Charlie Sheen Is Officially Fired

Charlie Sheen's bafflingly popular sitcom Two and a Half Men was put on ice for the rest of the season, but Warner Bros. just released a statement announcing Sheen's been "terminated...effective immediately." Are we finally rid of this show forever?
100,000 People Watched Charlie Sheen's Awful Webcast
For about an hour last night, starting at 10pm, Charlie Sheen rambled live on UStream in a webshow called "Sheen's Korner." The most interesting thing about this embarrassing piece of crap was that, thanks to UStream's viewer display count, you could see people getting sick of Sheen in real time: At its peak, more…
Listen to Kim Kardashian's New Single "Jam"
Well now! It's highly-autotuned and incredibly repetitive, but we'll let you decide exactly how you feel about Kim's musical debut. Let's just say we think this song could be a follow-up to the Jersey Shore's Angelina and her musical debut.
Can We Talk About How Creepy the Charlie Sheen Hype Is?
900,000 people (myself included) are following Charlie Sheen's brand new Twitter account, which he created in the midst of a manic media blitz that caused him to lose his job. His craziness earned him a restraining order (from the ex-wife he went to jail for beating and threatening with a knife, who says he threatened…
Charlie Sheen Loses Kids, Gains 600,000 Followers
Police arrived at actor/F-18 jet Charlie Sheen's house on Tuesday night and removed his twin boys from his custody, following allegations that he threatened his ex-wife Brooke Mueller on several occasions. (Mueller had obtained a restraining order against Sheen earlier in the day; she alleges that he threatened to…
Charlie Sheen Joins Twitter
Meet Twitter's newest verified user: @CharlieSheen, which is gaining followers at a rate of approximately 500/second, without having fired off a single tweet. Some 34,000 people and counting(!) are now following Sheen. But what will his first tweet be? Predict in the comments. [Image of Sheen via Getty]
Charlie Sheen Is on a Drug Called 'Charlie Sheen'
All poem-fingered F-18 fighter jet Charlie Sheen wants to do is live a quiet life as a television star and porn family patriarch. So why does CBS make it hard for him by stopping production on his show? Sheen will be deploying his ordinance to the ground and making his case ("I may be a dangerous, self-destructive…
Here's Charlie Sheen's Full Radio Rant
In his soon-to-be-infamous interview with also-crazy talk show host Alex Jones, Charlie Sheen praises himself and attacks his boss with surprisingly sophisticated diction. I guess we just don't understand that he's "got magic and poetry in his fingertips."
Lindsay Lohan Felony Charges Coming Up
Lindsay Lohan insists she borrowed the $2,500 necklace from an L.A. boutique, but cops say otherwise. They are about to charge her with felony grand theft, which carries a maximum sentence of three years in prison.
Charlie Sheen Already Cutting 'Rehab' Short
After deciding to do his three-month stint in "rehab" from the comfort of his home, Charlie Sheen also decided he will work during "rehab," so that Two and a Half Men won't fall too far behind.
Charlie Sheen Heads to Rehab Once Again
Charlie Sheen's coke-fueled evening with a porn star and subsequent trip to the hospital has earned him another stint in rehab. He checked into an undisclosed facility earlier today and Two and a Half Men is now on hiatus.
You Won't Believe Whitney Port's New Hosting Job
Whitney, we're so glad you're back doing... a competition/reality show called Genuine Ken: The Search for the Great American Boyfriend?! So you're telling me show's sponsored by Barbie and she's not even searching for a boyfriend for herself?
Is Angelina Jolie Coked Up in This Interview?
A man claiming to be Angelina Jolie's old drug dealer gave an interview to Life & Style. Among his accusations: She did a Charlie Rose interview high on cocaine. Here's video of the interview—does this woman seem high?
How Not to Win Your Estranged Wife Back, by David Arquette
David Arquette is "begging" Courteney Cox to get back together with him. He's so torn up, he called his good friend Howard Stern to talk about it—and dished about their sex lives, "methodical" lovemaking, and extramarital relationships.
Charlie Sheen's Car Driven Off Cliff for the Second Time This Year
Charlie Sheen's life is like a gossip feedback loop. It's a never-ending cycle of drugs, floozies, domestic squabbles, and arrests. Adding to the strange repetition are that his cars are regularly being driven off cliffs. Why does this keep happening?
Whoops: MTA $343 Million Short
Uh oh! MTA doomsday budget time again! (Is it already... any time of year, at all?) Farewell, W train! Goodbye, Z train! Hope you didn't need to get anywhere at night or on a weekend!
