More like loser bowl. Too soft and boring—hard to watch. Terrible for ratings. Not like DONALD TRUMP!

For a while this afternoon, the people running the respective social media accounts of Hillary Clinton and Bernie sanders tweeted some things about each other’s candidate of choice. A small number of people saw them and were amused or irritated, but most people didn’t. None of it will make any difference on February…

In a tweet that existed only briefly, like a soap bubble in a toilet bowl, Donald Trump just accused Ted Cruise of illegally winning the Iowa caucus, which is to say Ted Cruz broke the law.

Earlier today, Buzzfeed’s Andrew Kaczynski and Megan Apper published a list of the 49 “best” tweets sent by Donald Trump Jr., the 38-year-old son of Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. It is a thorough list, featuring a large number of entertaining tweets on a variety of topics. But 49 is a lot of tweets.…

This tweet, from the official account of casual footwear brand Crocs, has been deleted, but its inspiration will live on forever.

A Jewish-Israeli junior at a high school in New Jersey became the center of an uproar on Twitter yesterday after she live-tweeted a trip to the principal’s office. According to her own secret recordings, it all started because of the sixteen-year-old’s anti-Zionist tweets.

Twitter suggested today that I follow @KristinDaily, an account associated with the Kristin Cavallari fan site KristinCavallariDaily.com. Makes sense, I guess. Upon further inspection, however, it appears that neither @KristinDaily nor KristinCavallariDaily.com is actually updated on a daily basis.…

Jeb! Bush, lover of all things tech and all things cool, really does not love jerks. In fact, he hates them so much that, as of this writing, he has officially begun the War on Jerks™.

As selected by the staff of Gawker. These tweets are terrible, man.

The Twitter of Cher, which consists mainly of a frantic jumbles of exclamation points and emojis, is always a joy to watch, and even more so when a presidential candidate is involved.

Erick Erickson—the influential conservative blogger, Atlanta-area radio host, and Fox News talking head—published a curious claim on Twitter this past Monday, which marked the 74th anniversary of the Imperial Japanese Navy’s coordinated attack on Hawaii’s Pearl Harbor in 1941. “Growing up, I remember my parents never…

Bakersfield, California news station KGET, known far and wide as a bastion of objective journalism, took the time out on Monday to get a “man on the street” perspective of the vile torrent of racism spewing forth from Donald Trump’s mouth hole.

Behold, a holiday miracle: Democrats and Republicans can be agree! Donald Trump, a man as unifying as he is orange, has given us all a reason to get along.

The above is Donald Trump’s reaction to the backlash after he tweeted out a race-baiting image that featured a mess of wildly erroneous stats on race and crime.

Perpetual embarrassment Donald Trump can look almost thoughtful next to his rock-solid, occasionally violent base of racist voters. Except, of course, when he doesn’t. Like this afternoon, for instance, when Donald Trump tweeted out a patently false, race-baiting image just one day after his supporters tried to beat…

Jim Webb, a man who once watched the light go out in another man’s eyes after shooting him full of lead, is very excited for what he’s getting this holiday season.

“Instead of silence or helpfulness, social media pukes out stupidity, virtue-signaling and vicarious ‘enjoyment’...of a terrible tragedy by people thousands of miles away, for whom the event is just a meme they will participate in for a couple of days, then let fade into their timeline.”

After getting booted from yesterday’s debates for his low numbers, South Carolina Senator and seersucker suit come-to-life Lindsey Graham (who is currently polling at a solid 0.0%) decided to do what any of us do in the face of rejection: Get drunk and whine to our friends on social media. And since Graham’s BFF is…

Jeb Bush certainly did push through plenty of education reform during his time as Florida governor. Although, he seems to have forgotten to mention the results of all of his ostensible achievements. Namely that while Florida’s graduation rate was already low when Jeb entered office, by the time he finished his two…

Back in the wild west days of file sharing, and for a moment all too brief, Kazaa reigned king. And thanks to a recently reinvigorated Twitter account, we’re reminded of the complete and utter mess that was our Kazaa-fueled Winamp queue. So for the sake of nostalgia, we ask you: What are some of your best (which is to…