Octomom Might Be Sued for Neglecting Stripper Duties
Nadya Suleman, or Octomom as she's still fondly labeled, is being threatened with legal action from T's Lounge, a classy strip joint in West Palm Beach, Florida. Suleman was scheduled to perform July 11-14, but she canceled her limited engagement earlier this month.
Will Facebook Crush an Anonymous Social Network?
If Facebook had its way, nothing on Earth would be called a "book" without its explicit permission. Now, Mark Zuckerberg's Big Blue Death Star is setting up for a potential trademark showdown with Anonybook, an Anonymous-themed social network with a familiar name.
Jennifer Love Hewitt Gets a Digital Breast Reduction In Client List Ads
Last night's premier of The Client List, Lifetime's made-for-TV-movie-turned-made-for-TV-show, saw Jennifer Love Hewitt scampering about in lacy lingerie giving handjobs. It's interesting then, that a show whose plot centers around Happy Endings would opt for a more modest promotional ad.
Chinese Twitter Rumor of the Day: Armed Coup In China!
Last time we checked in on the Chinese microblogosphere, it was alight with false rumors that Kim Jong-Un had been assassinated in a violent North Korean coup. Now (probably equally fake) rumors of a military-backed coup that tried to take down president Hu Jintao are blowing up on Chinese microblogs. (Above is a…
Did Twitter Want the Millennium's Worst Merger?
The former CEO of Time Warner famously called his company's merger with AOL the "worst deal of the century." But at least that was a combination of two profitable companies. The takeover we heard Twitter wanted to complete with Tumblr is far more baffling.
The First 18 Years of Justin Bieber, The Boy Who Exited the Womb a Pop Star
Canadian pop gremlin Justin Bieber turned 18 today, much to the delight of thousands of creepy older women who made jokes about having sex with him on Twitter. Now is a good time to take a definitive look back at the 18 years that made Justin Bieber a star.
French President Forced to Hide in Bar After Angry Mob Grows Unruly
French President Nicolas Sarkozy was forced to seek refuge in a bar after a crowd grew increasingly hostile, the BBC reports. Carla Bruni's husband had been campaigning in the Basque town of Bayonne when he was met by hundreds of angry protesters who shouted boos and threw eggs at him. Riot police were needed to guide…
New Jersey Town Revolts Against Parking Stations That Require Extra Minute of Walking
The residents of Bayonne, New Jersey are unusually fond of their old school parking meters — or so they discovered after city officials installed parking pay stations in lieu of the coin meters in hopes of being able to fit more cars on the street. The problem? The stations require vehicle owners to walk an additional…
The Crying, Spying, and Shit Lists That Built FarmVille
As a rule, you'd best avoid peering behind the scenes of your favorite online pastime; you probably won't like what you find. Drill into the backstory of "Mafia Wars" creator Zynga, for example, and you'll find a sweatshop where ruthless managers closely monitor the performance of even cafeteria workers, and where…
The Man Who Tried to Seize Facebook Is Basically Ruined
Facebook's lawyers submitted evidence this week showing Paul Ceglia submitted forged evidence in an effort to lay claim to half of the social networking giant.

