We apologize for being so drunk on our own power and popularity that we had blackouts about the last time we did this. We're going to quit someday, hand to God! Just don't ask us to go cold turkey. We just have to get through 2012, and then hand to God! Is it hot in here?
Are they STILL using the term "homicide bomber"? News flash Fox: *all* people who try to kill others with bombs are "homicide bombers". The reason "suicide bombers" get a different name is because they kill *themselves* too. I mean, what the hell?
@Cicada: Actually, the wingnuts are down with the French right now because Sarkozy is trying to outlaw the burqa. All it takes is a little xenophobia and racism to get back in good with the wingnuts.
@BettyCrocker: Kittens with guns or lesbians with guns?
I must admit liking the mental picture of the first option even more than the second.
So long as we draw the line at giving them mines. Because I'M the one in the house with kitty-litter duty, and the job is unpleasant enough as is.
Sometime during that conflict meant to retain the south like a burst appendix within the union for some reason, there was a convening of the brigade commanders of that breakaway contingent within the tent of one General Lee. There was much discussed and agreed upon by stately men in sober mien, whereupon they all broke up and headed for their units.
War stories are very exciting, aren't they?
Anyway, Lee received a blizzard of dispatches from one of his generals long before that worthy could have reached his outfit demanding instant reinforcements in great numbers or else all would be lost.
Lee considered it. Simply as a loss of nerve. All generals in panic mode demand ever more resources and troops. Never has it been enough, not at Antietam, not at Dien Ben Phu, and it won't be at News Corpse. #peggynoonan
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If it's happening live, then newscasts put "LIVE" on the screen, not "Happening Now".
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Why start apologizing now?
Perhaps what they're trying to say is;
"All those other times other than the last two? We meant to mislead you."
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I must admit liking the mental picture of the first option even more than the second.
So long as we draw the line at giving them mines. Because I'M the one in the house with kitty-litter duty, and the job is unpleasant enough as is.
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#tips
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War stories are very exciting, aren't they?
Anyway, Lee received a blizzard of dispatches from one of his generals long before that worthy could have reached his outfit demanding instant reinforcements in great numbers or else all would be lost.
Lee considered it. Simply as a loss of nerve. All generals in panic mode demand ever more resources and troops. Never has it been enough, not at Antietam, not at Dien Ben Phu, and it won't be at News Corpse. #peggynoonan
11/13/09
Considering that these yahoos haven't been right about anything since Kurt Cobain's dental experiment, this is in fact a Good Thing. #peggynoonan