Walmart Made This Sign

A Walmart employee sends us this photo of a sign posted in a Walmart store, instructing employees on the finer points of the new Walmart dress code. "The followin positions can wear blue or black denim jeans"

A Walmart employee sends us this photo of a sign posted in a Walmart store, instructing employees on the finer points of the new Walmart dress code. "The followin positions can wear blue or black denim jeans"

Here is a very special citation from the Pulitzer committee.
Sometimes, apparently, according to the Spokane, Wash., Spokesman-Review's Paul Turner. Something about digital alarm clocks?
According to an NBC affiliate in Birmingham, Alabama, Paula Deen was fried for using racial slurs, not fired, like everyone else is reporting. Of course, it's an easy mistake to make since Deen is so often associated with fried food, though the affiliate gets bonus points for also spelling her name incorrectly.
The fervent patriots over at E! Online took a bold stance against monarchical rule today, captioning an otherwise bland Windsor family update with an elegantly-scripted logo reading "Die Royals." [Update: The typo has been fixed and now reads "The Royals." Alles klar.]
UPDATED Is this a typo? Please say this is a typo. Middleton-approved fashion house Temperley London is selling "Latino Leather Trousers" on its website. Production description:
As if you have any lingering doubts, let them now be put to rest — as Fox News can confrim [sic] with 100% certainty that Usama Bin Landen is dead. [Fox News]
To most of Maoist New York, which finds even the word "America" distasteful, the Avenue of the Americas is just Sixth Avenue. Not so for the patriotic folks at News Corp (parent company of Fox News, The Wall Street Journal, and the New York Post)! No, the News Corp building is located, according to the signage on its…
Last week, we all mourned the untimely passing of Knut—the adorable polar bear (and Deutsche Vanity Fair cover-cub) born to a Berlin zoo back in 2006. Less missed, however, will be Knut's lesser-known den-mate, Kunt—a short-tempered female described by staff and zoo visitors as being "generally unpleasant to be…
In your trenchant Thursday media column: Glenn Beck apologizes for something, Slate in Palin Cunt scandal, AOL execs make way for Arianna, Yahoo grabs a Politico writer, and a Katie Couric career check-in.
Wet Seal is selling a T-shirt that reads, "If Your Single, So Am I." We've all been known to make typos, but didn't the company check the shirt before manufacturing thousands of them? Not that illiterate teenagers care either way.
In case there was any confusion: "This blog post originally stated that one in three black men who have sex with me is HIV positive. In fact, the statistic applies to black men who have sex with men."
Lady Gaga ran into a Politico reporter at a restaurant in the East Village. She signed a copy of the paper "Repeal DADT," but—wait—what is the word preceding those ones? That doesn't say "Cenate," does it? Updated!
Silly Alaska Sen. Lisa Murkowski, having lost her re-election primary, is now running a write-in campaign. Her job is ensure that voters can spell "Murkowski" correctly. This is difficult — especially when her own ad misspells her name.
Rep. Michele Bachmann, founder of the House Tea Party Caucus, is now starting a political action committee, Michele PAC. The only problem: staffers responsible for registering it, who don't know how to spell her name.
Rihanna's new neck tattoo says "rebelle fleur," the French words for "rebellious" and "flower." Unfortunately, adjectives usually follow the noun in French, so "rebelle fleur" is actually just gibberish. Click to enlarge.