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    08/18/09

    In reply to Dr. Phil To Ride Amtrak Around For Some Reason, Next Month
    I think he would find a more interesting and needy group of riders if he rode the ACES back and forth from AC.
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    08/18/09

    In reply to Dr. Phil To Ride Amtrak Around For Some Reason, Next Month
    Well I guess this beats going to Hawaii for a "very special episode."
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    08/18/09

    @jasonelias: Can we get zombie Vincent Price to hold him hostage in a cave?
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    08/18/09

    In reply to Dr. Phil To Ride Amtrak Around For Some Reason, Next Month
    This is just like the time that Dr. Ruth sat next me on the bus and said not too worry, it's entirely normal.
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    08/18/09

    @blix: That would freak the shit out of me almost as much as Stone Phillips sitting down next to me.
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    08/18/09

    @blix: But if it lasts for more than four hours, see a physician.
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    08/18/09

    @blix: Eerily reminiscent of the time Dr. Joyce Brothers took a carriage ride with me and systematically destroyed my hopes and dreams.
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    08/18/09

    @scroll_lock: Reminds me of the time the Pope sat next to me and bragged endlessly about being "At the top of my profession".
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    08/18/09

    @blix: Like when Freud listened to me wail and weep with despondency about the meaninglessness of existence for a full hour and advised me to "look on the bright side!"
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    08/18/09

    @scroll_lock: This puts me in mind of the time I rode a tandem bicycle with Deepak Chopra, whose recitations of "It's not the destination, it's the journey" remained strangely serene in response to my hysterical outbursts of "BUT YOU'RE NOT PEDALING!"
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    08/18/09

    @scroll_lock:

    Nothing was worse than dreaming about Emma Watson only to wake up eyeball to eyeball with Chris Hansen saying "hey buddy, have a seat."
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    08/18/09

    @skahammer: The irony was, he was wearing pedal pushers.
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    08/18/09

    @resipsaloquacious: But you were only going to talk!
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    08/18/09

    In reply to Dr. Phil To Ride Amtrak Around For Some Reason, Next Month
    That elitist bastard. Too good for Greyhound, Doctor?
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    08/18/09

    In reply to Dr. Phil To Ride Amtrak Around For Some Reason, Next Month
    Now for the perfectly timed breakdown of a truck on the tracks.
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    04/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Breakdown Is a Tabloid Feeding Frenzy
    There actually is another side to the story concerning Drea De Matteo. She was heard telling Lindsay, "Come on me, bitch."
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    04/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Breakdown Is a Tabloid Feeding Frenzy
    For no logical reason, I've always liked Lohan. I hope the inevitable suicide attempt fails.
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    04/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Breakdown Is a Tabloid Feeding Frenzy
    Who would have thunk that TMZ would have taken the high road during all of this?
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    04/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Breakdown Is a Tabloid Feeding Frenzy
    Dear Lindsay,


    Let me say a few words from someone who also found herself, dumped, humiliated, broke and alone at just about your age. It will take you a while to realize this, but it isn't them: it's you. Your sad club hopping, drunken drug taking antics and sexual experimentation are why you are why you are now and if you ever want to work as an actress again, it must stop. YOU MUST DO THIS FOR YOURSELF. Nobody can make up for your shitty childhood. It was what it was. Find yourself a good shrink, a bunch of AA meetings and and begin to heal yourself. Stay away from your family and any friend who will not support you in this decision otherwise, the next thing we at Gawker and Defamer are likely to be commenting on will be your obituary.

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    04/08/09

    @PandoraSpocks: Why you are WHERE you are. God I miss the preview screen!
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    04/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Breakdown Is a Tabloid Feeding Frenzy
    Let's just keep her away from Jack Nicholson now.
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    04/08/09

    @Charlotte Rae's Web: and Roman Polanski.
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    04/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Breakdown Is a Tabloid Feeding Frenzy
    Eh, she's a kid doing what kids do, it's just it's in the papers all the time. She's been doing movies for years and deserves to have a normal life, which includes doing drugs and breakingup with grilfriends.


    But we need to look at how we get our entertainment. Between football and movies, there's a lot of injured black men and young girls out there. It's shameful that we use up their lives for a momentary diversion.

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    04/08/09

    @formerly it takes a lot to laugh: oh please. Like they don't get paid richly. You take the money, you know what it involves. They are only too happy when the money's flowing and the adulation is great. NONE of them plan for what happens after (isn't the average NFL player's tenure about 3-5 years?), and all of them are left barely-educated, spendthrifts, with no life skills.
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    04/08/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor: because they were trained to be NFL players from when, middle school?
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    04/08/09

    @formerly it takes a lot to laugh: I guess I don't feel that because you started playing ball/making movies in your teens or tweens, that it completely absolves you - when an adult - from the consequences of your decisions.


    How far does that go? So if they are coke addicts, it's not their fault, if they beat their girlfriends, it's not their fault, if they take a gun to a club it's not their fault....?

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    04/08/09

    @formerly it takes a lot to laugh: Let's not normalize this. I know a lot of people who did drugs and had breakups in college. None of them were frequent drunk drivers, car-jackers, or hit and runners. If she behaved like any college kid, she'd be Kristen Stewart or Natalie Portman.
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    04/08/09

    @janine: Didn't Natalie Portman fuck the swim team?
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    04/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Breakdown Is a Tabloid Feeding Frenzy
    Nothing a thick, hard dick won't cure. Who will be her first post-Samantha stud?
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    04/08/09

    @fuzzywhat: Oddly enough, a "thick hard dick" can be bought for a reasonable sum at any good sex shop. Finding a caring individual to love you is much harder.
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    04/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Breakdown Is a Tabloid Feeding Frenzy
    Whether she is in the press or not, I have a feeling that, as the sister of Mark and Charlotte, she'll land on her feet. Frankly, I always saw her as the one with connections.
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    04/08/09

    @janine: Yeah. The Ronson family is loaded, lives on two continents, prep school-the whole thing. Linds is supporting her crazy family and has been working since she was a child to do so. Two very different situations--
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    04/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Breakdown Is a Tabloid Feeding Frenzy
    I know everyone loves a little snark. But this girl seems to be really hurting. Where in Hollywood do you go when your world is crumbling around you? Have some empathy for her instead of pouring lighter fluid on the blaze, yes?
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    04/08/09

    @BathshebaSteinbeck: you go to New York.
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    04/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Breakdown Is a Tabloid Feeding Frenzy
    "Samantha Ronson might seek a restraining order?" If you say so. The moment Lindsay moves on, Samantha Ronson returns to deserved non-relevance. I do feel a certain amount of empathy for Ronson- it must be horrible when the end of a dysfunctional relationship also means the end of your own existence.


    Media coverage of 'step-celebrities' has always greatly annoyed me. I'll be glad to see the back of Samantha Ronson, and it would be nice to see Lohan sleeping within her own celebrity species. Ha. Just my luck, Lindsay Lohan's next lover will be Julia Allison.

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