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    Starving Artists' Souls Never Die, Although Their Bodies Do, By Starving

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    Demonize the Homeless Long Enough and No One Will Notice You Moved Back Home

    A Plan to Get All the Money America Needs to Pay Back, With Only Minimal Loss of Life

    Peanut Butter and Jelly Is the Body and Blood of Union-Busting Jesus

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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    12:27 AM

    In reply to Starving Artists' Souls Never Die, Although Their Bodies Do, By Starving
    Some twerp just tried to start a conversation by telling me "even in this terrible recession, the rate of entrepreneurship is increasing! Isn't that great?"

    I said no, it was not great, because what it reflects is the fact that the involuntarily unemployed are desperately trying to start something, anything, that will keep a roof over their heads.
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    11/25/09

    In reply to NY1 Anchors 2/3 of the Way to Terrible Trend
    Lewis Dodley, in The Standard, with a rope.
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    Image of flathead flathead
    11/25/09

    @Rozelle’s Bagman: he got done for check kiting back in the day, didn't he?
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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    11/25/09

    @flathead: Beats me, though he was stealing from tomorrow's newspapers before Gawker was a twinkle in Denton's eye.
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    Image of SpyMagician SpyMagician
    11/25/09

    In reply to NY1 Anchors 2/3 of the Way to Terrible Trend
    Sad, sad, sad. Who’s next? Bud Mishkin?
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    Image of Lazarou Lazarou
    11/25/09

    @SpyMagician: That's terrible. I feel like NY1 is part of my family. Who's next is question. Annika Pergament bank robbing?
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    Image of Seeräuber Jenny Seeräuber Jenny
    11/25/09

    @Lazarou: Kristen Shaughnessy wears a Size ZZZZZ bustier and stuffs Zhu Zhu hamsters into it when the Toys-R-Us clerks aren't looking.
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    Edited by Seeräuber Jenny at 11/25/09 2:03 PM Seeräuber Jenny was starred Seeräuber Jenny was unstarred
    Image of Seeräuber Jenny Seeräuber Jenny
    11/25/09

    @SpyMagician:

    Didn't you hear that all the sheet music for that Russian (?) chorus he's in went missing?
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    Image of SpyMagician SpyMagician
    11/25/09

    @Seeräuber Jenny: In Russia, music sheet you!
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    Image of hollygirl hollygirl
    11/25/09

    In reply to NY1 Anchors 2/3 of the Way to Terrible Trend
    It seemed odd that this guy's dad was a former sports star and living in a rooming house. Crack.
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    Image of SpyMagician SpyMagician
    11/25/09

    In reply to Demonize the Homeless Long Enough and No One Will Notice You Moved Back Home
    I used to get upset at these folks and the kids claiming to sell candy for their basketball teams, until I realized something: There really has never been a point in history anyone begging has been honest about it. I mean outside of the Salvation Army, can anyone think of a street group that is regularly outside that does spend the money the way they claim to spend it?

    I think the only time I have ever felt 100% secure in knowing what I gave to someone was something they used/ate was when my mom made cheese sandwiches she'd give me to give to Bill, the neighborhood acid casualty who always told me "You're mom is a very nice person!"

    I miss Bill.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/24/09

    In reply to Demonize the Homeless Long Enough and No One Will Notice You Moved Back Home
    I only support freelance homeless, because as much of a pinko as I am, I'm more of an anarchist.
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    11/24/09

    In reply to Demonize the Homeless Long Enough and No One Will Notice You Moved Back Home
    I know a girl who put herself through college shaking jugs so people would give her money. It's nothing new.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/24/09

    In reply to Demonize the Homeless Long Enough and No One Will Notice You Moved Back Home
    Another weird thing about moving in with Mom and Dad is that whenever they call you, the call

    is coming

    from inside

    the house.
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    Image of Sergio Hernandez Sergio Hernandez
    11/24/09

    In reply to Demonize the Homeless Long Enough and No One Will Notice You Moved Back Home
    I used to feel bad for ignoring that jug guy outside the Starbucks on Spring Street...

    but then I remembered I'm an organ donor, which is basically a lifelong "good deed" credit anyway, right?
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/24/09

    In reply to Demonize the Homeless Long Enough and No One Will Notice You Moved Back Home
    Bowling for dolors.
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    11/23/09

    In reply to A Plan to Get All the Money America Needs to Pay Back, With Only Minimal Loss of Life
    The plebes are falling for it... commodity bubble is growing. Faster than you can say "executive order 6102" your shiny metals will be reduced to toxic waste. (or something like that)

    Invest in toilet paper and freeze dried coffee.
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    Image of freedc freedc
    11/23/09

    In reply to A Plan to Get All the Money America Needs to Pay Back, With Only Minimal Loss of Life
    You can't collect insurance on a suicide, the insurance companies won't pay out and if they even suspect it, you'll be in court trying to get the policy money.

    Sorry to ruin your plan. Instead of killing ourselves, maybe we should just rob some other countries? ;)
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    Image of MyrtleWilloughby MyrtleWilloughby
    11/23/09

    @freedc: Oh man. I was holding out for Death of a Salesman 2: Nappa hijinx at the Loeman Winery.
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    11/23/09

    @freedc: Not that I'm recommending this as a life plan, but some life-insurance policies do allow recovery even if cases of suicide but that coverage usually doesn't kick in for a term of a number of years (usually two) after purchase of the policy.

    I just hope Fluffy in the picture consulted with his lawyers before assuming his benefits are vested in the case of suicide.
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    Image of freedc freedc
    11/23/09

    @Atilla the Bun: Interesting. But bad public policy, no? And probably a lot more murders made to look like suicides if you can get the $.

    The cat is so cute even if so inappropriate.
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    Image of krismry krismry
    11/23/09

    In reply to A Plan to Get All the Money America Needs to Pay Back, With Only Minimal Loss of Life
    I know you were just kidding around, but a nice servicey gentle reminder would be to note that no more than 25 percent of your investments ought to be in metals. As for the rest of the advice on this page, it sounds perfectly sensible. Especially the part about the seven hundred billion dollar life policy. That was the best part.
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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    11/23/09

    @krismry: Off by a decimal place, but ok.
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    Image of livinlvis livinlvis
    11/23/09

    @Rozelle’s Bagman: do you mean invest 2.5% in metals?
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    Image of MyrtleWilloughby MyrtleWilloughby
    11/23/09

    @livinlvis: I Rozelle meant to invest 250% in metals. Just listen to "FreeMoney from the Government" in one ear, "Cash4Gold" in the other, and reap the rich rewards.
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    Image of krismry krismry
    11/23/09

    @Rozelle’s Bagman: arithmetic was never my strong suit, obviously, but 250 percent sounds about right, especially if you are using OPM! Other people's works great.

    #tips
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    11/23/09

    @MyrtleWilloughby: It's a floor wax and a dessert topping.
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/20/09

    In reply to Peanut Butter and Jelly Is the Body and Blood of Union-Busting Jesus
    I was always disappointed when my grandmother gave me Smuckers stock for birthdays and Christmas, but now I come to find out it's recession-proof and then some. Thanks, Gram! Sorry I was such a little ingrate.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    11/20/09

    In reply to Peanut Butter and Jelly Is the Body and Blood of Union-Busting Jesus
    It is peanut butter jelly time.

    If only we had an ear-wormy little jingle to celebrate this fact....
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    Image of tigolbitties tigolbitties
    11/20/09

    @Botswana Meat Commission FC: ahh! you beat me to this comment! :-)
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