Why couldn't he just pound out another 60,000 words? I'm sure the time blown meeting with lawyers superseded what it wouldda taken to crank that bullshit out... All he'd have to do is have someone transcribe his dictation of how he transformed a Pepsi logo into the cosmical and societal metaphor for circular meta-soul transmogrification...
I like the tiny orange shaped spout cover on the new orange juice carton if that counts for anything. The actual graphic design on the rest of the carton is horrifying though, if that counts against him. Maybe he should just specialize in spout cover design.
@uncle_wiggly: Redesigning the Tropicana packaging was given as an assignment in one of my sophmore year design classes. The solutions were all better, smarter and more up-to-date than the crap this guy turned out.
Can't figure out which is worse: Agreeing to pay this idiot $550k for a book, or assuming you could keep $100k after failing to write a coherent sentence.
And people wonder why the publishing industry is in the crapper.
@MrInBetween: I can hear my mother's voice now: "If you had just spent as much time writing the stupid book as you did in court trying to hang on to the money, you'd have had the stupid book finished by now and you'd have the money." Dingus.
After its package redesign, sales of the Tropicana Pure Premium line plummeted 20% between Jan. 1 and Feb. 22
How is that even POSSIBLE? I find it incredible to believe that packaging makes a 20% difference to the sales of Orange Juice, considering that everybody in the world has their favourite brand sorted out by the time they're 12.
@Pope John Peeps II: It does. I do package design, and you'd be very, very surprised at how big a deal this stuff is.
The thing with the Tropicana redesign is that, first off, its an iconic brand. The impaled orange and 'Tropicana' font is on the same level as the Nike swoosh or the Coca Cola red/white script. You don't mess with that stuff lightly; and even when its well done you're still running a big risk. And he abandoned it altogether. Big mistake. He then took the entire color palette away from the equity completely, in favor of a much more muted, almost pastel set of colors. Big mistake number two. And finally, to top it off, he introduced an entirely new coding nomenclature and color palette for the different varieties, abandoning 'Grovestand' and so forth, making it especially confusing to relate to the product on the same level. Big mistake number three. Any one of these is a risk, but could possibly work if well executed. A phased redesign leading in this direction over two or three years could even work. All three at once was just deadly.
It really got to the point that it inspired doubt in the consumer as to weather or not they were even getting the same product anymore. Did the company get sold? They changed this much, is it such a stretch to imagine that more than just the package changed? Even if not, chances are the shelf decision was already made long before this rationalization ever happened, in favor of a more familiar brand.
Believe me, a 20% loss is not unimaginable at all.
@Almostbanned: I agree. We all like to think we're immune to this stuff, but we're not. I consider myself knowing and skeptical--and I was a graphic design major--but give me some Parisian design cliches and I get all girlie.
Just goes to show, if you use important-sounding words, toss around some multi-cultural art/architecture/music references, and show a slick Powerpoint presentation, your audience (which paid a fortune for you) will be too embarrassed to admit it doesn't know what the hell you're talking about to point out that you, sir, are an idiot.
Now I love a crazy eccentric genius as much as the next Oscar-Tony-Emmy-Grammy winner, but this guy just seems like a jerk. The work doesn't hold up under scrutiny, or even a cursory glance.
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Right now, it's too chicken-y.
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I can imagine that actual writers have steam coming from thir ears after reading this.
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And people wonder why the publishing industry is in the crapper.
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"If you had just spent as much time writing the stupid book as you did in court trying to hang on to the money, you'd have had the stupid book finished by now and you'd have the money." Dingus.
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How is that even POSSIBLE? I find it incredible to believe that packaging makes a 20% difference to the sales of Orange Juice, considering that everybody in the world has their favourite brand sorted out by the time they're 12.
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The thing with the Tropicana redesign is that, first off, its an iconic brand. The impaled orange and 'Tropicana' font is on the same level as the Nike swoosh or the Coca Cola red/white script. You don't mess with that stuff lightly; and even when its well done you're still running a big risk. And he abandoned it altogether. Big mistake. He then took the entire color palette away from the equity completely, in favor of a much more muted, almost pastel set of colors. Big mistake number two. And finally, to top it off, he introduced an entirely new coding nomenclature and color palette for the different varieties, abandoning 'Grovestand' and so forth, making it especially confusing to relate to the product on the same level. Big mistake number three. Any one of these is a risk, but could possibly work if well executed. A phased redesign leading in this direction over two or three years could even work. All three at once was just deadly.
It really got to the point that it inspired doubt in the consumer as to weather or not they were even getting the same product anymore. Did the company get sold? They changed this much, is it such a stretch to imagine that more than just the package changed? Even if not, chances are the shelf decision was already made long before this rationalization ever happened, in favor of a more familiar brand.
Believe me, a 20% loss is not unimaginable at all.
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Owning the agency helps with that.
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Sounds like a bizarre kind of sexual foreplay.
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