@TheUptightMidwesterner: I think they may be filming the Silver Doe chapter where the Horcrux taunts Ron with images of Harry and Hermione embracing. Riddle-Harry and Riddle-Hermione (as they're referred to in the text) do kiss. It doesn't say anything about them being naked though.
Oh, hell. Here's the text: "Who wouldn't prefer him, what woman would take you, you are nothing, nothing, nothing to him," crooned Riddle-Hermione, and she stretched like a snake and entwined herself around Riddle-Harry, wrapping him in a close embrace: Their lips met.
Well remember that Goldie Hawn does return to hometown Washington, DC periodically to break into the house where she grew up and "just walk around and look." I bet she's real comfy with girl-talk. #alexrodriguez
@The Dewd: Is it just me, or does all of this A-Rod-as-centaur talk remind anyone else of an imprisoned Will Ferrell drawing Starsky & Hutch as dragons? #alexrodriguez
Aaaah Rhianna. I realize maybe your tiny, stupid child's brain can't quite grind its way through this problem with it's tiny little retarded child brain metaphorical hands, but:
Fame = people pay attention whatever you do.
You = famous.
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You = people pay attention to whatever you do. #alexrodriguez
@Pope John Peeps II: My sympathy level is greater lowered now that I realize Rhianna is discussing this tragic/painful/devastating incident in conjunction with her new album release. #alexrodriguez
@Island of Misfit Toys: When life gives you lemons, you carefully contrive those lemons into a situation where you can generate sympathy for yourself, then you take the lemon rinds and squeeze them even more by demanding sympathy for having your shame publicly sympathized-with. #alexrodriguez
PS: Just what the world needs, a fucking DJ AM shoe line. Because nobody knows shoes like a gastric-bypassed drug addict. Put it on the shelf next to Paris Hilton's 52-Piece Wrench Set and the Dr. Phil Catamaran.
@NigelAstydameia: To be fair, I found myself standing next to him during an LCD Soundsystem set at Lollapalooza a few years ago, and he was wearing really, really awesome shoes. I told him that they were awesome, and he looked at me snottily.
But to Chris, a slap in the face is no big deal, so maybe he meant it like "Yeah, that show was a slap in the face ('got my attention.') I'll have to beat the fucking crap out of Oprah ('talk to her about it') next time I see that fat bitch ('weight challenged TV host')."
Note to Chris Brown: "Slap in face" -- not the best phrase, is it?
Was it more like a headlock? Or maybe a punch in the face? Oh, wait. You only dish those out, so you don't really know what they're like.
@Novaload Is Just Plain Novaload Again: Chris Brown should be looking over his shoulder... I mean, shit, has anyone seen or heard from Stedman in like 9 years...? He's probably buried out back of the Harpo Studios between a couple of old cocker spaniels...
Oprah annoys me. Yes, I said it. She's grating and irritating and her power reign over (the world) is almost silly. She has a talk show. and. that. is. all. So I could care less that he made a comment about her. I'm more inclined to think that Chris Brown shouldn't be talking about how upset he was after hearing the reaction, no matter the source, to his domestic violence issues.
Own your problems. Get help. Grow up. And be quiet, stupid boy.
Chris Brown, the kid is done. Look at the list of enemies Oprah has laid to rest, James Frey, the Texas cattle industry and Hilary Clinton. Each one is bigger than the next. The Oprah will probably send Gayle King to finish him after the long weekend.
Taye Diggs's and Idina Menzel's son is named Walker, not Walter. And damn, if that kid can't sing or act, it might be a bigger embarrassment than it might've been if Shiloh were born unattractive.
@Atilla the Bun: I suspect the pastel sweater and bow tie combo was supposed to make him look young and harmless, like a kindergartener posing for school pictures. (Still no word on when and why men in the R&B and hip-hop world decided Palm Beach hausfrau earrings were a necessary badass accessory.)
I'm bored with Chris Brown, and I couldn't care less about his hurt feelings. I know there are plenty of other talented people who can, (and will) replace him, who don't choose to knock around women. He had it all and he threw it away. It's an old story. Yawn.
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Oh, hell. Here's the text:
"Who wouldn't prefer him, what woman would take you, you are nothing, nothing, nothing to him," crooned Riddle-Hermione, and she stretched like a snake and entwined herself around Riddle-Harry, wrapping him in a close embrace: Their lips met.
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Word on the street is A-Rod isn't the only one to commission one of these Centaur portraits lately... #alexrodriguez
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Fame = people pay attention whatever you do.
You = famous.
Therefore.
You = people pay attention to whatever you do. #alexrodriguez
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He didn't seem very nice.
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Was it more like a headlock? Or maybe a punch in the face? Oh, wait. You only dish those out, so you don't really know what they're like.
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Own your problems. Get help. Grow up. And be quiet, stupid boy.
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Message to his idiot publicist: There's a reason most male defendants at criminal trials and mourners at funerals are dressed in dark suits and ties.
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Time to slink away into obscurity now.