Gilbert Gottfried Dropped as Aflac Duck After Terrible Tsunami Jokes
The voice behind the unequivocally irritating Aflac duck, Gilbert Gottfried, has been canned by the insurance company following a series of ill-advised jokes he tweeted (quacked?) about Japan this weekend.
Young Woman Thanks God for Atheist-Killing Tsunami
A delightful young YouTube psychopath, user tamtampamela, has recorded a video in which she praises her bloodthirsty Christian god for killing all those atheist Japanese. This falls roughly in the same category as all the Facebook statusers who cited Pearl Harbor as a reason for not giving aid to the tsunami relief…
Street-Level Footage of a Japanese Town Washing Away
It seems like each new video to come out of Japan's tsunami is more harrowing than the last, and this is the worst we've seen: a six-minute video taken from the street as the tsunami literally washes a town away. James MacWhyte, an American living in Tokyo, posted this video to Facebook.
A Shocking Ground-Level View of the Tsunami
As terrifying as they are, most videos from Japan's tsunami released so far were taken at the relatively reassuring level of a hovering helicopter or high-rise-mounted security camera. Here's video taken from a Sendai Airport terminal as the tsunami approaches and washes away cars in the parking lot directly below.…
California Man Swept Away by Tsunami
The Japanese earthquake is having truly global effects. Rescue workers are searching for a California man who was washed into the sea by a tsunami when he was trying to take pictures of the incoming wave in northern California. Four others were swept off an Oregon beach earlier today, but managed to make it back to…
Update: The Latest Earthquake and Tsunami News
Japan is still trying to account for the total damage from last night's devastating 8.9 magnitude earthquake and ensuing tsunami. The death toll is still rising, and, ominously, there may be a radiation leak at one of the country's largest nuclear reactors. Meanwhile on the other side of the Pacific, tsunami waves…
Tsunami-Scared Lindsay Lohan Has Evacuated Herself
Concerned her beachside pad might get hit by a tsunami, Lindsay Lohan has evacuated herself and temporarily moved inland to the Peninsula Hotel. What is she in Twilight now? And doesn't she have bigger concerns at the moment?
The Latest Earthquake and Tsunami News
Japan continues to uncover the full extent of the devastation from this morning's massive earthquake; meanwhile, tsunami waves head towards the West Coast of the U.S., and South America. The latest news updates are below.
No Major Damage Reported as Tsunami Hits Hawaii
The first tsunami waves generated from this morning's massive earthquake near Japan have now reached the Hawaiian islands. So far, everyone appears to be safe. The word from the Honolulu Star-Advertiser:
Hereafter: Look How Pretty It Is When Matt Damon's Sad
Here's a trailer for Hereafter, Clint Eastwood's supernatural sadness movie about Matt Damon the grieving, reluctant psychic and the various emotionally damaged characters he refuses to help (but, yeah, decides to help eventually). It looks... oddly compelling?
At Least 34 Dead After Samoa Earthquake Spawns Tsunami
This is too bad: at least 34 people are dead after an 8.0 underwater earthquake spawned monstrous waves that struck Samoa and American Samoa. Hawaii's shitting its pants because authorities worry water will head their way. We would, too. [MSNBC]

