Are you a horrible camera flash-stained, fraying-at-the-edges tabloid media darling who mourns
the loss of the recent American rococo decade? Is everyone being poor and complaining all the time just too much for you? Well worry not, dear inexplicably financed friend, because Dubai is waiting for you! Oh you know about
crazy Dubai, don't you? Unlike this ailing and
needy nation, the Arab Emirate is flush with sandy money and crazy man-made islands and, ooo,
brand-new gaudy hotels! Like a beacon or a lighthouse calling to them out of the icky dark, American celebrities who had it better when the world was gold showed up in droves for the huge,
$20 million dollar opening gala for the new Atlantis Palms megaresort in Dubai this week. Look who was there partying while we back here in the home country hopped boxcars and ate cold soup thickened with sawdust:
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