Beyonce and Jay-Z may have failed to trademark "Blue Ivy," but they have successfully patented true love and happiness.
Sorry, Glee: True Blood Is Officially the Gayest Show on TV
Gay media watchdog GLAAD released its annual report about the number of gay characters on television. It turns out they're all on True Blood, which has the most 'mos of any show. Where else are the gays?
Christopher Hitchens Has Cancer
Christopher Hitchens, who'd suspended his book tour for "personal reasons," has been diagnosed with cancer.
Final Count
The Final Countdown helped Warner Bros. make $1 billion this summer.
Bad Moon Rising.
It's official: MTV is going ahead with that horrible and unnecessary Teen Wolf series.
Guardian Rising
Britain's The Guardian has been forced to raise its weekday price to £1.
Robinov Renewal Likely
It's looking more likely that Warner Bros. Picture Group's president Jeff Robinov's renewing his contract.
Creative Revenge.
A woman scorned shamed her cheating husband by making him wear embarrassing, confessional sign.
Public Display.
Answering the public's apparent voracious appetite for all things Kennedy, the family joined Twitter.
Fire!
Southern California's on fire (again), and residents are told to evacuate — or burn trying.
Fox Plays Cat in Next Batman
Megan Fox will claw her way onto the screen as Catwoman in the next Batman.
China Renovates Dalai Lama's Homes
China spent $44 million renovating the Dalai Lama's palaces. If only he could live there!
Celebrity Interviewer Knows More About True Blood Than She's Letting On
A tipster pointed out that the scribe of today NY Post's puff piece on Stephen Moyers failed to disclose that she and the True Blood star have a child together. How does our tipster get this juicy info?
Andrew Breitbart's Not Feeling the Michael Jackson Love-a-Thon
Drudge protege Andrew Breitbart's logic-free sound insane via voicemail. But on Twitter, he's just an adorable curmudgeon. And on the topic of Michael Jackson's funeral, he has the benefit of being a refreshing antidote to the cable news saccharine sweetness.
They'd Look So Pretty in Handcuffs
Guest of a Guest wants us to guess which wrist tattoos belong to which young It Girls. Duh, it's societress-model Lydia Hearst with her ill-advised "Factory 2.0" skeleton key tattoo, jailbait soap actress Levin Rambin, and Leighton Meester, aka Blair from Gossip Girl. [Guest of a Guest]
'Newsweek' Hires Karl 'Turdblossom' Rove
Pudgy angel-faced devil and former White House Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove left the White House under a cloud of reeking suspicion and ignominy. Amazingly, it took Newsweek only three months to scoop him up. Well done! Rove will have a column in which he muses on the 2008 Presidential elections. [Newsweek Editor…
Britney Spears Is A Terrible Mother
What Did You Desperately Try to Undo This Weekend?
New York men continue to see only 1 very awesome side.
