This Man Has Had Enough
It’s been a long day (terror, politics, grief, my chicken sandwich had a piece of chicken bone in it) and this gentleman from Seattle agrees, which is why he’s gone berserk and up a tree, and man, he just won’t come down.
Are You the Shitbag Who Straight Up Axe-Murdered This Tree?
A crazy thing to do is kill another person. A less crazy thing to do is to take an axe to a tree in the Upper West Side and deplete it of the nutrients it needs to survive. The latter, however, is still a bad and terrible way to release your anger, so if it was you—own up!
Drunk Man in Tree Falls, Is Impaled on Fence, Dies
A man who was minding his own business, just drinking in a tree like we all do sometimes, met his fate in a horrible freak accident when he fell from said tree and was impaled on a fence. Good reason not to climb trees.
Miley Cyrus Peed On a Tree This Weekend
America's foremost public intellectual Miley Cyrus may be running out of ways to shock and awe, but at least she's hiding her public urination away in the woods—for now at least.
Nepalese students hug trees during a mass tree hugging on World Environment Day on the outskirts of Katmandu, Nepal, on Thursday. More than 2,000 people gathered in the country's capital in a bid to set a world record for the largest-ever tree hug. Image via Niranjan Shrestha/AP.
A Dog Writes a Beautiful Column About Nature
A dog, Gawker's best-known columnist, explores the mysteries of nature in today's column: "Trees are not sticks. It's important to remember that. Sticks can fit in your mouth." A dog maintains a Kinja blog here.
Trees, The Kings of the Sky Above
I think that I shall never see/ A poem, lovely as a tree
Cop Hit by Falling Tree During Routine Traffic Stop
A dashboard camera captured the moment an Iowa cop almost died last week when a large oak tree randomly cracked and slammed directly into the SUV he was ticketing.
Childless Adults Should Not Have Christmas Trees
We're all adults here. Which is why, unless you have children, you should not have a Christmas tree.
Prose Poem The News: A Virgin Causes Problems
West New York, New Jersey.
Happy Belated Cinco de Mayo; Christmas is Dead
The National Christmas Tree planted near the White House one year ago has already died because you didn't love it enough.
Unbelievably Wasted Girl Tries to Have Sex With Tree After Getting in Fight With It
Check out this video of an unbelievably wasted girl tries to have sex with a tree after getting in a fight with it, at Ultra Music Festival 2012, as a crowd gathers in a circle chanting "fuck the tree." Download our free drugs sex tree fight Megaupload Ultra rave ecstasy sex. Free Ultra 2012 download fuck the tree…
The Hipster Christmas Tree Stand of Brooklyn
Meet Jamie Granato. Lately he's been spending his days in a trailer parked on the side of a road in Greenpoint, peeing into a bottle and dumping it onto the street. His day jobs include running a record label and selling Christmas trees. Animal New York reports,
Scientists Invent Utterly Useless Time Machine
Nice baboons! Dead trees! Spiral galaxies! Ipad apps! Macaque alarms! Time machines! Rainbow toads! Eyeball pictures! And the latest news about the fishes and their watery friends! It's your Friday Science Watch, where we watch science—faster than you thought!
[]Band of Hooligans Chops Down a Tree to Steal a Bike
There are senseless crimes and there is this. Four guys hanging out in Brooklyn early yesterday morning chopped down a tree so that they could steal the bike that was chained to it.
Unfortunately, Tron 3: Trees Was a Huge Disappointment
[People walk through the Smithsonian's National Zoo in Washington, D.C. Image via Getty]
Treeing Is Believing
[We may not be ready for Christmas yet, but Rockefeller Center certainly is after a 12-ton, 74-foot Norway spruce was hoisted into place today. Image via AP]
The Great New York Tree Massacre
As many as 2,000 trees were killed by the storm that swept through Brooklyn and Queens, and meteorologists confirm that two tornadoes touched down. Lesson: New York City should be encased in a giant glass dome. (Picture by us)
56 Trees Chopped Down to Make Room for Fashion Week
Fashion kills! NYC's Parks Department chopped down 56 trees and uprooted 11 more to make room for the Fashion Week tents in Lincoln Center, apparently. The agency's response: The trees were dying anyway, and they'll plant new ones later. [NYDN]
