May people never stop saying things wrong on television. It's way too much fun.

This footage of KTVU's Heather Holmes' nose unleashing a torrent of snot on her face as she reports on Miley Cyrus' Monday show in Oakland is great for the snot alone. But what makes it a moment of perfect television is that Holmes begins the intro to her report by saying, "People are just now starting to trickle…

This is a perfect moment of television: Kathie Lee Gifford provided the set and then Elaine Stritch spiked an F-bomb right in her face earlier on the Today show.

After CNN aired the latest segment of its ongoing "Gone to Pot" series on marijuana legalization in Colorado, many were quick to note that anchor and correspondent Randi Kaye looked more like an active partaker than merely a passive witness to history (skip to 4:30 if you're short on time).

A Salt Lake City reporter has filed an under-the-wire addition to the 2013 news blooper reel — and it's a doozy.

With a DVR in every home and a YouTube account in every computer, it's become impossible for news bloopers to go unnoticed.

It was 10:24 p.m. on a Saturday night, and KSN's weekend news anchor Justin Kraemer just wanted to get the fuck out of there. So he told his coworkers as much. While still on the air. With a hot mic.

Awww. Pop's hottest, most convincingly eternal couple, John Mayer and Katy Perry, stopped by Good Morning America to premiere their "Who You Love" video and, in the process, awkwardly suffered through their first-ever shared interview. They discussed their seating configuration woes ("We don't quite know what kind of…

Award-winner Wichita anchor/reporter Justin Kraemer has been in the business a long time, so it's understandable that working the weekend shift isn't exactly his cup of tea.

The threat of an impending hurricane wasn't enough to scare the pants off these two buff German dudes, but they were more than happy to remove their shirts and do a sexy dance for news cameras during a live storm update.

A general assignment reporter for Detroit's Local 4 News was having trouble getting her earpiece (IFB) to work during this morning's newscast, so she attempted to fix the problem by angrily shouting "I can't get this fucking in there" with a live news camera rolling beside her.

It's being called "the most embarrassing performance in the history of Polish television," which may or many not actually say much, but there's no doubt this is horrible, even by non-Polish standards.

For the past 13 years, South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have prided themselves on being able to turn episodes around in exactly six days, and deliver them to Comedy Central just hours before they're set to air.

As consummately professional as Stephen Colbert might be, even he isn't fully immune to the hilarity of the character he plays on TV.

A weatherman who apparently needed to be taught not to eat things you find on the floor learned that lesson the hilarious way today when he accidentally ate his own cat's vomit on live television.

Because watching people get scared is fun, and the "I like turtles" kid always deserves a revisiting.

During last night's episode of Once Upon a Time, ABC picked a very curious time to remind its viewers of the show's upcoming spin-off, Once Upon a Time in Wonderland.

Talk about NSFW: With news anchors doing all they can not to say the word "penis" on the air, you'd think the least their production staff could do is avoid flashing a giant penis on the screen behind them.

Casual banter about dogs between morning anchors on Birmingham's CBS 42 turned inadvertently kinky after Gina Redmond kicked the conversation over to meteorologist Mark Prater with a question about his "little wiener."

Did he get caught where he wasn't supposed to be on live TV? Is this a bit? Is it real? Is it fake? Does it matter when the shuffle is this great?