After five years, The Tyra Show and host Tyra Banks took their final bow last week. Never fear, as these moments from her final week on air prove that our beloved Tyra won't ever change her ways.

You guys realize that Tyra's one-of-a-kind talk show will go off the air forever in just a few short weeks, don't you?! This is why we must appreciate her Tyra-isms while we still can... at least her books comes out.

This afternoon's Tyra was like the "Cats" of newspaper horoscopes: the audience was divided into their signs, given ugly shirts, and were told that if you want to bang a Libra talk to them about "culture."

It's not black (too depressing) and it's not red (it's for emergencies). Despite it's association with youth and purity, white wins! According to Tyra's "expert," the color has associations with love-making and is non-threatening. Uh, if you say so!

Today's Tyra might as well have been called "A Mash Up of TyTy's Most Awesomest and Benevolent Makeovers," but one segment stood out as nothing short of amazing—where Whitney put the hurt on some fools for looking wack.

Today's Tyra is focused on how wealth affects the dynamic between men and women in heteronormative relationships.

It wasn't long ago that Tyra declared Vaseline to be the one can't-live-without-it beauty product we just had to have. Now get ready for her next genius plot to make you beautiful, America.

First Oprah, now Tyra. The Tyra Show, daytime television's main source for women to learn about periods, porn stars, and the danger of tacos, will air its last show next spring. So sad.

Today Tyra was all about periods. She forced her audience to wear red shirts and covered everything from the color of period blood to how to bone on a girl's period. Suffice it to say—it was totally gross.

Today's Tyra Banks Show put the spotlight on exemplary parenting, showcasing mothers who never knew they were pregnant, and children who swear with impunity at their parents. Then she gave her own interpretations of pregnancy and bad babies.

Today's Tyra Banks Show featured the ever-altruistic host admonishing a guest for poor driving, making her confront two parents whose 9 year old girl was recently killed by an inattentive motorist. She then offered her sympathies by eating some ribs.

Today's Tyra was all about sex addicts and how they cope. Everyone is understanding and compassionate until this addict starts talking about masturbating in public. Then Tyra and her audience bring out the "you disgraceful pervert" face.

· "So tell me, Brandy-girl. Did you watch your brother's sex tape?" "Ew! Tyra! No! Did you?!" "No! Well, some of it." It's funnier when you watch it.
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