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    Fox News On Travis the Chimp: 'Maybe He's Got a Really Big Dick'
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/22/09

    In reply to Fox News On Travis the Chimp: 'Maybe He's Got a Really Big Dick'
    Based on the bits and pieces I've seen of Red Eye I can't say this surprises me in the least.


    Stay classy guys.

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    Image of TRexstasy TRexstasy
    02/21/09

    In reply to Fox News On Travis the Chimp: 'Maybe He's Got a Really Big Dick'
    Is it me or is Greg Gutfield's nose really small for his face?
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    02/21/09

    In reply to Fox News On Travis the Chimp: 'Maybe He's Got a Really Big Dick'
    Richard, I appreciate the FNFF tag on a monkey dick post! Way to bring back classic Gawker. KEEP THIS UP!


    And what, FNFFers, no one posted a link to monkey sex all night?



    + Watch video
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    02/21/09

    In reply to Fox News On Travis the Chimp: 'Maybe He's Got a Really Big Dick'
    Fox News is awesome! I just saw a news crawl that says shark attacks go down during economic downturns. I did not make that up.


    I think the sole purpose of purpose of Fox News is to keep its viewers' attention focused on chimp dicks, shark attacks and Glen Beck's 10th grade rants.


    But that's just because, you know, I'm biased.

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    Image of seancasio seancasio
    02/21/09

    In reply to Fox News On Travis the Chimp: 'Maybe He's Got a Really Big Dick'
    So, this show...basically watching an asshole for an hour, right? Shouldn't the name be changed to BROWN EYE?
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    Image of Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux
    02/20/09

    In reply to Fox News On Travis the Chimp: 'Maybe He's Got a Really Big Dick'
    O.K., I'm watching this weeks episode of "Lost" and I have some big questions.

    Who is the airplane pilot, Frank?

    If Hurley bought all of the first class tickets for the Island Gang, who is the random Hispanic man in first class who talked to Jack in the airport?

    And why the hell is it that no one noticed that Ben has been beaten up and has a broken arm?
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    Image of DevilsAvocado DevilsAvocado
    02/20/09

    @Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux:


    No one has commented on Ben's injuries because they're all heartily sick of his attention-seeking, whiny and self-centred behaviour.


    And, clearly, I have no idea what I'm talking about. Haven't watched it since the schism that saw them divide into the beach dwellers and the cave dwellers. Yes - it's been a while.

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    Image of OrneryBabe OrneryBabe
    02/20/09

    @Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux: When does anyone not have big questions after watching Lost?


    If Frank's last name is Lapidus (don't recall), then yes.


    I too wanted to know why there were random people on the plane when Hurley bought out all of the seats.


    The Ben thing is rather curious, considering they were all together 36 hours ago and he was just fine. I have my theories on why Ben was beaten up but I don't want to spoil the epi for you.

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    Image of Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux
    02/20/09

    @DevilsAvocado: I actually gave up during Season 3 about 2 episodes in. However, Santa brought my husband Season 3 on DVD and I watched it with him. I got totally sucked back in. It's amazing how you can overlook plot flaws when you are inundated by a sheer volume of episodes.
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    Image of Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux
    02/20/09

    @OrneryBabe: I realized that he was the chopper pilot when it was pointed out to me...and I still had a hard time believing it. He cleaned up VERY well.

    Do you think Ben was beaten up by "Brutha?"

    And in terms of the plane seats, I just thought it was strange that the guy talked to Jack at the airport, and then ended up in the Oceanic 6 private section...
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    Image of Alaska Miller Alaska Miller
    02/21/09

    @Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux: they played the episodes out of order. next wednesday's episode would have been this week and probably would have explained a lot more of what we saw. abc is just punking you.
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    Image of DevilsAvocado DevilsAvocado
    02/20/09

    In reply to Fox News On Travis the Chimp: 'Maybe He's Got a Really Big Dick'
    Hey, Richard - did you just call out a FNFF (or, in my case, a SAFF - Saturday Afternoon Fuck Fest)? Sigh. Good times.
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    Image of Destructicorn Destructicorn
    02/20/09

    @DevilsAvocado: This does have an FNFF tag. So where are all the FF'ers? What ever happened to the FNFF? FN A!!!
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    Image of Zorica Zorica
    02/20/09

    @DevilsAvocado: One's conception of a FNFF shifts dramatically when you introduce a well-endowed chimp, doesn't it?
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    Image of DevilsAvocado DevilsAvocado
    02/20/09

    @Zorica:


    Yes indeedy - makes one wonder whence to from here, really!

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    Image of DevilsAvocado DevilsAvocado
    02/20/09

    @Destructicorn: @OrneryBabe:


    Sadly, looks like all the other potential FNFFers are off in search of a real-life FF. Not that I'd blame them. If it weren't 2pm here, and me trying to avoid doing some real work, I'd likely be doing the same.

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    Image of OrneryBabe OrneryBabe
    02/20/09

    @DevilsAvocado: I'm stuck in the house preparing for a family visit, otherwise - yes, the pursuit of a real-life FNFF is a worthwhile goal indeed. I should work on that.
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    Image of DevilsAvocado DevilsAvocado
    02/20/09

    @OrneryBabe:


    Immediate family, or extended? Never know - perhaps there'll be a tasty non-related visitor in the group.

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    Image of OrneryBabe OrneryBabe
    02/20/09

    @DevilsAvocado: No such luck. All immediate family. A girl can dream, though.
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    Image of DevilsAvocado DevilsAvocado
    02/21/09

    @OrneryBabe:


    What - no surprise 'oh- this is my mate Bob. He just came along for the ride'? Bummer.

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    Image of Ohcaptainmycaptain Ohcaptainmycaptain
    02/20/09

    In reply to Fox News On Travis the Chimp: 'Maybe He's Got a Really Big Dick'
    This is so weird. On one hand, I feel that many of these comments are borderline. On the other hand, in this day and age, they look...bad.


    Thing is, I never make the black person - monkey connection, but now for some reason it's everywhere. It would never enter my mind normally, but now it's as if every monkey reference is potentially racist.


    Am I going to hell?

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    Image of DevilsAvocado DevilsAvocado
    02/20/09

    @Ohcaptainmycaptain:


    Er, can't speak for the other commenters, but until you mentioned it, I hadn't made the connection. I was simply making reference to the 'chimp ripping of a lady's face' story. Come to think of it, I never would make the connection. But I'm not American, so perhaps I'm not tapped into the zeitgeist.

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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    02/21/09

    @DevilsAvocado: But I'm not American


    There's still time to work on that.


    This is the internet; you've got to bring your A game.

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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    02/20/09

    In reply to Fox News On Travis the Chimp: 'Maybe He's Got a Really Big Dick'
    Conservatives make me sick. I have values, dammit.
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    02/20/09

    In reply to Fox News On Travis the Chimp: 'Maybe He's Got a Really Big Dick'
    Now, a chimp can be overly frisky

    Keeping one in the house is quite risky

    And when one little ape

    Got into a big scrape

    The results were an awful Travis-ty.
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    02/20/09

    @TedSez: I read the last line of your beautiful poem as Travis Tritt-sy for some reason.
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    02/21/09

    @TedSez: Gold, Ted. Pure gold.
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    Image of DevilsAvocado DevilsAvocado
    02/20/09

    In reply to Fox News On Travis the Chimp: 'Maybe He's Got a Really Big Dick'
    I have it on good authority that the average erect chimpanzee penis measures about 8cms (3 inches).


    So, I'm calling this story: 'Spurious George'.

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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    02/20/09

    @DevilsAvocado: Yeah, but this is Fox. 3 inches is someting special around there. Call it the O'Reilly Factor.
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    Image of DevilsAvocado DevilsAvocado
    02/20/09

    @SarahHeartburn:


    Heh, heh. "Fuck! I'm not saying that... I don't even know what that means. FUCK! I'll do it live... FUCK...! And for the millionth time, it's not the size, it's what you do with it that counts... FUCK... It's NOT the size of the boat, it's the FUCKING MOTION OF THE OCEAN... FUCK!

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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    02/20/09

    @SarahHeartburn: oh snap. fat limp men with teeeensy eeeeensy peeeeepeeeeees
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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    02/21/09

    @if_i_only_had_a_heart: What area you people talking about? Three inches is enormous, right?
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    02/21/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: I know exactly what you mean. Women today look at so much porn, they have no idea what a man's body really looks like.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    02/20/09

    In reply to Fox News On Travis the Chimp: 'Maybe He's Got a Really Big Dick'
    I'm surprised it took someone this long to go there.


    (OT: Richard, I sent you a PM -- don't know if you ever check them or anything.)

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