwin is some sort of gift-giving swindler and Cate Blanchett is a woman suffering a nervous breakdown in a Chanel suit, using a Stoli bottle as a gavel. Oh and Louis C.K. shows up at the 1:22 mark! Enjoy.
Frances Ha Trailer Sets Up Winning Hand of Indie Movie Bingo
The trailer for Noah Baumbach's new movie, starring and co-written with Greta Gerwig, is black and white and indie all over. It ostensibly tackles the pitfalls of relationships and derailed ambitions. But so much adorable hipster nonsense is packed densely into two minutes of the Frances Ha trailer that it calls for…
Lindsay Lohan is Really Upset About the Scary Movie 5 Trailer
The trailer for future Academy Award winner Scary Movie 5 is finally here and it features the scene we've all been waiting for. Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen's "love scene." From the early looks of it, it doesn't look that romantic. Allegedly, Lilo was afraid of catching a disease from Sheen's mouth.
The New Trailer for Man of Steel Makes the Superman Movie Look Pretty Good
Man of Steel, the new Superman movie, whose trailer you can view above, is directed by Zack Snyder, the terrible hack-bro who foisted Watchmen upon an unsuspecting public, resulting in a warrant for his arrest issued by the International Criminal Court (just kidding, unfortunately), and it seems exceedingly likely,…
What's Going On With Christina Aguilera's Vagina in Her New Video?
The best of several hilarious moments in Christina Aguilera's "Your Body" video occurs at its 2:20 mark, when she pulls a handsome man she just played pool with into a bar bathroom stall and unleashes blue paint on him...somehow? I do not know what we are to glean from this. Is she sick? A squirter? Does she pee blue…
Here's the Trailer that Warner Brothers is Pulling from Theaters Over Its Mass Theater Shooting Scene
Warner Brothers is pulling the trailer for Gangster Squad — you can watch it above — from theaters, thanks to a scene in which a group of men open fire on a movie theater. (The scene starts around two minutes in.) A few months ago, Fox decided to change the title of its comedy Neighborhood Watch to The Watch after…
Which of NBC's New Fall Shows Will Be Canceled First?
Today is the first day of network upfronts, the week when the networks trot out the stars of their shows and do a little dog and pony show for advertisers and TV critics alike. Both NBC and FOX went today, unveiling their fall schedules and releasing trailers for the new shows. Let's take a gander at what NBC will be…
What The Hell Is This Movie About? Let's Watch It One Hundred Times.
This is the trailer for Samsara, a "non-narrative" film coming to U.S. theatres in August of 2012. It is the "sequel" (if non-narrative films can have sequels) to the 1992 film Baraka, of which Roger Ebert said, "If man sends another Voyager to the distant stars and it can carry only one film on board, that film…
