Popularly “elected” U.S. “president” Baracs Obama has been living on the taxpayer dime for seven long years now—nice work, if you’re shameless enough to get it (by hook or by crook). Today: evidence that even the “Commander in Thief” is a delusional old fool.
Wise but sassy grandmother Tyler Perry said this week that he'd never heard of renowned director David Fincher and never would have acted in the Gone Girl movie if he'd known it was so mainstream.
What would Tyler Perry Presents Tyler Perry's Jesus™, starring Tyler Perry, do? We're probably about to find out, because the omnipresent creator of the Madea franchise now controls the trademark on "What Would Jesus Do?"
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"Me, I'm into ass whooping, but I don't have kids," says Tyler Perry. He's talking about parenting (I think), but this begs the question: Gee, Mr. Perry, what else are you into?
In the spirit of this weekend's smash hits: fuck you, Pixar.
For the first time in a month, The Hunger Games is not the number one movie this weekend. That spot belongs to Think Like a Man, an ensemble romantic comedy based on a Steve Harvey self-help book. But the dystopian teen thriller wasn't even number two — instead, the charm of Zac Efron and the inexplicable appeal of…
Racquel Bailey wants nothing more than a chance to be Tyler Perry's "next leading lady."
The guy can certainly whip up a crowd.
Are our dreams of Princess Cocktail Waitress premature? Perhaps! Also, Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively spend birthday time together and Jennifer Lopez has an on-stage breakdown. Sunday gossip is waiting to hear back from Tyler Perry about the role of "Judith's other coworker."
On tonight's South Park, the kids held a comedy awards show that parodied the one Comedy Central recently debuted. The best thing about the episode, though, was a subplot involving the endlessly annoying—and even more endlessly present—Tyler Perry.
America's most polarizing actress has been cast in another project, one that's sure to be issuey. What will people say? Also today: a good actress joins a hopefully good movie, more Hunger Games casting news, and some good and some bad for HBO.
Yes, it's Hunger Games time again, and the Ryan-Quaid offspring is one of today's selected tributes. Also today: The Good Wife keeps on a good character, Christopher Nolan keeps on some good actors, Demi Lovato bows out of Disney, and Isla Fisher heads to West Egg.
In an alternate universe, viewers all across the world saw something very different from Colin Firth and Geoffrey Rush's dramatic portrayal a King and his speech therapist: Tyler Perry's The President's Speech, starring Mike Tyson and the actual George W.
Yes, the melodrama comedian guy is going a very different route for his next movie. Also today: the mother of all apocalypse yarns is on its way to the big screen, while The Kennedys finds a home on the small.
It's true. Just look at the top two movies this weekend. The one for the kids who are already here handily beat out the one about a kid that's on its way. So that proves it.
Today, Thandie Newton visited The View to promote Tyler Perry's For Colored Girls. After Joy Behar noted that Newton was cast after Mariah Carey—subject of rampant pregnancy speculation—dropped out, Newton explained why: "[Carey] is pregnant." Oops? Video inside.
[Kerry Washington, one of the stars of Tyler Perry's poorly reviewed movie adaptation of the play "For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is Enuf", in New York. Photo via Splash]
He really would. So he gave him a bigger part. Also today: good Jane Lynch news, good Frances McDormand news, good video game news, and baaaad talk show news. Like, really bad.
Ever wonder how Tyler PerryM= "Winston Jerome" became so successful? He has a formula, as described by the lovable characters of The Boondocks. It all makes sense now. Praise Jesus!
