Is Jeb Bush Really in "Excellent" Condition?
The presidential campaign of timid celebrity child Jeb Bush has released an official physician’s letter stating that Jeb is in “excellent” physical condition. Excellent, Jebediah? Big talker.
Woman in Wheelchair with No Legs Wins Treadmill on the Price is Right
Life is short and cruel and then you get on the Price is Right.
Mexican Officials Say Dave Goldberg Died After Falling Off Treadmill
Sheryl Sandberg’s husband, SurveyMonkey CEO Dave Goldberg, reportedly died in a Mexican hospital this weekend after falling off a hotel gym treadmill and hitting his head.
"The new treadmill gyms are betting that running in place can become the newest hit among the Lululemon set, enticing people willing to pay $34 or more for a single class." Nah.
Chopping Off a Dog's Balls, Auctioning Off a Friend's Belongings, and Other Questionable Advice
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Booting a Bookworm Off the Treadmill, Bachelorette Partying with Your Husband's Mom, and Other Questionable Advice
Welcome to Thatz Not Okay, a regular column in which I school inquiring readers on what is and is not okay. Please send your questions (max: 200 words) to caity@gawker.com with the subject "Thatz Not Okay."
Kill Your Treadmill
If an alien came down to earth from a faraway planet without any knowledge of fitness (and the alien had a human body and our same physiology and everything, shut up), I would take that alien to the gym and bring them directly to the area with all the treadmills. "This is the treadmill area. This is where you should…
Cheapo Treadmill Surprises Guy By Collapsing Mid-Workout
Perhaps he should have invested in one of those Tony Little Gazelles.
