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    06:13 PM

    In reply to Jenny Sanford's Six-Step Guide to Capitalizing on Disgraced Politican Pussyhound Husbands
    You forgot the Empowering Singalong... female independence is never attained without an Empowering Singalong.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    06:10 PM

    In reply to Jenny Sanford's Six-Step Guide to Capitalizing on Disgraced Politican Pussyhound Husbands
    Devil's Advocate: Is it better or worse (for his wife or in the general concept) that Gov. Sanford 'fell in love' with another woman instead of just hooking up with the random skanky 'ho' like politicians usually do?
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    06:25 PM

    @Lysergic Asset: Well, if the ex-wife of the ex-Governor of New Jersey is anything to by, either of those options is better than having said husband cheat with a man.
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    Image of BowlingForDollars BowlingForDollars
    06:09 PM

    In reply to Jenny Sanford's Six-Step Guide to Capitalizing on Disgraced Politican Pussyhound Husbands
    I hope Elin Woods is reading this post.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    11:51 AM

    In reply to Pulp Fiction Screenwriter Tweets From Jail, Ends Up Re-Imprisoned
    I will not reply directly to the comment about prison sex, because I do not wish to promote it. Suffice it to say that not all gay men enjoy musical theater, and men who have sex with men don’t even necessarily identify as gay.

    I would happily fuck your ass by way of experiment/charity—if you could first be in touch with some pics, etc.
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    Image of lukeoneil47 lukeoneil47
    12:06 PM

    @iplaudius: Everyone loves a prison rape joke. Not sure why though.
    [putthatshitonthelist.blogspot.com]
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    Image of oudemia oudemia
    12:13 PM

    @iplaudius: Prison rape jokes are very near the top of The List of Things About Which Oudemia Is Now Entirely Humorless.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    12:58 PM

    @oudemia: @lukeoneil47: Prison rape jokes are inherently misogynist and homophobic. The misogynist premise: rape can be an acceptable punishment that the victim deserves. The homophobic premise: man-on-man sex is bad, degrading, and funny.
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    01:50 PM

    @iplaudius: fuckingoldman, the guy in that picture is hiding a pathetic frame under all that hair and all those layers. I would wipe the floor with him. What is he, like a buck forty on a good day? OH, BUT HE HAS A MOTORCYCLE. Well then.

    Men rape. Generally women. That’s why it’s generally misogynist to make general statements justifying rape.

    Homosexuals are men who like to have sex with men and are capable of romantic love with men. Sticking your dick in a vagina doesn’t make you straight any more than fucking an ass in prison makes you gay.
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    02:58 PM

    @iplaudius: Look, perhaps we got off on the wrong foot. My aunt was killed six years ago by a drunk driver and the guy who hit her got a three year sentence. That's total bullshit. He should've gotten the death sentence, and yes I mean that seriously. I believe in capital punishment. This fucker got one year work release! Try to imagine how you would feel about that if it was your mother that he killed. So he gets this absurd sentence and then makes light of it by twittering like he's in San Quentin or something. I'll change my original statement, he doesn't need to be raped, he needs to be stabbed and left to bleed to death somewhere.

    Until you've lost somebody due to someone's negligence you don't know how you'll react. Besides my aunt being killed, my son was killed in a horrible accident last year where somebody was completely careless. I can't go into details about it because there is a lawsuit pending. Even if we win the lawsuit my son is gone and the prick responsible is still walking around a free man. I still don't know what I will do even if we do win the lawsuit. Giving somebody money in exchange for a loved ones life is not a fair exchange by any means. Again, I didn't mean to make this personal with you, but when somebody dies I can relate to the story and look for true justice to be served.
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    Image of Seeräuber Jenny Seeräuber Jenny
    02:59 PM

    @iplaudius: A couple of years ago I was talking to a gay guy who'd done four years in a state prison (He said he'd been railroaded; I have no idea.). I asked whether sexual assault was a big problem for gay men. He claimed it wasn't; he said that gay men in prison are usually more than happy to have consensual sex. He said the real issue was straight men raping other straight men, in particular, black men assaulting smaller white men. (We're both African American). I was taken aback and asked why.

    Payback, he said.

    Then, because he was outrageous and wanted to freak me out, he started to act out a prison rape.

    But to get to the point, heterosexual men do rape other straight men in prison.
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    Image of D2theMatthews D2theMatthews
    03:15 PM

    @iplaudius: Be careful, that's Justin Bobby from the Hills.
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    05:08 PM

    @fuckingoldman: I'm so sorry to hear about what you've been through. I'm glad you're able to see past that and recognize that certain kinds of punishment are barbaric, no matter what the crime was. My concern in such a case isn't even so much for the rights of the accused, it's for what kind of society I want to be a part of.
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    05:51 PM

    @MissNormaDesmond: Thank you. I sent you a private message explaining a little bit about where I'm coming from. I'm with you on the whole society thing, but how do we fix it? (rhetorical question) I am open to listening to all suggestions, and am always willing to say I was wrong if that's the case.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11:40 AM

    In reply to Pulp Fiction Screenwriter Tweets From Jail, Ends Up Re-Imprisoned
    I just want to know how he has access to the web in prison.

    and, uh, pube sheets? ick.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    11:37 AM

    In reply to Pulp Fiction Screenwriter Tweets From Jail, Ends Up Re-Imprisoned
    James Frey says only wannabes and pretenders get exposed by the LAT. Big-timers make it all the way to Oprah.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    09:08 AM

    In reply to Pulp Fiction Screenwriter Tweets From Jail, Ends Up Re-Imprisoned
    He and Quentin are now going to be able to write an awesome screenplay for Chained Heat 5.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    06:00 AM

    In reply to Pulp Fiction Screenwriter Tweets From Jail, Ends Up Re-Imprisoned
    wow.. 1 year in prison and 5 years probation for vehicular manslaughter. being an academy award winner means much more than the little man statue!
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    03:30 AM

    In reply to Pulp Fiction Screenwriter Tweets From Jail, Ends Up Re-Imprisoned
    Oh, shut the fuck up. You killed someone and you're bitching about having to do time like everybody else, and trying to make like some kind of hero who spoke truth to power? Christ, I hate Hollywood people. Each day I exult in no longer having anything to do with the movie business.
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    Image of bboston88 bboston88
    08:02 AM

    @MissNormaDesmond: I was briefly in this business as a lowly worker. I can't believe I ever did it. The people are all kinds of horrible and I look back on the experience with disgust. I couldn't give a shit what this guy says, he killed someone and, agreed, needs to shut the fuck up already.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    08:43 AM

    @MissNormaDesmond: Duly hearted.
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    Image of Stream Of Consciousness Stream Of Consciousness
    11:23 AM

    @MissNormaDesmond: Agreed!
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    02:28 AM

    In reply to Pulp Fiction Screenwriter Tweets From Jail, Ends Up Re-Imprisoned
    How do people tweet from jail anyway? When new inmates are admitted nowadays, are they issued their prison stripes, a toothbrush, and a BlackBerry?
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    Image of Colander Colander
    02:38 AM

    @Claire Buoyant: I asked myself this, and I surmised there must be a computer lab where they have the internet and can tweet from the actual Twitter site like poor people do.

    jk, but seriously, that's what I assume is the case.
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    02:19 AM

    In reply to Pulp Fiction Screenwriter Tweets From Jail, Ends Up Re-Imprisoned
    I just want to know... Where's the watch?
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    11/24/09

    In reply to Tweets on Ice: Dispatches from Jail in 140 Characters or Less
    That OJ tweet is so bogus. All LA peeps know that OJ was a Pioneer Chicken man.
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    11/24/09

    In reply to Tweets on Ice: Dispatches from Jail in 140 Characters or Less
    The interestingness of PrisonTweets sure to drop considerably after the Corrections Board mandates 100-character canned warning every 15 seconds stating, "This Tweet Comes From Imprisoned Inmate of the State of California Corrections System".
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/24/09

    In reply to Tweets on Ice: Dispatches from Jail in 140 Characters or Less
    I once bitched on Twitter about the skanky dude at the web cafe who surfed porn all day. Not only did said dude jump a MILE in his chair when that post went out, but two cops walked in and checked him and his monitor over a few minutes later. Sadly, he'd switched to Amazon.com or something.
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    Image of k122n k122n
    11/24/09

    @raincoaster: are you saying both the perv and the cops follow you on twitter? i'm trying to think of all the reasons this might be, and none of them are good
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/24/09

    @k122n: Yes, both the cops and the perv were following me on Twitter. But only the cops show up at the Tweetups.
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    Image of Shadowlayer Shadowlayer
    11/24/09

    In reply to Twitter-to-Book Phenomenon Reaches Bottom of the Barrel with Self-Publishing
    First one to send me a book with his/her tweet farts gets a bullet between the eyes...

    Kidding, you'll get a golf ball (NRA took my gun, said I was "unstable"...)
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