Christopher Buckner, 20, and her half-brother, Timothy Savoy, 25, were arrested by Effingham County, Ga. police after they admitted to having had sex three times in a tractor trailer parked outside of a church. The two apparently told the officer that they decided to have sex after watching The Notebook.

These two lovebirds are wanted in connection to the burglary of a woman's home in Santa Clarita, Ca. Someone broke through a window and stole cash, jewelry, and electronics, including the phone the couple used to take this selfie with. They were determined persons of interest by police after their selfie was found…

Joey Chestnut, a man who is very good at eating hot dogs very quickly, won his eighth Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest today. Just before he downed 61 hot dogs in 10 minutes, he proposed to his longtime girlfriend, Neslie Ricasa, who said yes. Their engagement story is now: "We got engaged at a Coney Island hot…

Lovebird visitors to the Pont des Arts, a footbridge in Paris, typically mark the occasion by fixing a padlock to its handrail and tossing the key into the Seine to symbolize their eternal devotion. Yesterday evening, police evacuated the bridge after a 2.4-meter section of railing collapsed under the weight of their…

Awww. Pop's hottest, most convincingly eternal couple, John Mayer and Katy Perry, stopped by Good Morning America to premiere their "Who You Love" video and, in the process, awkwardly suffered through their first-ever shared interview. They discussed their seating configuration woes ("We don't quite know what kind of…

As if you needed additional proof that dogs are the best, one couple is crediting their pets with helping them find true love.

Remember Mark Sanford? He was the South Carolina governor who disappeared for five days a few years back to go have sex with his Argentine mistress in Buenos Aires but told campaign aides that he was on the Appalachian Trial, doing whatever it is people do when they're on the Appalachian Trail. Anyway, it turns out…

Elaine Davidson, the world's most pierced woman, got married yesterday in Edinburgh to Douglas Watson, a balding retired civil servant. God knows how this odd couple found each other, but isn't love grand? Let's take a closer look at her outfit.

"I can't bear the woman Glenn is marrying." "Yes, I hear she's quite polarizing."

A Korean man named Lee Jin-gyu has fallen in love with and married a body pillow. And not one of those pillows that's all busted; this one's way soft. We should be outraged, but that pillow is too damn sexy.

This Seattle Craigslist ad just says it all about Tucker Max's fan base, doesn't it? The lying, the hero worship, the stunted relationship with the opposite sex.

Sunday morning brings the dawn in. I've got a restless feeling by my side. Oh, halo. It's the tabloids! Today, Lauren Conrad makes some unwise choices and Mr. Lohan makes an unwanted appearance. Read on.

If you don't feel the spirit of love in the artwork above, your heart is made of stone and your abs are likely flabby. What you see is the actual Valentine's Day present that Dave Zinczenko, editor of Men's Health and the most inspirational American next to Obama, received this year from his girlfriend, the Brit…

Craig Stevens, the clueless, probably fake aspiring Broadway actor, has a new video blog up. Girlfriend Janine is back, talking about her weight loss and displaying a strange, mysterious (and a bit fake-seeming ) sadness about living in New York ("It's tough"). But Craig totally loves the city, so far. Will this drive…

Dear singles stuck alone on Valentine's Day: Nuts to you! Tonight I will go out with my girlfriend, and then we will have sex. Please avoid watching "Lost" because if you talk about it tomorrow all your friends will realize you are lonely. Instead watch these four Valentine's Day videos on the web.

For those of you who haven't met him, Biblically or otherwise, last week we introduced you to the greatest Casanova of all time, Paul "Jenkem" Janka. One of our intrepid readers took it upon themselves to begin a textual relationship with him. Something we learned is that Janka plays "Would you rather..." quite well …