Specifically, in the butt with your mom’s headless corpse on this goddamn lawn. Happy Father’s Day, everyone!

Last night Nic Pizzolatto, a Writer and Visionary best known for his hit HBO series True Detective, released a statement denying that he is a plagiarist. It reads as though written by a committee of lawyers, your sophomore year college boyfriend, and some kind of PR firm that specializes in making you hateful to the…

Here we go: Vince Vaughn is the latest actor rumored to be in contention for one of the four leading roles in the second season of True Detective. Deadline is reporting that Vaughn is being eyed to play the season's main villain, a role creator Nic Pizzolatto specifically wrote with the actor in mind.

True Detective is starting over next season with a new cast and a new mystery, and, until this week, the only sure thing was that Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson wouldn't be returning as the show's leads. But, in a recent interview, series creator Nic Pizzolatto revealed a little bit more.

There's a lot of plausible deniability in a situation involving three dogs and one mess, but not for this incredibly guilty pup.

The honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming. Stop reading The Family Circus. Let Billy, Dolly, Jeffy, and P.J walk hand in hand into extinction.

For weeks now, True Detective fans have feverishly shared their favorite conspiracy theories. Was the Yellow King this guy? Or was it Matthew McConaughey's Rust Cohle? Or was the killer someone more obvious, like Errol, the creepy lawnmower guy? Last night, those of us without HBO Go found out the answer. Let's…

Don't avert your eyes. (Unless you're not caught up on Game of Thrones.)

It's time (flat, circle, we're trapped in it) for the reckoning: the True Detective season finale airs tonight.

[via Noisey]

We may have a winner for #truedetectiveseason2: Joel McHale and Jim "Dean Pelton" Rash.