I would give up all of my retirement savings to watch Sarah Palin try this. OK, that currently amounts to something like $0.43, but still, I'd like to see it.
This is why Franken could never win a presidential run. He's totally cut in half the size of both Florida and California. If they take that as a slight, he's dead in the water.
Stupid trick?More like awesome parlor trick. I think the map drawing is pretty impressive, but I'm also that a**hole who likes to juggle for people, whether or not they've asked to see it.
@Gabriel Snyder: Naw, we got it alright. The "all the 48 states" thingie though still stands scrutiny. Unless am unbeknownst to me drunk at the keyboard, Franken does contour ALL the fiddy states in your featured Boing Boing video.
True, he geographically places Hawaii somewhere around the Mexican state of Michoacán--but hey, decidedly a good effort on his part.
It was 1988 on SNL, shortly before the election. He not only drew the map from memory but also explained the electoral vote math that would enable Dukakis to pull off an upset.
@naugahydeinplainsight: I pledge allegiance to the Flank of the United Steaks of America, and to the Repast for which it sears, one Nibble of Gods, delectable, with leek citrique and Jesus juice for all.
@lobstr: We hold these tri-tips to be sesame-marinated. All beefsteaks are grilled equal, and endowed by their Grill Master with certain unassailable spices. Among these are leaf of bay, libations and the pursuit of yumminess.
Thank god he drew in Hawaii, too. Otherwise the wingnuts would take it as evidence that even if Obama was born there, it doesn't count.
(Yeah -- he does Alaska, as well.)
I disagree that the media steered clear of the "Obama is a secret Muslim" story. They talked about it incessantly. Not in any sort of substantial way, and certainly not as something to investigate, but just in its totally contemptible, "we're going to talk about it without actually talking about it, just by mentioning the rumors and the stupid poll numbers so that we can't actually be accused of talking about it" kind of way.
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True, he geographically places Hawaii somewhere around the Mexican state of Michoacán--but hey, decidedly a good effort on his part.
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Someone failed social studies...
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I'd have been vastly more impressed if he'd drawn the United Steaks of America from memory.
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Oh moo-tiful for grazin' bovines, who're fed their weight in grain....
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(Yeah -- he does Alaska, as well.)
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