Horny Old Man May One Day Forget Night with Teen Twins, But Cops Won't
A horny old New Yorker's fantasy date with teenage twin sisters relieved him of a large sum of money as well as his ambulatory freedom last month, and though his memory of the affair may fade, the night will live forever thanks to a Penthouse-worthy police report.
Thatz Not Okay: Can I Use My Roomie's Toothbrush to Clean The Drain?
About a year ago I moved into an apartment with two other long-haired girls and we made a cleaning schedule to keep everything in order. A few months in, I started getting complaints that when it was my turn to clean the bathroom, I did not remove the hairs that accumulate on the drain. I explained that this was…
These Rare Newborn "Mono Mono" Twins Held Hands Just After Birth
Identical twins are rare, but monoamniotic identical twins, who share the same amniotic sac and placenta, are even more so—they make up just 1% of all twin pregnancies. That's why everyone is so excited that a lucky Ohio mom gave birth Friday to a pair of "mono mono" twins who clutched each other's hands as doctors…
Woman Wants to Marry Man Serving Time for Killing Her Twin Sister
A woman in Argentina is being called "psychologically ill" by her mother for announcing her intention to marry the man convicted of murdering her twin sister.
‘Mitt’ and ‘Barack’ Are Brothers Now. Not ‘Brothas’ Like Romney Might Say, Then Feel Nervous About. Real Brothers.
A 20-year-old mother in Kenya who gave birth to twin boys on the day of the U.S. Presidential election has named her sons Barack and Mitt, after the United States president and a model of a robot briefly manufactured in the 1940s as a companion for lonely children.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Confirms: Twins Sequel is On
At the Expendables 2 panel at Comic-Con yesterday, actor-turned-governor-turned-actor Arnold Schwarzenegger confirmed to the world that the rumored sequel to his 1988 movie Twins is officially on.
Fox News Confuses Tina Fey with Sarah Palin
Fox News accidentally revealed its deepest, darkest secret yesterday: The public figure known as "Sarah Palin" is actually an elaborate comedy sketch by Tina Fey. This clip from America's News HQ, in which Palin employer/promoter Fox News illustrates a Palin story with an image from Fey's Saturday Night Live Palin…
When Sarah Palin Met Her Clone
Q. How many Sarah Palins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Two! One to wander around the country devouring babies indiscriminately on a large-scale media-whoring expedition, and another to confront the first on a Boston street corner with vaguely threatening intimations that this meeting won't be their last.…
Mariah Carey Gives Birth to Twins
Glitter star Mariah Carey gave birth to twins—a girl and a boy—on Saturday, her fourth wedding anniversary with her husband, the guy from All That. Neither child has yet been named. Like most expecting parents, the couple drove to the hospital in their Rolls-Royce Phantom; according to Carey's publicist Cindi Berger,…
Winklevoss Can't Talk About Girls Without Giggling
"Did a lot of girls contact you and your brother after the movie?" Newsweek asked Social Network villain Tyler Winklevoss. His response was a series of flustered giggles and awkward stammering.
Mysterious Twin Sister Shooting Was Bizarre Suicide Pact
The riddle-like tale of traveling twin sisters who shot each other simultaneously, leaving police unable to figure out which had died and which survived, has gotten stranger: The women, who were in Colorado for "cultural exchange," were obsessed with Columbine.
Jimmy Kimmel Creates a Virtual Twin for The Social Network's Armie Hammer
Here's a little-known fact about The Social Network: One dude (Armie Hammer) played both Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss. The twins that auditioned for that part must be so pissed! So then, on last night's Kimmel were we seeing double?

