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RONG Michael Bloomberg on the aquittal of the cops who shot Sean Bell a million times for no fucking reason: "There are no winners in a trial like this." WE CAN THINK OF A COUPLE. [WNBC]

Former Gawker Ed Victim Of Media Circus Why won't THE MSM leave Choire Sicha's liquor store ALONE! [Radar]

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Grubman Disenfranchised, Nation Weeps

Pedestrian-mowing PR queen Lizzie Grubman can't vote. Because she's a convicted felon! And while some candidates feel no compunction about asking for cash from that particular group, Grubman declines all requests. "A lot of candidates have asked for my help with my contacts and although I'd love to help, I have to decline because at the end of the day my opinion really doesn't matter," Grubman told Page Six. Silly murderess! They don't care about your vote! Don't you remember how much money you have? Oh, wait, she does: "Unless one of them wants to pardon me so I can vote again." [NYP] [Photo: Tana Lee Alves for Wire Image]

you can't fight city hall or nyu or the parks department

City Finally Fixing Washington Square

The fourth lawsuit against the Parks Department's plan to DESTROY THE CHARACTER of Washington Square Park was thrown out of court yesterday, so bring on the bulldozers. The city will move the fountain over 23 feet to line it up with the arch, because that's been bugging them for 130 years now. Thankfully community activists saved the weird concrete mounds. More »

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Grey Gardens The Movie: NOOOOOOOOOOO

Apparently Drew Barrymore thinks she can play Little Edie Bouvier Beale in HBO's forthcoming film version of the documentary "Grey Gardens." What. The. No. This is the greatest risk yet in Barrymore's career; one tiny misstep on this one and the gays will tear her limb from pudgy drunk limb. You're warned, chick.

HBO cultivates 'Gardens' film [Hollywood Reporter]


PARIS HILTON IS SOMEHOW OUT OF JAIL ALREADY! WHAT? WTMZF?????????? [TMZ]